Hive(mind) of Scum and Villainy. Welcome to iFelons - a collection of all known iFunny users who have been the victim of the long arm of the law:
Shaug- "SHOOTIN SHAUG" was the first well known case of an "iFelon" in the wild, he made mass shooting threats that the police took VERY SERIOUSLY but the claims of him being arrested and charged are unconfirmed. The archive post really covers all the important and relevant information on our little would-be brony school shooter.
Murdershy_XXI- Not much is known about this guy and is a bit of a rumor mill, but if true this would be the first case of of an iFelon occurring chronologically. I wasn't sure if I wanted to include something with as little info as is but since this is a heritage post of all known iFelons I decided to at least mention a real Brony-Killer(TAKE THAT SHAUG!)
InterestingHistory/Roddell Durbin- InterestingHistory was an account focusing on niche historical fun facts. These posts would range from facts about old tools from the 1800s to your more common WW2 fun facts. He would soon stop posting his facts for about a week or so only for another user to post his mugshot(pic below) and allege he was arrested for possession of child porn. Most were skeptical until literally a day later he would post on his iFunny account that he was indeed Jimmy Savillepilled. From then on his mugshot was used as proof of the existence of kid diddler phenotype.
Nicholas Giampa- Nicholas Giampa was charged with the double homicide of his girlfriend's parents in what appeared to be a "suicide pact". His gf's parents were the target of the murder after they allegedly didn't want their daughter to date a "neo-Nazi" as Nicholas's beliefs were that of your standard nopfp browsing past the featured. The only other thing to note in his case is that he was deemed "mentally incompetent" to stand trial and has yet to be given a sentencing from the court.
Saboteur/Samuel Woodward/Sab- Without a doubt the most notorious iFelon known outside of our little shithouse. Saboteur was a decently sized account that would participate in the normal right-wing shitposting "deep iFunny" was known for. I personally had no interaction with his account but he seemed to be somewhat well known enough for other people to as for r8s(profile ratings on a scale from 1-10). He was also a self proclaimed member of "Atomwaffen Division" and was in contact with other members. Fast forward to January 2018, Sam met with his gay Jewish high school classmate Blaze Bernstein, who was under the pretense that it was going to be a gay hookup and described it as "legendary", and proceeded to stab him 28 times and leave his body in a shallow ditch. The proceeding mention of iFunny in the mainstream news media led to Sam Woodward being a sort of icon of iFunny. I'll leave some of the ensuing shitposts bellow .
(this is a post on his account that was shown to his English teacher who is pictured right next to him)
Zachary Dyjsterhouse/Aqua- Aqua was a small time mid iFunnyer that used his Xbox live profile to solicit sex with an underage minor. He would proceed to meet with this minor only for it to turn into an arrest in March of 2018. Information is hard to come by since his name is the same as the blue hared bitch from Konosuba so searches result in little info from iFunny itself.
ArmyOfChrist/Justin Olsen/AOC- ArmyofChrist was a larger sized iFunny account that was deep into Anti-Fed shitposting. He would constantly bring up hyperbolic memes involving the death penalty for those involved with abortions and Planned Parenthood. These memes would bring him into contact with an undercover FBI agent with the iFunny username "TesticalTardass" and would soon detain him for threats against a federal agent after he ended a long rant about the 1993 Waco Siege with "in conclusion, kill all feds". Federal agents would soon raid his home and discover a modest gun collection normal among gun enthusiasts but soulless fed ghouls would describe as "an excessive amount to be used in a mass shooting". The collection included a few AR-15 platform guns and a shotgun as well as around 1000 rounds of spare ammunition(this is a low amount of ammo in a typical stockpile). Even though he would literally claim it was satire your honor in court, he is still not a free man. In conclusion, kill all feds, he was arrested for LARPing.
Jacoo/Jacob Copper- An avid opponent of Planned Parenthood, Jacco was a wannabe mass shooter who targeted an abortion clinic with the hope of killing both patients and doctors alike. Though I couldn't find a mugshot for this post, I do have a picture of the building he planned to carry out his mass shooting in.
Wignat/Jacob Kaderli- Wignat is another mid iFunnyer that is facing jailtime for LARPing, although his threats against politicians carry much more legitimacy for prosecution than AOC's fed posting. In January of 2020 he would be charged with conspiracy to commit murder with two other individuals.
Winterassault44- A dreaded nopfp, a creature of incomprehensible retardation, winterassault44 was an unknown user arrested for embezzlement and only makes this list for his obsessive consummations of iFunny shitposts(seriously who the fuck has 854 subscriptions).
AlextheBodacious/Alex Triesman- Alex is a another brony iFelon who was made famous after he posted a ragecomic with the question of whether or not he should kill Joe Biden during the 2020 election cycle. This lead to the United States Secret Service investigating him and discovering a shocking amount of child porn and firearms. With child porn and credible threat against a presidential candidate, Alex was arrested in October of 2020
Jargrolig/Alexander Holmberg- Alexander Holmberg was an iFunnyer who liked to LARP as Hitler's top guy with his surplus SS gear. On December 14th 2020 he was arrested for arson. As to how our little flammenwerfer was caught in one of the easiest crimes to get away with, that answer lies only with the ghost of Himmler.
Joshua Doctor- When AOC was arrested you would think this would be a sign to not threaten the lives of members of the Federal Government in blatant ways, but Mr. Doctor decided he would shout his thought to the world. With nothing but his trusty iFunny account in hand he would proclaim the immanent assassination's of Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and Governor Whitmer of Michigan. All that would come of it would be federal charges of intent to cause harm to government officials and a prison sentencing.
NoCumBacks/Matthew Davis- Another somewhat well known iFunnyer, NoCumBacks was associated with the "deep iFunny" ecosytem to a degree that his friend, MonarchTrump, could be baited into giving away 3,800 dollars he allegedly received from NoCumBacks. He was seen bragging about his wealth about a week before it would become known that he obtained this money through pimping out underaged girls to tourists in Las Vegas. After the arrest was known he became the target of many shitposts as well as threats from users with strong anti-child sex trafficking sentiments.
Bonus Felon
SandpaperCondoms- A "deep iFunny" account, Sanpapercondoms disappeared from the app for about two years, with many rumors saying he was jailed for stabbing his father. Upon his return he immediately tried to solicit meth from other users and was promptly ignored. It should be noted that his 18k subscriber count was one of the largest on the entire app and the meth addiction genuinely came out of nowhere and left a lot of users stunned he was an addict.
