If your son asked for a sonic video game, what would you do?

[IAmNotAlpharius]

If your son asked for a sonic video game, what would you do? What is the correct response to such a request?

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

If I had a son and he asked for a Sonic game, I'd probably show him the old ones then enable and even encourage some level of autistic fandom as long as it didn't become sexual. If I had a son that was a furry, on the other hand, I'd encourage him to try to get a blowjob from a crocodile.

 

[RollerGator]

"But son, we already own all of the sonic games."

 

[Grub]

Give him my old sega genesis and tell him sonic died when sega did.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'd start him with Sonic 1 so he won't think it's shit like everyone who played StH2 first does.

It is. No spin dash = no good

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It is. No spin dash = no good

But you won't know that if you play it first, plus later versions add it in. It definitely isn't a perfect game but it's certainly not shit either.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Abort the child and try again from the beginning with the missis.

 

[zero-who]

Buy him an FPS that he can play with his friends instead.
The kids that played COD or Halo back in middle school were always more socially well-adjusted than the kids that played Nintendo and Sonic. It can't be a coincidence.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

accept its my sons fate to be an autist.

 

[Solid Snek]

But you won't know that if you play it first, plus later versions add it in. It definitely isn't a perfect game but it's certainly not shit either.