If you were the me you delude yourselves to believe that i am, how will you spend my inheritance next week?

[Mariposa Electrique]

More lies. Next Tom will claim that he's using the money to enter the Ms. Nevada Pageant.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

enter the Ms. Nevada Pagean

Do they have a mutant category?

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

More lies. Next Tom will claim that he's using the money to enter the Ms. Nevada Pageant.

such obsessions you have, pig woman.

This is a weird question.

If I were you? I don’t know what the fuck I’d do. You’re all over the place. You’re definitely manic, but to what extent I have no idea. Sometimes I legit think you’re trying to be as cringe as possible because you get off on it. Other times I believe you’re a Sociopath who just doesn’t have the will to power to actually do anything.

So if I were you? Probably put a down payment on a nicer apartment. Buy some new clothes, check myself into therapy, get the meds I need. That’s about all I can think of.

lol. I'm an old queer rainbow hippie artist who doesn't care what insane infantile imbeciles like yourselves think. I am in therapy and get the meds I need. I will be purchasing a vehicle with about a third of it and the other 2/3 will sit in savings until it buys some land to park the vehicle on, which will likely happen in mid February after the shows.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Do they have a mutant category?

Tom's Talents:

Eating A foot long in under 5 seconds
Blowing into a dog's anus to make terrible music.

lol. I'm an old queer rainbow hippie artist who doesn't care what insane infantile imbeciles like yourselves think. I am in therapy and get the meds I need. I will be purchasing a vehicle with about a third of it and the other 2/3 will sit in savings until it buys some land to park the vehicle on, which will likely happen in mid February after the shows.

You're lying THOMAS. You've admitted that you self-medicate with weed and heroin. Also, how are you going to afford land + a car? Are you going to fit 10 filthy hobos into a van, so they can rape your anus every night?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I'm an old queer rainbow hippie artist who doesn't care what insane infantile imbeciles like yourselves think.

Then why ask, fucko?

which will likely happen in mid February after the shows.

It's so bizarre, I've never seen a goalpost sprout legs and walk away like that. Maybe you are magic after all?

 

[Grub]

such obsessions you have, pig woman.

lol. I'm an old queer rainbow hippie artist who doesn't care what insane infantile imbeciles like yourselves think.

Yet here you are with this incessant need to keep talking to us and trying to prove you're not a useless dog fucking faggot who raped an underage girl and lives like a slovenly pig in a shit sty.

 

[DoubtTheDictator]

Please Thomas shut the hell up challenge

 

[Tragi-Chan]

lol. I'm an old queer rainbow hippie artist who doesn't care what insane infantile imbeciles like yourselves think.

Then why do you keep trying to impress us?

I will be purchasing a vehicle with about a third of it and the other 2/3 will sit in savings until it buys some land to park the vehicle on, which will likely happen in mid February after the shows.

Serious question: how long do you think you have to live? So you buy your car, put 10.7 grand in savings - do you have any idea how long it will take you to save up enough to buy a decent-sized patch of land? That’s assuming you leave the money alone.

I’m not even being mean here, you’re nearly 70. Best case scenario, you’ve got like a decade left.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Tom hasn't posted recently. He must have gotten on his gold rocket ship destined for a planet that is populated by lonely, alien space dogs, who can transform into children.

i think you mean red rocket

 

[BigTodd]

No way Tom has any money left by February. I think "magic beans" is the best and most accurate prediction thus far.

Tom get his unclebucks today and go on a bender?

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Tom get his unclebucks today and go on a bender?

That was the story last week. Now it's on hold for a week.

Next week, it will be waiting in a vault somewhere in Nigeria.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Next week, it will be waiting in a vault somewhere in Nigeria.

I'm sure the Prince was very charming

 

[BigTodd]

Guessing he's laying low because it didn't come in as he bragged it would.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Then why do you keep trying to impress us?

Serious question: how long do you think you have to live? So you buy your car, put 10.7 grand in savings - do you have any idea how long it will take you to save up enough to buy a decent-sized patch of land? That’s assuming you leave the money alone.

I’m not even being mean here, you’re nearly 70. Best case scenario, you’ve got like a decade left.

Lol, he's grandiose and grasping at straws. The supposed money would be better if it was changed into ones, so he can wipe his necrotic, hobo Chilli ring for once. He thinks it's going to be Disneyland for smelly, old hippies who are forced to buttfuck him. When in reality, he's old and useless. The only legacy he'll leave behind is narrowly escaping the sex offender registry yet still living the lifestyle of a poor child rapist.

