I'm an incel AMA

FastBananaCEO said:
I'm glad we're aligned. You'd be surprised with how many people genuinely disagree with what you just said. I mean deep down nearly everyone does conciously agree with what incels think, just not when it comes from our own mouths it seems.

But dating is getting worse. After dating apps and social media apps and other factors it's only getting harder and harder for men to date than it was in the past. It's over for gallons of men.
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You're not even trying at this point.

Whose faggoty alt is this
 
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Zippocat's Revenge said:
I. DON'T. GIVE. A. FUCK.

Assuming you're for real (not that it matters) you're the worst kind of miserable failure, someone who has SET THEIR MIND TO BEING ONE because you think you're going to get a pity party out of the deal with your faggot friends at the bottom of that crab-bucket. You're a spineless, gormless failure and an absolute dead-end of your own volition and absolutely nothing else. You refuse to cultivate a personality beyond "WOE IS ME I LOST THE GENETIC LOTTERY ABLOOBLOO" and you seriously think the only thing that will ever get your dick wet is looking like Brad fucking Pitt. End your miserable life, you defective - either by climbing out of that crab bucket or doing a flip, I don't care which.
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What makes you assume I'm looking for pity? I'm just simply stating my current situation. I don't think looking like Brad Pitt will get my dick wet, I think being a 5/10 will.

Also why are you being so hostile and emotional? You're like one of those women that gets deep into online culture and tries to sound rational while they sound more rational than the woman. There is this underlying tone I'm getting from you, it's like you're trying to "fit" in.
 
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FastBananaCEO said:
What makes you assume I'm looking for pity? I'm just simply stating my current situation. I don't think looking like Brad Pitt will get my dick wet, I think being a 5/10 will.

Also why are you being so hostile and emotional? You're like one of those women that gets deep into online culture and tries to sound rational while they sound more rational than the woman. There is this underlying tone I'm getting from you, it's like you're trying to "fit" in.
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Because your act is fucking stale, faggot. Incels are only marginally interesting when they do something exceptionally retarded like shoot up their school. You picked the least fucking interesting thing about incels to imitate for a shitty thread, the whinging and pity-seeking.
 
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FastBananaCEO said:
Also why assume I'm white? Most incel forums are usually only 50% white. In fact on looksmax dot me they released their survey results literally today that found that only 50% of the forum was white.
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If that's true, then it's absolutely pathetic; being ethnic is easy mode for finding friends / relationships. I know a fuck-ton of people in my own ethnic group who are married with kids despite being poor and ugly, because they socialize a lot within their diaspora.

Zippocat's Revenge said:
You "guise I'm an incel" fags all sound the EXACT SAME. You sound like you're reading off a fucking list of bullet points pulled from some bizarre retard dictionary. Even if it were possible to distinguish the genuine fuckups from the people who think imitating a fuckup is the apex of comedy I wouldn't give a fuck because you're all retarded fags.
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One thing I've noticed from my casual perusal of incel forums is that these people are lacking in... everything. Not just sex. They have no wisdom, no really deep knowledge of culture or history, no idea what they want out of life. They are alienated because they share nothing with no one, except for the snarky memes and talking points that they regurgitate amongst themselves.

Giving these people guidance or life advice is like giving a quadriplegic a space suit so he can walk on the moon. It's so far off the mark, I don't know where to begin. Like, just listen to this guy:

FastBananaCEO said:
I bet none of you actually know what an incel is... People mix us up with soyboys, necckbeards, simps, niceguys, etc.
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You have been fatally poisoned by the Wired. None of these people exist. They are stock characters, synthesized from the constrained life experience of terminally online snarky losers. You live in a world of shadows, and you tell all yourself and all your other mentally ill friends stories about the shadows, and recoil when they get close to you.

Get off the Internet. Stop reading blogs and forum posts written by retarded wastrels. Let your fucking guard down. Approach people without all this stupid baggage you've picked up, and you'll find them to be nice, amicable, and willing to accept you.
 
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Zippocat's Revenge said:
Because your act is fucking stale, faggot. Incels are only marginally interesting when they do something exceptionally retarded like shoot up their school. You picked the least fucking interesting thing about incels to imitate for a shitty thread, the whinging and pity-seeking.
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There have actually only been two incel genocides and both of the incels didn't actually necessarily do it because of their inceldom or the 'incel movement'

Firstly there's Elliot Rodger who I would say the main reason he did what he did was because of the fact that he was bullied in every college he went to due to his appearance.

And then there's the Toronto guy who didn't even post on any incel forums. If you look properly into his case and interviews you'll find he was just some autist who saw some 'beta uprising' memes on 4chan and because of his autism he didn't realise they were jokes and took them seriously.

Anyways I feel like you're calling me a larp either because you can't discuss the points I'm making or because you expect all incels to be autistic niceguys with anger issues with bad hygiene.
 
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FastBananaCEO said:
Who wouldn't? If I were to turn down any women then I literally wouldn't be involuntarily celibate.
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Shave your beard, shower regularly, wear clean clothes, and try to aim low and don't aim out of your league. You won't be an incel anymore.

Alternately, do the same but save some money and buy a hooker if it's just about the sex.
 
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