Even your dad knew you were a retard and didn't you blow that trust after college on a hobo lifestyle?
that's the fan fiction version. i was being branded "genius" and an "underachiever" from the time I was about 8. Because it was clear to me that financial success required me to do amoral things and that the entire western world was fast tracking to extinction, i set out to be the best underachiever i possibly could be and preserve this extraordinary capacity for learning that i was born with, instead of letting myself be fear conditioned into being a colonized tool of the perpetual war machine, like you.
There never was a trust fund. He gave out of pocket when we were in need and kept the will simple; a three way split with some small bequests to the grandchildren in the joint will.
The "hobo lifestyle" involves train hopping and working odd jobs from place to place. I'm a hippie, not a hobo. I work for myself, playing music and hustling stones. My lifestyle is more like a gypsy trader.. I call it "F Trooping" for working flea markets, street fairs and music festivals.
THOMAS is too a beautiful woman. In the 60s, he was an up and comming starlet using the stage name Jayne Ma'amsfield. His big debut was in the 3D film, "If These Sores Could Scratch" Starring opposite Lassie.
that was more lame than Dave's fan fiction. I'm a pseudo-hermaphrodite whose junk was mutilated as a toddler and forced to play male most of my life. I have never lusted after anything because of that , especially not children or dogs. your every word is a brick in a wall of a hate hotel you will live in for eternity, cupcake.
Nothing quite like emotional manipulation to your family members to score some nug. It's good to know you'll have very little control over those finances and will instead rely on loaning against it. I suspect that will be quite entertaining to see, and will definitely go in your favor
WTF is wrong with you? Your reasoning is seriously bizarre. Are you from wealth , average working class or impoverished, subjects of Empire?
I asked my sister when everything would be settled because my finances were precarious the last week of November. She offered an advance, which I declined. Synchrony crashed my credit account and i needed to be able to buy weed and candles immediately, so I told her i would accept it. Everything i do is fraudulent to you and involves some sort of deceit. The same as with Madame Bloviatory, your words are bricks in the wall of a hate hotel you're building on the wrong side of history. Carry on , my special meme making monkey moron. You have so little talent, it's sad to see you waste it on something so self destructive.
God forbid anyone to be you for even a milisecond of their life.
That's a thing that is worse than death.
Cut your hands off, tommy.
I have healing hands that channel healing energies. My hands tell stories, make stone art and musical sounds that people love. My observations on the congenital stupidity of a frightening percentage of the world's population today give you fits of cognitive dissonance and that's a good thing, but it's better to channel all of that self-loathing at inanimate objects, turning them to art , rather than at a fellow human, earning yourself negative strikes in your karmic account for hating on a stranger because of lies you've been told and misperceptions of them due to the lies you were told about them.
I'll tell you
@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg what I tell everyone pay off any debt you have credit card card, loans, court fines etc. etc. Because spending stupid amounts of money before paying off debts only leads to possibly more debt, you should also look into the taxes you may have to pay for that inheritance.
I did a quick check for you there is no inheritance or estate tax in Arizona so you should be good there. You are also going to need
to inform the SSI office because you are legally required to so you can maintain your SSI payments if you tell them your going to use it to pay off debt like above they won't have a problem with it as it will bee seen as a one-time-deal as you are clearing your financial situation.
After that I would get a decent car if you haven't got one all ready, if you have anything medical I would recommend getting that taken care of, since you're a older gent you probably have some things that could get fixed on to improve your quality of life.
After that blow it on what you want lol.
that's good advice and pretty much what i am doing. there's nothing besides a reliable vehicle that i need right now . most of it is going into savings and staying there as collateral on loans for land and possibly a vehicle. I prefer to find something under $5k with a clean service record and a premium AAA account and bank the rest. I've got shade tree mechanics if anything breaks and premium tows up to 200 miles.
I've got a thousand dollar line of credit at PayPal to buy toys with. All my medical issues are covered by AHCCCS . My only outstanding debt is small and will be paid in the first round of payouts. My only fines are for weed and those will be expunged when i get around to filing the request. I don't have to inform SSA because I get retirement benefits, not SSI. I may have an issue with AZ HHS over food stamp eligibility the next time i have to renew if i have to declare all my assets. I'm trying to arrange it so that the bulk of the cash is in a family foundation trust fund that won't impact my personal assets.
Right now, for an old queer hippie, I'm styling. I have excellent computing, musical , stone cutting and jeweling toys already. A trans boy toy would be nice, but i haven't had any trans guys fall in love with me and i can't afford to have a pro move in with me --- yet. There are a lot of possibles of both varieties i know from facebook scattered around the country i'm going to visit once I have wheels. The mid 20's gender queer emo kid who wants to be my apprentice is AMAB, but may be good for head.
