🐮 Lolcow iheartteletubbies33 - "Who is hotter, Arthur's mom Jane or Caillou's mom Doris?"

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So who do you chose?

  • Dorris

    Votes: 48 36.6%

  • Jane

    Votes: 83 63.4%
  • Total voters
    131
Vrakks said:
It's a troll, it seems too carefully-formulated. It just seems so right.

But if I'm wrong, and it's genuine, this amount of concentrated autism is probably capable of gaining sentience.
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It could go either way and still be funny. It's more likely a troll, though; few if any lolcows of this nature are that coherent.

New poll idea: is @iheartteletubbies33 serious or troll?
 
Oglooger said:
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Krippen said:
Recently a thread in r/television titled "Who is hotter, Arthur's mom Jane or Caillou's mom Doris?" got upvoted to the front page. I will admit it was kind of funny at first seeing whether Reddit preferred to bang an aardvark or a housewife that can't keep her kid under control. But then I looked at the username of the poster "iheartteletubbies33" and found he was actually Interested in Teletubies, Peppa Pig, Boohbah and all those other wonderful PBS shows intended for 6 year olds.


His Reddit Comments:







This either has to be the best troll ever or this guy has some issues like Mr. Cherry LOL. Not much content from this guy yet, but I've Wayback Machine'd his profile.
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Oh look, his leaked porn collection
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iheartteletubbies33 said:
They do, but they still have individual personalities.

Tinky Winky is the oldest one and functions as the paternal figure, but he also faces the complex struggle of being an openly gay paternal figure which was fairly uncharted territory for the 90s. He worries that the other Teletubbies will see him as less of a man due to his sexuality.

Dipsy is the only black member of the Teletubbies and the most rebellious of the group. He faces the pressure of being the sole representative of the black community on the show, so he tries to make sure he always has the most hip dance moves and the latest fashion with his black and white hat that many have mistaken for a pimp hat. Again remember this is the 90s and the black and white cow print was very fashionable as it was all over Gateway computers. He tries to make himself seem "cool" by not always going with the consensus of the rest of the group.

Laa-Laa functions as the mom of the group who tries to help the other Teletubbies with their various problems, but in doing so she fails to deal with her own problems, masking her own struggles with depression and feelings of inadequacy as a result. She instead hides behind the never ending sunshine provided by the smiling baby in the sky. Watching Laa-Laa on the show actually is triggering for me as I was previously in a relationship with a woman who exhibited very similar behavior.

Po, like Dipsy, is there as the sole representative of the minority community, in her case the Asian community. She will show her native Chinese pride by stating Cantonese phrases mixed with the Teletubbies' weird dialect of English while riding her scooter. Her scooter represents her desire to be different and more tomboyish than Laa-Laa-Laa. She is also the youngest and functions as a little sister to the group, but sometimes she doesn't particularly want to revert to this behavior, but she does so anyways due to her crush on Tinky Winky, who does not reciprocate due to his homosexuality.

They also have the vacuum cleaner, Noo-Noo who functions as the straight man of the group. Noo-Noo does not talk but often rolls its eyes at the Teletubbies' various antics, knowing that many of their nonsensical antics such as their weird oddly sexual dance routines and their love for the pink slime known as "Tubby Custard" are really just acts they put on to hide their issues. Said dances are the ways they worship their baby sun god who laughs in approval. As a result of their issues, instead of thinking for themselves they listen to an unnamed narrator who directs their daily lives.

The show really has compelling content if you look beneath the surface of it being a silly kids show. The only thing that really brings it down are the excruciatingly boring videos with the real children, which have nothing to do with the plot of the show and also have to be shown twice for some reason. Even in this part, however, more details on the social dynamics of the Teletubbies can be revealed-whichever Teletubby is chosen to show the video on their screen becomes instantly excited, even though they have the worst view of the video since they have to watch it upside down looking directly down. This just shows their need for competition and to constantly one up each other, certainly not the happy blissful alien creatures living in perfect harmony that the show leads you to believe initially.
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Damn, this is like Barneyfag bitching about the "lore" of Teletubbies. Autism everywhere.
 
Whoa what the fuck.

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Perhaps Tubbyfag should explain himself why he gets off on shows he's way too old for. There's no way he could be trolling since he got on Reddit because no troll would try this hard and go into many details to say that he wants to bang PBS Kids characters.

Also... "Not a pedophile, sorry." "I'm not gay but..." Sure you're not.
 
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Vrakks said:
It's a troll, it seems too carefully-formulated. It just seems so right.

But if I'm wrong, and it's genuine, this amount of concentrated autism is probably capable of gaining sentience.
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https://www.reddit.com/user/iheartteletubbies33/about

His Reddit profile says that has been on Reddit for the better part of a year, (254 days at the time of this post). If he is a troll, that is some serious staying power.

I lean towards him being legit but I could be mistaken.

Edit: I just check his comments and posts and the earliest stuff I could find is only 90 days old. (Quoted below)

iheartteletubies33 said:
Would you rather pay $1,000,000 to have sex with Jessica Alba, or get paid $1,000,000 to have sex with Rosie O'Donnell?
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So jury is still out
 
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Sexy Potoo said:
https://www.reddit.com/user/iheartteletubbies33/about

His Reddit profile says that has been on Reddit for the better part of a year, (254 days at the time of this post). If he is a troll, that is some serious staying power.

I lean towards him being legit but I could be mistaken.

Edit: I just check his comments and posts and the earliest stuff I could find is only 90 days old. (Quoted below)


So jury is still out
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I'm pretty sure he's just fucking with Reddit.
 
please keep discussion on the topic of the thread. If it becomes sperging about cartoons we will lock.
 
So the rabbit hole goes deeper. I found another Teletubbie channel that also seems to like Duckman, and made a video linking to another channel about Duckman.

Channel Info:
Eh oh! My name is Blush! I'm Po's long lost sister and i have a crush on Tinky Winky! Plus, i'm friends with Dipsy, Laa Laa, Eric Feeble, Yuki Tomoko, Duckman and Alex MInudaka. I love Teletubbies (The show that my boyfriend, sister and two of my friends are on), Stressed Eric, Duckman, The Venture Bros, Drawn Together and Bring me to the Horizon! I also like anime and my favorite animes are Elfen Lied, Ghilbi films, Summer Wars, Tsubasa, Shiro Bako, Moonphase, Legend of the galactic heroes, Akame Ga Kill, Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans, Kill la Kill, Cowboy Bebop Fullmetal Alchemist, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Naruto, Sword Art Online, Sailor Moon and Glitter Force
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The linked channel had a video where it pretty much says that all his haters should kill themselves.

I doubt this leads anywhere. Shit, I should be doing my math homework.
 
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