IGN: The Resident Evil Game That Can't Be Remade

[OvercookedBacon]

A reminder that you can't spell ignorant without IGN.
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[Anon88]

If they think RE5 is bad I can't wait until somebody tells them about the main villain in RE: Code Veronica.

 

[Starved Artist]

Oh my fucking God. I've been seeing this conversation on goybook all fucking month.
First it can be remade, you colossal cucks.
Second, remake it to the standards of Resident Evil remake. If it's remade to the standards of RE2, RE3 and RE4 remake, it, like RE2R and RE3R will be missing the entirety of the fucking context of the fucking established storyline and world that's been made.( TLDR; the cuts they made to RE2 and RE3 remake actually prevent Outbreak from happening, which is a critical event in the world shaping of RE)

Fuck. Capcom stuck gold the first time they remade Resident Evil 1. Improved controls, improved graphics, added cut content back in, added content that systems at the time couldn't support back into it and made a legendary fucking game. Two full decades later, they can't repeat that magic. Fuck.

 

[The Last Stand]

I want a Resident Evil where you play as an old lady.

 

[The Pulverizer]

If they think RE5 is bad I can't wait until somebody tells them about the main villain in RE: Code Veronica.

Bro he uses RE: Code Veronica as an example of le wholesome game.

Personally I'd look backwards. Code Veronica is a perfect option

The cucked British man said Code Veronica is a perfect option. This obviously means he wants to kill all trannies.

 

[Starved Artist]

I want a Resident Evil where you play as an old lady.

Jill , Michaela, Karena, Alyessa, Yoko, etc. are in their 50s by now, it would be nice if they made a playable comeback it won't happen. Of course, the current iteration of the Resident Evil Multiverse forgets that Jill is 50.

 

[Anon88]

Bro he uses RE: Code Veronica as an example of le wholesome game.

The cucked British man said Code Veronica is a perfect option. This obviously means he wants to kill all trannies.

Ha that's what I get for skimming the article I missed the funniest part at the end. I agree with him a Code Veronica remake would be great if they didn't cut any of the lines from the original. Just imagine the freak outs if something like this was released today.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

RE5 was a blast and I do hope they remake it with its retarded plot and characters completely intact. obviously the racism angle is fucking retarded because a lot of the enemies, particularly the Majini, are just straight copies from RE4 but with black skin because it's Africa, and by the end of the game you're mainly fighting assorted nonhuman bio-horrors anyway. but having a nuanced opinion on the subject is expecting too much out of a shitty clickbait farm like IGN.

Isn’t RE5 the game notorious for being nothing but one giant escort mission with some of the dumbest AI ever seen in a game? That alone is why it shouldn’t be remembered.

only if you don't have a bro to play with. IMO RE5 is one of the most fun co-op games out there, but yeah the AI is bad and it's definitely a lot less fun if you try to play it solo.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

People are forgetting that you kill plenty of whites and Arabs alongside the blacks. The only people who whined about RE5 being racist were grifters and retarded, overly emotional, ill-informed people that were unaware that the previous game featured white people that acted identically to the blacks in RE5.

Also, remember how people whined in the same year about Left 4 Dead 2 having black zombies? Guess blacks are never to be portrayed negatively under any circumstances in the minds of the grifter class.

 

[The Pulverizer]

Also, remember how people whined in the same year about Left 4 Dead 2 having black zombies? Guess blacks are never to be portrayed negatively under any circumstances in the minds of the grifter class.

These are the same people that say they don't see color.

 

[BananaSplit²]

I don't trust modern Resident Evil remakes, they remove the charm of the original games by cutting off the ham and the appealing visuals.
It's impressive how this chase for photo-realism graphics managed to make things look worse than a videogame released 15 years ago.

Isn’t RE5 the game notorious for being nothing but one giant escort mission with some of the dumbest AI ever seen in a game?

iirc the AI was actually fine? Playing a full co-op walkthrough with a friend is obviously the best way (besides the QTE parts) but I don't recall anything particularly bad about the computer-controlled companion.

 

[Anorexic Robot]

They can remake RE5 and offend the blacks, or Code Veronica and offend the troons
How about they remake bad RE games like Survivor instead of ones that were already good? RE4 didn't need a remake at all.

They need to do an outbreak remake, you can even do loot boxes and people wouldn't complain since the original game had similar unlocks. You could even just re-release the game with running servers and voice chat and people would be ecstatic.

 

[Calandrino]

This is a psyop to trick you into demanding yet another pointless remake

 

[Soycast Guy]

Other than the obvious with IGN claiming RE5 is “LITERALLY RACIST DOOD”. Them saying that re5 should be remade as a survival horror game rather than an action game is hilarious. Now whether you like the gameplay of re5 is different, but a remake of a game shouldn’t have its core gameplay completely changed just because someone “doesn’t like it”, or it wouldn’t be a remake at all. Now adding more horror elements is fine, but the literal core of the game shouldn’t be changed, but just be made better. Did IGN complain with re4 being an action game? (With some more horror elements)

 

[Sniperwoof]

I was cleaning out a box of old shit and I found some EGM magazines from around 2005 or so.

Lots of boob and butt jokes, racial humor, article speculating which female characters had the most pubic hair.

The early 2000s are almost a different dimension at this point. Society has gotten so think skinned and humourless It's almost beyond belief.

IGN even gave RE5 a 9/10 back in the day. Now they reeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

 

[Pissmaster]

iirc the AI was actually fine? Playing a full co-op walkthrough with a friend is obviously the best way (besides the QTE parts) but I don't recall anything particularly bad about the computer-controlled companion.

Resident Evil 5's biggest problem was the inventory screen. It was very limited. You had nine slots per character, and Sheva's AI could use items out of her bag. So what would happen is, she'd pick up something that recovers health, and if you're not at 100% health, she'd make a beeline to you and heal you. This was really bad, considering healing items were scarce, and it's a big waste to let her heal you after just taking one hit. So as a result, it was almost scarier to see her running towards you than any other enemies in the game. So you'd have to rearrange her and your inventories constantly, making sure you were the one holding all the healing stuff, and she's the one holding all the extra ammo for guns she didn't have, and whatever else she can't just waste.

This is extra annoying when you think about how RE4 perfected the inventory screen. Why would they ditch it?

They tried crying about racism when this game came out, and it didn't work then.

I remember that. It was retarded. Nobody but the absolute whiniest retarded cucks cared at the time.

 

[Product Placement]

I think RE5 will get a unneeded remake, but no way will Capcom keep tribal village part with spear chuckers, would cause a shit show I don't seem them wanting to deal with.

But really they should remake RECV and be done with the RE remakes, move onto new games or remake something like Dino Crisis instead.

 

[The Pulverizer]

The early 2000s are almost a different dimension at this point. Society has gotten so think skinned and humorous It's almost beyond belief.

I don't understand how grown men think it's okay to behave like a frail old grandma.

 

[General Woundwort]

I find it perfectly understandable that the white British man is confused and enraged by the depiction of Africans in Africa, as he likely thinks we should have crammed them all into Europe by now.

 

[AnotherPleb]

They can't remake RE5 because of the boulder punching, clearly.