If your cat texts your lap while you're phone and you orgasm, is it gay?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Asking for a friend. (@Daddy's Angry Juice)

 

[Dr Cruel]

Yes.

 

[cybertoaster]

If its a female cat then you're a furry.

If its a male cat then you're GAY and a furry.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If its a female cat then you're a furry.

If its a male cat then you're GAY and a furry.

My cat is nonbinary intersex gender special two-spirit pansexual. It also identifies as a 1000 year old dragon.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You're stroke.

 

[TayTweets]

OP, show us your fursuit.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

But how can cat phone

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Yes.
Cats are gay

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

OP, show us your fursuit.

Spoiler: Fursona

 

[We Are The Witches]

What did he mean by this?

 

[Maude Snew]

Spoiler: Fursona

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Why is your Fursona Patrick Tomlinson?

 

[cybertoaster]

My cat is nonbinary intersex gender special two-spirit pansexual. It also identifies as a 1000 year old dragon.

You're hypergay and megafurry then.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You're hypergay and megafurry then.

That's just your opinion and the opinion of MY STUPID BITCH THERAPIST THAT I'M DUMPING NEXT WEEK IF SHE DOESN'T START LISTENING TO ME!!!

 

[Soup Sammiches]

My cats only use the landline, not sure how they'd send a text.