If you woke up as a Mexican, what is the first thing you would do?

[Samir]

Suicide is not an option

 

[draggs]

Ayyy Dios mio!

 

[Pringles Can]

Taco truck.

 

[Psyduck]

I would hate niggers even more and then go back to sleep

 

[Hellspawn]

¡Tequila!

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Fuck some bitches

 

[Haint]

Knock up your precious white daughters.