🐮 Lolcow iheartteletubbies33 - "Who is hotter, Arthur's mom Jane or Caillou's mom Doris?"

[Cake Farts]

This thread is starting to scare me

A few posters were starting to divulge in what I think could be childhood stirrings of emotions...

 

[Kari Kamiya]

@iheartteletubbies33 Since you prefer Arthur's mom, could you tell us who's hotter in round two: Jane, or the lady who did Mary Moo Cow?

 

[Optimus Prime]

@Jaimas

I summon thee to this thread of horror to make some sense of what the actual fuck is happening!

 

[DonaldJTrump]

I remember when this was originally uploaded when I was in 7th grade, I thought it was so hilarious

 

[Jaimas]

@Jaimas

I summon thee to this thread of horror to make some sense of what the actual fuck is happening!

Autism, my boy. Autism in such lethal amounts that exposure without protection is fatal.

I hope you've made peace with your creator.

 

[Manah]

This is freaking me the fuck out. I hope he's trolling.

At a certain point there is no difference between trolling and just having some serious issues.

 

[lolwut]

At a certain point there is no difference between trolling and just having some serious issues.

Two sides of the same autistic coin.

 

[A Hot Potato]

When people ask me why I don't believe in god, this thread explains why.

When people say that god has the divine plan, and that everything is done by god's will, I die a little inside.

According to them, it was in god's plan for this person to legitimately want to know, and I quote.

"Who is hotter, Arthur's mom Jane or Caillou's mom Doris?"

4 real?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

TBH the poll needs a third option for people who aren't that autistic.

 

[Cake Farts]

When people ask me why I don't believe in god, this thread explains why.

When people say that god has the divine plan, and that everything is done by god's will, I die a little inside.

According to them, it was in god's plan for this person to legitimately want to know, and I quote.

"Who is hotter, Arthur's mom Jane or Caillou's mom Doris?"

4 real?

No one said the Divine Plan couldn't have dark humor in it. I mean the lulz had to come from somewhere.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Autism, my boy. Autism in such lethal amounts that exposure without protection is fatal.

I hope you've made peace with your creator.

I'll take the weirdly eloquent screeds over the usual degeneracy any day. This guy's clearly an autistic faggot but at least we haven't found a stash of weird porn he drew in MSP (yet).

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Regardless of whether he's a troll or not, this is a goldmine of autism and it's absolutely hilarious. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

 

[Bugaboo]

The only thing I remember from Teletubbies when I was like 3 was the vaccum would eat all their food and they'd be all like you punk ass bitch vaccum we should sell you for parts. The show disturbed me even then and also I'm at least 98% it gave me some form of mental retardation

Also ya'll are nuts, I'd choose Caillou's mum because I heard the French are great lovers, dunno about the French Canadians but I have an open mind

 

[Reynard]

When people ask me why I don't believe in god, this thread explains why.

When people say that god has the divine plan, and that everything is done by god's will, I die a little inside.

According to them, it was in god's plan for this person to legitimately want to know, and I quote.

"Who is hotter, Arthur's mom Jane or Caillou's mom Doris?"

4 real?

Perhaps they see it as "God has gifted us with this great, amusingly autistic individual." They say God works in strange ways, do they not?

Regardless of whether he's a troll or not, this is a goldmine of autism and it's absolutely hilarious. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

You beat me to saying it, man. I can see it going either way, but seriously, I don't really care at this point. I'm having fun!

 

[Bugaboo]

Tubbyfucker, I'd like to thank you for being a gift to the farms

You are not the hero we deserve but you are the hero we need

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

But why though

 

[Gordon Cole]

But why though

Why not?

(:autism:. The answer's always :autism:.)

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

i demand proof that @iheartteletubbies33 is the real tubby boy

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

...Teletubbies have personalities? I mean, I've seen a few episodes of that shit, all they do is unanimously say the same thing several times.

Good find OP

Of course they do!

Tinky Winky's the gay one, Dipsy's the "Probably gay" one, La-La likes balls and Po's the Asian one.

How did you find us that fast? Definitely a troll.

If he's a troll, he's doing a very good job at emulating the real deal. I'll give him that.

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

There are those who are controlled by autism, doomed to wander this world without purpose --posting eight paragraph long screeds on the internet about powerline insulators and the ad council, but there are also those who control it.
It is said that he who attains full mastery of the tism gains control of a most fearsome technique; the curse-ye-ha-me-ha, and legend has it that when the world falls into chaos two masters shall emerge and shape our future, for better or worse.
This is a fateful day. @iheartteletubbies33 is not only in control, they wield the full power of autism. Could they be the one?