One extravagant expenditure i do plan to make is a few hundred dollars for a total makeover with weave, extensions and a latina artist to paint my face up real ho-ish. I'm sick and fucking tired of being told that i'm a fake tranny by fat, ugly , insane trannies and fetishistic assholes. I actually pass real well IRL. People either don't know that I'm trans or respect trans identities. I get into some hilarious conversations with my neighbors that would have people busting a gut in a club. Get me looking seriously pretty and hang that as my profile picture and hang pictures of every nasty cunt that wished they had one from Jennfer Ajay on down to the fred gwynne looking one and the shitball grandma with gorilla hands and sasquatch feet.
Depends on if I have control or not.
If I had no control I'd be living as a decrepit old pedophile animal abuser and waste it on frivolous shit, drugs, and hairbrained schemes.
If I had control I would donate it to a trans exclusionary women's shelter for a last burst of good karma and jump in front of a truck hoping to have better luck on my next isekai.
you have no power of discernment and believe nonsense about me. You're also a misogynistic, sexually repressed transphobe who is more than likely a faggot forcing himself to be straight and has found himself either an incel, pussy whipped by a strong woman or dominating a weak one.
The way interest rates are at the moment, he wouldn't even earn enough from the investments to pay the management fees, let alone to pay his expenses and have money left over for pleasure.
I bank at a credit union and one of my musical associates' straight job is asset planning for life insurance clients. i'm going to have to force him to take something. he declined the CFO position in Real Things. He's going to help me set up a no risk sort of unmanaged mutual fund
*Run on sentence ahead*
Well, if I were to have that money, I would pay off as much debt as I could and hire a wealth management firm to place the money in a trust, invest it and to cover my essentials and have a pleasure allowance once a month.
That's wise, but there's not enough money to hire anybody to do that. My debts are negligible and will be cleared in the first round of payouts. I want to send $100 to the education funds of my siblings' grandchildren and a few elders will get benjamins deposited in their names in the land trust.
Between my check and what I earn with my music and stones, my essentials are covered and i have expendable income every month, so i don't need to allocate myself a thing from the investment account. I''ll be setting the trust up as a multi-user land trust account in the foundation name "Wasserberg Family Florriebelle Farms Foundation" with Real Things Artisans Cooperative, LLP providing it's income and "Hippie Acres Retirement Community" being the community land trust account.
I've got some experience with inherited trusts and the such. While he might not have direct ability to access the funds, if even a portion is in his name he can technically get loans through it. Technically he would be borrowing off the (four?) other members of the trust, and using his share as collateral.
He can definitely get his hands on cash through this, but I don't think he quite understands what it means to take loans off of inaccessible trusts. It's not his cash he's gambling with, it's everyone in the trust. As soon as he takes an amount of money he can't directly pay back, they start pulling it, interest and all, from everyone in the inheritance.
Not that he gives a shit.
Not at all, because you won't be getting any inheritance.
you're both malicious morons. The check will arrive tomorrow, i haven't been cut out of any wills and there are no family trust funds of any kind. everything belongs to mom and she decided she's only going to give us all $500 a year on her birthday and a box of pears at christmas until she dies. We're really not that wealthy. They called themselves middle middle class and dad chose not to own much of anything and live extravagantly. There's no real property or vehicles at all. There's not even a half mil in cash and whatever we can squeeze out of the art between 3 of us. She's 93 now and says she doesn't want to live to a hundred, but she says the only thing wrong with her are things that happen when people get that old. she beat lymphoma years ago and i don't recall if they finally gave her a pacemaker or not. dad got one a couple of years before he died.
You're projecting your own values at me. What the fuck do you think I would be borrowing this money for? I am not anywhere near the consumer of dope you fools think I am. Fifty bucks a week I earn easily with my horn. I hardly ever dine out because i make tastier, more nutritious food at home for much less. You can't get a crap 1/4 pound cheeseburger for less than $5.00 any more and you can't get a more respectable burger for less than $8. Artisan burgers are more like $12-18. The patty cost 75 cents, the bun 30 and nothing else cost more than a dime. the patty sits on a bed of baby spinach leaves, is buried in shredded cheddar with pico de gallo on top of that. The buns are coated with stone ground horseradish mustard and the top bun has alfalfa sprouts and sweet relish. I call it the Popeye -- a bedda chedda burga .
