I'M DOWN 89 POUNDS!!!!! - spoiler alert: she gains it back, 08/09/2020

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Hamberlard Raid

Hamberlard Raid

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ARCHIVE: I'M DOWN 89 POUNDS!!!!!



  • HEY GUYZ
  • OMG SHE SHOWERED, is Destiny coming over?
  • in the shitter again
  • trollz will say it is a hotel!!
  • wheeze
  • innyways
  • day 3 of noom
  • day 2 of trackeen and stuff
  • did soooooo good
  • ate 400 calories under limit
  • weighed in 483.0
  • down 89.4 elbees
  • I AM A STATIC
  • Beck-ee brok her glasses :(
  • called a eye glass place
  • she cannot driv without them
  • gonna drive with broken glasses anyway
  • no use apple watch in forever
  • I PROMISE I AM NOT SPONSORED BY NOOM
  • few ppl have downloaded it!
  • noom is teaching you new theens
  • take a shot whenever she says noom
  • you need to work up to 10000 steps per day
  • 2000 today, 300 more steps each successive day
  • I DID NOT WALK BECAUSE MY APPLE WATCH WAS LIKE DEAD TO THE MAX!!!!
  • gonna start TOMORROW
  • muh serjeree
  • walking everyday is not realistic!
  • this app TEACHIZ you
  • yaw
  • yaw
  • y'all
  • beckee put a photo into a frame!!!!!!!!!!!1
  • marble like stone like pitcher frayme
  • beckee got her rozizz!
  • groceree hall!
    • skinny gorl popcorn
    • cashews for beck-ee
    • popcorn pooper for when rickee cums
    • clothes for becky's greatniece
    • her name is Callie (lyfeofafreespirit)
    • 3XL sublime t shirt
    • chockclit pudding!
    • fully cooked bacon
    • i used to hate bacon
    • lemon luna bars
    • chicken buffalo
    • veggie nugs
    • cat double doodie lidder (for amber's incision)
    • SUCCALINT (real)
    • cards against humanity (family version)
    • hand sanitizer
    • speaker
  • flowers go in the thingah mcjigger
  • sitteen in the famous recliner
  • playing ps2 games
  • watched scaree movie!!
  • lowkey vlog
  • had an off track day, logged in noom
  • to be transparrot, transparacy?
  • 3700 calories today!!
  • i am maintaineen
  • days happen
  • and they happen
  • noom teaches you to not be perfect
  • tomorrow is a new day
  • fuck you bye
Friendly reminder that she has not shown herself on the scale since being at the new apartment.
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I haven't watched AL for a bit, this 89 lbs is counting from when? Start of the year or since she got cancer diagnosis or some other date?

I see she hasn't changed has she... Still talking about the baby steps and changing slowlyyyy eh...
 
The whole video is just amber talking about noom like the second coming of Christ and also saying dumb shit that nobody cares about like becky’s glasses breaking.
 
We all know the weightloss won’t last, but I can’t let this go: They’re going to an optometrist. To screw in one screw? How useless are these bitches?!

It’s a screw. You screw it in. It literally couldn’t be any simpler, it’s peg in round hole-tier stuff.

(And as for the tiny screwdriver needed, they sell those at gas stations if they don’t have one at home.)
 
Fapcop said:
We all know the weightloss won’t last, but I can’t let this go: They’re going to an optometrist. To screw in one screw? How useless are these bitches?!

It’s a screw. You screw it in. It literally couldn’t be any simpler, it’s peg in round hole-tier stuff.

(And as for the tiny screwdriver needed, they sell those at gas stations if they don’t have one at home.)
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Well they are lesbians and Amber doesn't do penetration
 
Frogamber said:
I haven't watched AL for a bit, this 89 lbs is counting from when? Start of the year or since she got cancer diagnosis or some other date?

I see she hasn't changed has she... Still talking about the baby steps and changing slowlyyyy eh...
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October 2019. She's only lost 34 lbs in the last 7 months :) (january) she lost the main bulk nov-jan when Becky was zombified.


Also i love the part of the vid where she says they have all the "game counsels" in the guest bedroom.

Edit: I fucking hate how she has to ask Becky the name of everything. I dont think they have ever watched somthing and she doesnt ask Becky what the name of it was like bitch pay attention. Also she has already ate close to 4000 calories so remind us how this is working? Then she laughs about it.
 
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Our gurl is killin it! down 89 ellbee's and ready to take the world huffyin and puffyin to the next chinese resturant!
 
No effing way Fatass! Live weigh in, otherwise it’s a lie. Looking bigger than ever.
 
All hail our new skinny legend! She sure showed us, didn't she?

I just started the video, she looks yellow as fuck. Lighteeeen or jaundice? EDIT: It's the lighteeeen.
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Oh lord, Becky got her a framed print of a picture with those fucking fake eyelashes:
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Becky is very perked up in this video. I wonder if Amber told her she needs to perform for the camera so people will get off her back about how insensitive she is for sperging on Twitter while Becky is grieving.

She ate 3700 calories and admits that's why she's been maintaining. We already knew that but it's nice that now she knows, too.
 
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ADHD said:
All hail our new skinny legend! She sure showed us, didn't she?

I just started the video, she looks yellow as fuck. Lighteeeen or jaundice? EDIT: It's the lighteeeen.
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Oh lord, Becky got her a framed print of a picture with those fucking fake eyelashes:
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Second picture looks like shrek is growing a necky tumor. Beautiful framing gurl keep it for life. Dat smuggdeathfatlook too!
 
She lost nearly 100 pound and still is more than double the weight of the average man. Good work!

Nice to see she buys pudding in little tubs. If anyone has earned a nightly dessert, it is her.
 
She admits to 3700 calories in. It's probably more, because she always underestimates. The only thing she did was slowly waddle around the apartment a bit. The cuntiness is too much. How many times did she say the damn word NOOM?
 
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