If you were turned into a nigger, what's the first thing you'd do?

[mr.moon1488]

I'd find that faggot who fucked up my taco bell order, say he called me the "n-word" and then set him on fire.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Bang a fat white girl in her mid 20's. While wearing an Enyce shirt with low cut Phat farm jeans in timberland boots.

Edit: forgot the new era baseball cap.

 

[King Fructose]

I'd probably just turn myself in to save everyone some time.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I'd continue doing everything exactly the same and suffer zero negative consequences because it's attitude and behavior that determine how people treat you and not skin color.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Loot!

 

[Pissmaster]

Buy a shitload of adderall and go get like 12 free PhDs

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

Commit as much crime as I can before inevitably being George Floyd'd out of existence.
I'm sure there'll be memorials dedicated to me in every major American city.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Date a white man.

 

[Mr. Bung]

I'd go right for the fried chicken, watermelon, and grape soda to see if there are any heightened negro senses that make these foods irresistible.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Pretend to be white.

 

[X Prime]

Is the transformation temporary or permanent?

If the former, the pro move would be to immediately apply to medical school.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

All I'd be able to do is act like a monkey and say "Ooga Booga".

 

[MrJokerRager]

Try to bang a college white girl before her daddy tries to buck break me.

 

[draggs]

Buy some fentanyl pills and pass a fake 20 at a convenience store

 

[Billy Beer]

Try and borrow some money. Maybe about tree fiddy