I'm an incel AMA

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I bet none of you actually know what an incel is. We've been so mischaracterized it's crazy. People mix us up with soyboys, necckbeards, simps, niceguys, etc.

Loads of people think we all have high standards, don't try to improve our looks, are all poor, smell etc,etc which are all things that have been made up just so people have an excuse to continue targeting us and to bluepill themselves on the factor that it's our looks which is the reason we're involuntarily celibate.

Seen so many threads on here suposedly about 'incels' and they're just not lol it's crazy how mischaracterized we've been.
 
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FastBananaCEO said:
I bet none of you actually know what an incel is. We've been so mischaracterized it's crazy. People mix us up with soyboys, necckbeards, simps, niceguys, etc.

Loads of people think we all have high standards, don't try to improve our looks, are all poor, smell etc,etc which are all things that have been made up just so people have an excuse to continue targeting us and to bluepill themselves on the factor that it's our looks which is the reason we're involuntarily celibate.

Seen so many threads on here suposedly about 'incels' and they're just not lol it's crazy how mischaracterized we've been.
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So why are you an incel?
 
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FastBananaCEO said:
I bet none of you actually know what an incel is. We've been so mischaracterized it's crazy. People mix us up with soyboys, necckbeards, simps, niceguys, etc.

Loads of people think we all have high standards, don't try to improve our looks, are all poor, smell etc,etc which are all things that have been made up just so people have an excuse to continue targeting us and to bluepill themselves on the factor that it's our looks which is the reason we're involuntarily celibate.

Seen so many threads on here suposedly about 'incels' and they're just not lol it's crazy how mischaracterized we've been.
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We don't give a fuck. Say something funnier than this.
 
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Totally Awesome said:
So why are you an incel?
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Because I'm ugly. I was originally a 3/10 however I've looksmaxxed to a 3.5/10 now. All that's left now is surgery which should hopefully bring me to a 4-5/10.

5/10 is the minimum requirement for men these days. Yes a 4/10 can luck out here and there but 5/10 is the threshold for having no excuse to be single.

Womens standards have increased due to social media and dating apps and other factors. It's called hypergamy in cases you didn't know you can look that up for more on this.

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so what was the catalyst for your retarded way of thinking?
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What do you think I think that is retarded?
 
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FastBananaCEO said:
Because I'm ugly. I was originally a 3/10 however I've looksmaxxed to a 3.5/10 now. All that's left now is surgery which should hopefully bring me to a 4-5/10.

5/10 is the minimum requirement for men these days. Yes a 4/10 can luck out here and there but 5/10 is the threshold for having no excuse to be single.

Womens standards have increased due to social media and dating apps and other factors. It's called hypergamy in cases you didn't know you can look that up for more on this.
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A little funnier but feels more like word salad you plucked out of the incel/loveshy threads. Do better.
 
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FastBananaCEO said:
Because I'm ugly. I was originally a 3/10 however I've looksmaxxed to a 3.5/10 now. All that's left now is surgery which should hopefully bring me to a 4-5/10.

5/10 is the minimum requirement for men these days. Yes a 4/10 can luck out here and there but 5/10 is the threshold for having no excuse to be single.

Womens standards have increased due to social media and dating apps and other factors. It's called hypergamy in cases you didn't know you can look that up for more on this.
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I see hideous guys with horrible personalities every single day in relationships. What is it about you specifically that is so revolting that you cannot date?

A photo would be very helpful.

Do have a tiny weiner you've abused with tons of porn?
 
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Guys, I'm frankly disappointed in the quality of trolling I'm seeing in this thread. If you up and call someone a retard or say they have a small peepee in your post, that's just naked hostility and they'll ignore you unless they're really desperate for attention and like feeling bad. You'll never increase your Tranny Suicide Kill Count (TM) with that kind of lame-ass amateur trolling. You've got to be more clever than that to really get under their skin.
 
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FastBananaCEO said:
Because I'm ugly. I was originally a 3/10 however I've looksmaxxed to a 3.5/10 now. All that's left now is surgery which should hopefully bring me to a 4-5/10.

5/10 is the minimum requirement for men these days. Yes a 4/10 can luck out here and there but 5/10 is the threshold for having no excuse to be single.

Womens standards have increased due to social media and dating apps and other factors. It's called hypergamy in profound than they actually are.cases you didn't know you can look that up for more on this.
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Nobody gives a shit. You are a boring, mediocre white nerd with typical boring, mediocre white nerd problems. Your stupid ideology is just a way for you to LARP that your issues are more profound than they actually are.
 
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Chaptersevenbankruptcy said:
Why does your entire identity revolve around sex, and specifically your inability to get it?
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It doesn't. In fact I made a thread asking incels what their main problem(s) in life are and for most of them it wasn't actually the fact that they're a virgin. Most said that they just wanted to be treated normally and live a normal life and to not live in isolation. You see if you're ugly you get treated like shit no matter where you go and are more likely to be ostrasized.

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I've seen bridge-troll tier dudes pull pussy so I'm not buying it, and pityfarming is a shit pastime bro
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Most people who say stuff like this are either lying, cherry picking or the guys they're talking about arent even that ugly.
 
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Sofonda Cox said:
I see hideous guys with horrible personalities every single day in relationships. What is it about you specifically that is so revolting that you cannot date?

A photo would be very helpful.

Do have a tiny weiner you've abused with tons of porn?
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Most people who say stuff like this are either lying, cherry picking or the guys they're talking about arent even that ugly.
 
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