I'm being accused of rape. What should I do?

[Toasted Midnights in June]

 

[Pringles Can]

Well you gotta rape em now. That's just how it works.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Rape someone for real.

 

[Toolbox]

I do not believe your no penis story. You obviously trained it to escape and rape thousands of women.

 

[Mediocre]

Troon out.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Double down and become the rapiest rapist you can rape. We’re rooting for ya!

 

[Lucky Jim]

exactly what you would say

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Decide now if you prefer BBC, Wignat Wangers, or Cholo Burritos.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Eat ass

 

[Lucky Jim]

You're screwed, so might as well rape so you really did screw

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Nice flex.

 

[Just wandering]

wait are those penis, graboid?

 

[and 17 others]

You need to admit to being a rapist and threaten to rape anyone who tries to bring it up, it's a well known power move

 

[Toasted Midnights in June]

I do not believe your no penis story. You obviously trained it to escape and rape thousands of women.

 

[AIM Henchman]

Host a bowling tournament for your podcast

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Gotta do it again so it cancels out. You know, PEMDAS n shit

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Find a nice, dark alley and tell them you need to discuss something in private.