If you were President of the U.S.A, what would be the first thing you do?

[Gravityqueen4life]

start world war three and get this shit over with.

 

[murdered meat bag]

be visibly bored when talking with various minorities.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

"My first act would be to kill the whole lot of ya, and burn your town to cinders!"

 

[Not Really Here]

I would have two teams of FBI agents, one made up entirely of rabid Democrats and one of rabid Republicans start investigating Congress persons of the opposite party with the stated (to the teams) goal of convicting them on whatever felony they can.

A year later I would gather a team of rabid Libertarian agents and prosecutors to target the FBI itself.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Get our ass to Mars.

Grab Nancy Pelosi by the pussy.

Well that image delayed dinner.

 

[Biffo]

Make this the new national anthem

 

[Tecumseh]

Pull a Yeltsin on Congress.

 

[soft kitty]

I would do everything I can to reduce the power of government, cut regulation and repeal unnecessary and unconstitutional laws. Now the President doesn't have the power to do this directly, but if he could, that's what I'd do.

I'd also gradually phase-out social welfare programs, abolish the income tax, make abortion illegal, outlaw SRS and HRT therapy for anyone under 21 AND require them to seek traditional therapy first, finish the wall, stop all immigration into the country for 10 years, with the possible exception of high-skilled workers & get rid of most gun control laws. You can keep the background checks, everything else is unnecessary, unconstitutional and ineffective.

 

[oldTireWater]

Move the White House to the rural Southwest, and forbid anyone from DC to follow.

 

[Shiversblood]

Legalize Marijuana in all 50 states and on the federal level. On day one.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Honestly If I really was anointed President of the USA, I’d give something To the Poor Fuckers that no Previous President has been able to offer EVER, I know it’s obvious But I’d Give Everyone Free HealthCar. A Luxury we Brits have enjoyed all our lives yet You Americans Still ain’t got, fuck

 

[soft kitty]

Honestly If I really was anointed President of the USA, I’d give something To the Poor Fuckers that no Previous President has been able to offer EVER, I know it’s obvious But I’d Give Everyone Free HealthCar. A Luxury we Brits have enjoyed all our lives yet You Americans Still ain’t got, fuck

There's nothing more expensive than 'free'; especially when it comes from the government. There's a very good reason we haven't done that.

 

[JambledUpWords]

• Open all borders
• Cancel all student debt
• Make all members of my cabinet various minority groups and force them to spend time together
• Reword the Constitution to make it intersectional feminist
• Free healthcare for Latinos, troons, and blacks. Asians, whites and gays all have to pay extra
• Abortions allowed for up to three years
• Outlaw all journalism that isn’t federally approved
• Anyone expressing anything considered “alt-right”, “conservative” or “Nazi” gets shot
• Children used as secret police
• Whites will have to pay for all state taxes
• Whites are only allowed to work at factory and mining jobs
• White people will be fined $500 a year if they have more than one kid
• Interracial marriages are only allowed if approved by the federal government
• Step down from power and force my Vice President to fix everything while I watch an ensuing race war

Tl;dr Turning the race war meme into a reality

 

[Salad Dodger]

Send Trisha Paytas to GitHo.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Hang out with the secret service and have them teach me tactics, situational awareness tricks, hand-to-hand fighting, rifle shooting, etc.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Either pray for guidance or dox myself as a Kiwi.

Possibly both. I'd post a poll to determine the order.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

1. Bring back top hats as Presidential formal attire.
2. Political debates to be replaced with rap battles.
3. Keep making strange gestures during speeches to drive conspiracy nuts wild.
4. During negotiations with North Korea, repeatedly refer to Kim Yo-Jong as a “choice piece of ass.”
5. Battle Royale.
6. Have wind turbines fitted to Mount Rushmore, but they have to look like spinning bow ties.
7. Lay claim to Alaska, proclaim the lack of resistance to be a sign of American strength.

 

[Sunday School Dropout]

Subsidize transgender surgeries for all who want it.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Visit Israel to tell the Jewish people how much I love them before visiting the Western Wall.

 

[Crazedking]

Claim Prima nocta and have a fun few nights cucking men left n right.