If you were to crucify a lolcow who'd would it be and why?

[Rome's rightful successor]

If you could nail a lolcow or anyone famous on the internet to a cross who would it be and why?
There excruciating pain they would receive will be there last bit of entertainment we will have of them.
It would be more like Benny from new vegas.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Yaniv. He’s an actual menace to an extent that outweighs his entertainment value. Plus I feel like his time in the lolcow limelight may be passing - I reckon he’s either going to end up in jail or be forced to behave with legal consequences soon.

 

[MichałDrzymała]

The entirety of BreadTube. May they finally be useful by providing sustenance for vultures.