If you woke up as a Mexican, what is the first thing you would do?

[Samir]

Suicide is not an option

 

[King Fructose]

Go back to sleep. I’m so tired.

 

[libRT]

Call the CIA and get my drug trafficking empire started.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

See if I can eat a raw ghost pepper without flinching. Then I'd go back to sleep.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Well, i'm gonna make my drug empire.
And gonna change the word mexican to mexinarc

 

[Red Hood]

Jump the fence and come to America to do the same job I do as an American but for less than minimum wage.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

@LatinasAreTheFuture

I'm not even sure why I'm tagging you in this, but it's fun.

 

[Shidoen]

Have a family and make a successful tortilla chip business.

 

[Medulseur]

I would finally wear a sombrero and not feel weird about it.

 

[Jarch6]

I don't think I'd notice unless I was in Mexico. In which case I'm jumping the border and getting my guaranteed, illegal alien Biden bucks®.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Be a huge bitch until I start a fight with my drug dealer boyfriend and then when he drives off fuck his friend and end up in a fight in the street with his 400 pound girlfriend, just like my neighbors when I was in highschool.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Probably drive in a car drunk in front of a high-school.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Eat tacos. The food kind and the woman kind. I do that everyday anyways so it would be no change for me.

 

[XYZpdq]

go to zona 23 shows

 

[Owlflaps]

Make food for my family. I'd hella make tamales.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Refuse to learn any English and get my toddler to translate for me in the store while I stare blankly at nothing.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

When I wake up again, I'll watch Saint Seiya.

 

[Dyn]

Know who my father is.

 

[MoffAlbert]

Get out of Mexico as fast as I can

 

[No. 7 cat]

Una siesta?