If you wound up in a prison cell with Chris Chan, would you destroy his butthole?

[Bob's Vagene]

Like out of revenge/jealousy, because he got to fuck Barb and you didn't?

 

[The Cunting Death]

Yes but by shoving things up his ass and not fucking him

 

[Jason Wynn]

With a bandsaw maybe

 

[OpenBASED]

I would instantly destroy his skull.

 

[i am cancer]

Only with his Sonichu medallion.

 

[Lame Entropy]

No, crazy is contagious.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

He is fat as fuck so he might win against OP in an 1v1 tard fight with his weight advantage, then it's up to him to decide if he wants to destroy your anus or not.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Not with someone else's stolen dick.

 

[Lorgar]

Chris is fat and I would have sex with him in prison

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Only if he let's me spoon him afterwards

 

[Filthyphil]

Only if he let's me spoon him afterwards

And give him a reacharound?

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

And give him a reacharound?

If he hadn't already nutted by that point, yeah