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Do you guys think she got the reaction she wanted?
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I was surprised that she wasn't fatter. Her neck hasn't swallowed up her choker yet. Otherwise I really can't muster up any give-a-damn for her.
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mysterymoment
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Maybe they have broken up and Amber has had to move into the other room so Becky can be in the "guest" room alone.
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Yep, same here, last lingering bit of interest now gone.
All that time away, and the best she could come up with was to talk in a vague manner for 8 mins.
What an absolute anti climax. Last time I get YouTube blue balled by her. Over to the Foodie train wreck for me..
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Is it time to get the stunner, the gun, and the meat grinder?
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Nice jab with the “my own boss” thing. Well, the comments claimed she said that. I bet some people are seething at that because they don’t get to take breaks whenever they want to. Might explain the low views for her too. Needs a new mukbang or LAAAAYGS.
GunnlaugurSassoon
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One of my favourite things ALR does is try and buy REAL VLOGGER stuff only to immediately abandon it because it highlights her bad skin, hair, and weight even more. HD "vlogger camera"? Gone by the end of the same video for being too high quality. Ring light? Uh sorry ALR only works in the lowest of light.
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I'd agree with most of this....she absolutely could schedule all her mindless boring drivel to upload for a month, and sit back and wallow in the orange chicken - only trouble being there is no way on God's green Earth that Albert could refrain from deleting comments and 'clapping back' (badly) as herself or her socks so not much of a 'break' I suppose...
Well we know how much gorl loves to spend and she's been gone a month, so....maybe new? Does look slightly cleaner though
If she was expecting a tsunami of views and upvotes because the queen is back on her YouTube throne, I'm guessing the answer is 'no'
She certainly seems to be 'hinting' there may be trouble in paradise with her 'I've been going through something personal but it's not my place to disclose' (like that ever fucking stopped you, you bloody heifer)
I think, looking at her view count, it's possible she overplayed her hand with this one...not that it's something she would understand as she never sticks to anything bar gaining weight, but they do say it takes 30 days to break a habit/form a new one and she's been away that long...not even bothered to keep interest going with stupid snaps or tweets - I think a lot of viewers have probably drifted off to other cows who are more reliable (and interesting)
I'd honestly rather watch paint dry while removing my fingers with a rusty spoon than sit through most of her mind-numbing 'content'
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oh man, the things i would do for a weigh-eeeen vid right about now
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It's her special Amber-brand of "charm".
Technically it's just a regular dress from Hot Topic.
That's "their" bedroom. Or the new "guest" room. In reality Becky probably sleeps in her room and Amber sleeps on the couch. That bed looks too well made to be something either of them will sleep in regularly. This might actually be a smart ploy on her part, people who don't know anything about her will think she actually has a tidy room.
She didn't say, and really, it wouldn't matter if she did. She never sticks to any schedule.
Confederate Fag
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“The elephant in the room- no pun intended.” - I think that’s the funniest thing she’s ever said that wasn’t a “laugh at her not with her” statement. Although, I’m still laughing at her, but regardless.
Sorry if someone else already pointed this out.
Her talking about how much she has changed this year while displaying all the exact same delusional, smug narc behaviours and repeating the exact same cope phrases she always has. Perfect. I’d say, “never change, Hamber”, but we can all see via this upload that her changing will never be of concern. Deathfat lolcow for life. During these uncertain times, at least we can always rely on the laughs from Hamber for being a dumb, fat bitch.
Sorry if someone else already pointed this out.
Her talking about how much she has changed this year while displaying all the exact same delusional, smug narc behaviours and repeating the exact same cope phrases she always has. Perfect. I’d say, “never change, Hamber”, but we can all see via this upload that her changing will never be of concern. Deathfat lolcow for life. During these uncertain times, at least we can always rely on the laughs from Hamber for being a dumb, fat bitch.
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Now when she says she stayed off of social media obviously she avoided posting but did she refrain from reading and watching "Amberverse" stuff? I doubt it. Her internet persona is her life. I can't ever imagine her closing twitter for a week to read a book or something. So it wouldn't really be a break from social media, a break from drama or even a break from attention. Just a break from effort.
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Normally, scabs heal over time. Except for the ones on Amber’s face. You would think she would stop picking at them when they start looking radioactive, but no.
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She's been gone all this time but her face still looks like the moon.
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Tongue Thrusters - the tungy watch
she's back and still licking those chops
and it looks like that sore is staying for good. ew
Does anybody remember how it started? Was it a zit or a bug bite?
she's back and still licking those chops
and it looks like that sore is staying for good. ew
Does anybody remember how it started? Was it a zit or a bug bite?
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*snort* 
Excuse me, I just woke up from Amber’s latest snore fest.
Excuse me, I just woke up from Amber’s latest snore fest.
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I think she believed that because she'd been gone for so long, everyone would just be thrilled that she was back and the comments would be filled with praise at her triumphant return, but like pretty much everyone else has already said, this video was so fucking boring..even more so than usual. Just her rambling on and on about nothing.
Her problem...well, one of her many problems, is that in her arrogance, she wants to feel "above" her viewers, and one of the ways she tries to do this to act as if she has a very interesting life with many complex problems, but they are private and nobody else's business. She thinks that makes her come across as intriguing and mysterious, but it really just results in excruciating dullness where she hints at why she'd been gone and what has been happening in her life, but then says that she really cant talk about it and she repeats the same thing, over and over again for 8 minutes.
The only remotely entertaining part was when she had claimed she'd changed sooo much. I figured that had to be part of a comedy routine because she couldn't be serious...Then I remembered what a smug, narcissist she is and that she's totally serious. She really thinks she lives her life totally differently than she did in the past? If you asked her how she's changed though, I'm sure she wouldn't be able to come up with a real answer. She'd just tell you that she doesnt have to prove herself to anyone and if you couldn't see how different she is, that's your problem not hers.
The only things that have actually changed about her since she began on youtube is her address, her roomate and her status as a person with reproductive organs.
Her problem...well, one of her many problems, is that in her arrogance, she wants to feel "above" her viewers, and one of the ways she tries to do this to act as if she has a very interesting life with many complex problems, but they are private and nobody else's business. She thinks that makes her come across as intriguing and mysterious, but it really just results in excruciating dullness where she hints at why she'd been gone and what has been happening in her life, but then says that she really cant talk about it and she repeats the same thing, over and over again for 8 minutes.
The only remotely entertaining part was when she had claimed she'd changed sooo much. I figured that had to be part of a comedy routine because she couldn't be serious...Then I remembered what a smug, narcissist she is and that she's totally serious. She really thinks she lives her life totally differently than she did in the past? If you asked her how she's changed though, I'm sure she wouldn't be able to come up with a real answer. She'd just tell you that she doesnt have to prove herself to anyone and if you couldn't see how different she is, that's your problem not hers.
The only things that have actually changed about her since she began on youtube is her address, her roomate and her status as a person with reproductive organs.
Skippy1931
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I love all the idiots that are saying see she said her and becky are together like hello and you believe her? did she not say the same thing with destiny? I hope becky walked out I'd watch her shitty videos after that because it would be an amazing clusterfuck of our gourl
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Whatever that blight on her cheek is, she's had it since at least August 1st. That fucker is 3 months old. It first shows up in pathology results & cook dinner with becky.