 

[$hakerattle]

Well, that's a good question Tommie! Personally, I'd be thrilled to receive such a windfall. Let's see, some of my charity/volunteer stuff picks up for the holidays, so I'd set aside $500-$1000 to increase my budget, maybe adopt a few more kids/families for the season. Don't want to powerlevel beyond that. Maybe buy a new phone for my mother, she's getting older and having trouble with her current phone. Aside from that, I'm content and don't need anything. I'd pay off my last credit card and stick the rest in savings.

If I was you, well, I don't know. But I don't think I'd pursue that retirement community.

 

[zero-who]

Tommy, I'm bored, so I'd just like to drop in this thread and say a few things:

• Fuck you.
• Fuck your weird half-descended balls.
• Fuck your ditch weed.
• Fuck you again.
• Please die.
• Drop dead.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Well, that's a good question Tommie! Personally, I'd be thrilled to receive such a windfall. Let's see, some of my charity/volunteer stuff picks up for the holidays, so I'd set aside $500-$1000 to increase my budget, maybe adopt a few more kids/families for the season. Don't want to powerlevel beyond that. Maybe buy a new phone for my mother, she's getting older and having trouble with her current phone. Aside from that, I'm content and don't need anything. I'd pay off my last credit card and stick the rest in savings.

If I was you, well, I don't know. But I don't think I'd pursue that retirement community.

It's actually on a back burner. In the immediate future is a hair weave and makeup job friday morning and the purchase of a bunch of fresh tie dyes Friday afternoon at the 4th Avenue Street Fair which I'll work this weekend. Next week is vehicle purchase and a run up to Albuquerque to see some people and then out Quartzsite, back here for the Tucson shows and after the shows ,' Im taking a long road trip out to Texas, and north to my mom's for her birthday on Mother's Day and then Colorado for the 50th Rainbow Gathering. That is where I expect some movement on building intentional community with some people.

You're lying THOMAS. You've admitted that you self-medicate with weed and heroin. Also, how are you going to afford land + a car? Are you going to fit 10 filthy hobos into a van, so they can rape your anus every night?

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Lol, he's grandiose and grasping at straws. The supposed money would be better if it was changed into ones, so he can wipe his necrotic, hobo Chilli ring for once. He thinks it's going to be Disneyland for smelly, old hippies who are forced to buttfuck him. When in reality, he's old and useless. The only legacy he'll leave behind is narrowly escaping the sex offender registry yet still living the lifestyle of a poor child rapist.

So much insanely stupid bullshit you make up about me , you sick slag. keep hammering that keyboard, my bitch. build that hate hotel to live in forever on the wrong side of history, you insane whore.

Then why do you keep trying to impress us?

Serious question: how long do you think you have to live? So you buy your car, put 10.7 grand in savings - do you have any idea how long it will take you to save up enough to buy a decent-sized patch of land? That’s assuming you leave the money alone.

I’m not even being mean here, you’re nearly 70. Best case scenario, you’ve got like a decade left.

My mother is going on 94. My grandmother died at 97. She had an aunt who lived to 108. All bets are off if the planetary management puts in an appearance. Go look at land prices in Pima County. I can get enough credit with what's going to hit the bank today or tomorrow to get a nice vehicle and a decent patch of land.

That was the story last week. Now it's on hold for a week.

Next week, it will be waiting in a vault somewhere in Nigeria.

It will arrive today or tomorrow and I won't be going on any spending benders.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Does your mom have a deathrattle cough like you?

Also (and I realize that this is a stupid question to a lolcow) are you just incapable of learning from your past mistakes? Why the fuck are you sharing your precise schedule for the next few weeks with us? Do you think we're all going to be awed at your ability to take a roadtrip in some old piece of shit vehicle? Aren't you worried about internet assassins coming to murder your decrepit ass, or whatever it is you're hallucinating?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

In the immediate future is a hair weave and makeup job friday morning and the purchase of a bunch of fresh tie dyes

It will arrive today or tomorrow and I won't be going on any spending benders.

One of these things ain't like the other.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

My mother is going on 94. My grandmother died at 97. She had an aunt who lived to 108. All bets are off if the planetary management puts in an appearance. Go look at land prices in Pima County. I can get enough credit with what's going to hit the bank today or tomorrow to get a nice vehicle and a decent patch of land.

. Why would anyone give you credit? You’re nearly 70, you look 90, you clearly have a number of health issues and a long history of drug abuse. And - most importantly - you have nothing. No job, no savings, no possessions worth a damn. And the project you want money for is never going to happen, let alone turn a profit. I won’t even dignify the alien crap with a response. I wouldn’t loan you the price of a coffee.