❄️ Snowflake iJustine

[Saney]

Because if there's one thing I hate almost as much as Loveshies, it's obnoxious attention whores who are inexplicably famous for acting like dumbasses.

Did I mention that she's also a really shitty gamer? Well, she is. This is her attempt to bungle through Portal 2, as reviewed by ForeverPandering. it's the only way to make her Let's Play tolerable.

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

That "I WANT A PIZZA" video was so obnoxious that I almost wanted to punch a seahorse (nothing against seahorses, they're fine, majestic animals).

 

[Surtur]

[youtube]iKvqXxsPDQk[/youtube]

 

[Saney]

[youtube]iKvqXxsPDQk[/youtube]

Ah, I missed those hulking out videos. Here's something that I'm sure will enrage you.
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How the everloving fuck do you lose to Tommy Wiseau?! This is a man who couldn't even get past the first room in Dead Space 2 for Christ's sakes! HOW DOES THIS WOMAN HAVE A CAREER?!

 

[Surtur]

[youtube]bmS_qan_JA0[/youtube]

 

[punchabunch]

I dont know. I mean, shes terrible yeah, but well above pewdiepie levels. Although I do quite like the commenter on the video too. He manages to be funny and citical without simply being mean.

Edit: *sees related video: GOT WISDOME TEETH PULLED OUT by Ijustine*

ok yeah she is bad and should feel bad.

Hasnt someone with a legitament brain condition (Downs Syndrome, if I remember right) beaten that first area where Ijustine was stuck at in naught but a few secconds?

 

[Bugaboo]

Is she the chick who refers to Whetlty as "Mr. Eyeball"?
My God she is stupid.

 

[Saney]

Is she the chick who refers to Whetlty as "Mr. Eyeball"?
My God she is stupid.

Yes she is. She also calls GLaDOS "the potatoe" and confuses Chell for Caroline.

I dont know. I mean, shes terrible yeah, but well above pewdiepie levels. Although I do quite like the commenter on the video too. He manages to be funny and citical without simply being mean.

Edit: *sees related video: GOT WISDOME TEETH PULLED OUT by Ijustine*

ok yeah she is bad and should feel bad.

Hasnt someone with a legitament brain condition (Downs Syndrome, if I remember right) beaten that first area where Ijustine was stuck at in naught but a few secconds?

Twelve year olds have beaten the areas that iJustine struggled on, much quicker too. Hang on, I think there's a comparison video on YouTube, I'll find it.

 

[Bugaboo]

Is she the chick who refers to Whetlty as "Mr. Eyeball"?
My God she is stupid.

Yes she is. She also calls GLaDOS "the potatoe" and confuses Chell for Caroline.

I dont know. I mean, shes terrible yeah, but well above pewdiepie levels. Although I do quite like the commenter on the video too. He manages to be funny and citical without simply being mean.

Edit: *sees related video: GOT WISDOME TEETH PULLED OUT by Ijustine*

ok yeah she is bad and should feel bad.

Hasnt someone with a legitament brain condition (Downs Syndrome, if I remember right) beaten that first area where Ijustine was stuck at in naught but a few secconds?

Twelve year olds have beaten the areas that iJustine struggled on, much quicker too. Hang on, I think there's a comparison video on YouTube, I'll find it.

Why does it seem that almost every female LPer on Youtube is fucking terrible?
And I hate girls who claim to be "Girl Gamers" and spend more time posting with a controller than using it. Because real "Girl Gamers" don't make a giant scene about it.

 

[punchabunch]

Twelve year olds have beaten the areas that iJustine struggled on, much quicker too. Hang on, I think there's a comparison video on YouTube, I'll find it.

My mother who barely know what a video game is could probobly understand how to get through that puzzle faster then Ijustine. At the end of the video she says shes embarressed. She should be.

 

[Saney]

Found it.
[youtube]pVYBaqEVDgs[/youtube]
To quote ForeverPandering (in his third video reviewing iJustin's Portal LP, with was tragically lost when he deleted his account), "Fuck you and everything you stand for, I fucking hate you and I hope you die sometime soon."
(And if anyone can find the third part of that video, I will...I dunno, do something)

 

[random_pickle]

Ah gamer gurlz, will your precious lulz and fail ever end?

On a more serious note, Portal 2 isn't all that hard. The only hard part about it would probably be the custom made levels.

 

[Bugaboo]

Ah gamer gurlz, will your precious lulz and fail ever end?

On a more serious note, Portal 2 isn't all that hard. The only hard part about it would probably be the custom made levels.

She couldn't even grasp the concept of portals.

 

[Saney]

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Here is a video in which iJustine literally makes money off of the suffering of others. Isn't she brilliant?

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

^and if you call her out, she'll say "You've been watching one too many Archfiend videos!" (TheArchfiend called her out several times).

 

[Saney]

^and if you call her out, she'll say "You've been watching one too many Archfiend videos!" (TheArchfiend called her out several times).

Didn't he also call out iJustine's sister, Jenna, when she pulled a similar stunt with a 9/11 video she made?

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

I think so! Pretty despicable. I love how Archfiend refers to iJustine as iWhore, it's so true.

 

[Bugaboo]

So is iJustine's sister named iJenna?

 

[Saney]

So is iJustine's sister named iJenna?

Tragically, no, she chose ItsMeGangstaE...which is actually even dumber.

I think so! Pretty despicable. I love how Archfiend refers to iJustine as iWhore, it's so true.

Ugh, it's like the whole family is made up of attention whores. Oh, and check out this excerpt from her Wikipedia page...

Ezarik and her younger sister Breanne, who was three grades behind her, were honor students at Bentworth High School, where Justine was a member of the class of 2002

HONOUR ROLL MY ASS.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Funny, I actually went to middle school with Jenna.