Ignorance thread - Shit that people really says

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I don't have a cap but back in the late 90s I was told by a clerk at Circuit City that you don't have to worry about getting a virus from Cd-rs because the laser in the drive will kill them.
 
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10th grade Sex Ed. I will never forget this girl having to be explained WHAT THE PURPOSE OF BREASTS IS after bitching tumblr-style about "sacks of fat on your chest" just a few seats over from the teacher...and then gagging when she found out she could be "like a cow".

How do you get to high school never learning that the defining feature of mammals is milk?
 
I wish Ken M were still active.



10th grade Sex Ed. I will never forget this girl having to be explained WHAT THE PURPOSE OF BREASTS IS after bitching tumblr-style about "sacks of fat on your chest" just a few seats over from the teacher...and then gagging when she found out she could be "like a cow".

How do you get to high school never learning that the defining feature of mammals is tard cum?
My buddy though girls didn't have assholes and both pissed and shit out of their vaginas. At age 18.
 
I once had a grown woman ask me during a conversation "If two mixed people have a kid will it be 100% white or 100% black?"
I was like "uhhh that's not how it works..."

And then there's this

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Today at lunch one of our newhires was talking about a worst songs list. This caused one of our vendors to chime in and ask if Led Zeppelin was on the list. When the newhire asked why they would be on the list, the vendor said he hated their song Squeezebox. When it was pointed out to him that Squeezebox was a song by The Who, he said The Who only covered it. This resulted in me showing him the linear note of The Who by Numbers and when he saw the songwriter credit for Pete Townshend his face went red and walked off. Just in case you thought he was being an asshole, this is the same guy who claimed to be a Christian Secular Progressive. I don't know how that would work
 
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