I'm getting married to a forum user next wednesday

[Flustercuck]

things not to do; this thread

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Your "longtime lady" joined on Tuesday and has nine posts, did you seriously just make your fiance join an autism forum so you could get a trophy?

That only makes it better.

 

[Cake Farts]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

 

[The Cunting Death]

Niggers

I'll be the murderer.

Based

 

[Canoodler]

Just commenting before this goes to spergatory.

 

[TVStactic]

Pretty gay but at least not a redditor

ain't one but it surely spergs like one.

This gives me hope that I can shed my virgin status and meet the Kiwi girl of my dreams.

you have more chances at that by paying a instathot

 

[Overly Serious]

Congratulations. I hope one day we hear the tiny pitter-patter of tiny Kiwi feet.

Couldn't be happier for you both.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

It's beyond me why anybody would involve Kiwifarms in their personal life like this. It's just asking for trouble and gay attention whoring.

 

[Revo]

This is one of the worst of the love couple between 2 kiwi users, i have seen on this site.

 

[Null]

imagine sending this thread to spergatory

p.s. the trophy is for people who met on the forum

 

[McAfee'sCorpse]

Save me some cake, Ok?

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

What size bra does she wear?

 

[Clown Baby]

OP is marrying a functioning retard for forum trophies lol

 

[Sped Xing]

While some Kiwis are or one day will be good wives, I would think less of my own wife if she registered here, especially for the sake of a gay thread.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

imagine sending this thread to spergatory

p.s. the trophy is for people who met on the forum

I could have sworn on one of your live streams, you said that you'd ask for $200 from someone if they met and got married over the forum? Would this apply to them?

 

[Null]

Deleted by BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice 17 minutes ago Reason: harassment and threats, it was a retarded idea to let people know

so you think darkness is your ally

 

[Not Really Here]

If not a troll=congratulations and best wishes.
If a troll=I'm very sorry your life is so sad.

 

[Sped Xing]

If not a troll=congratulations and best wishes.
If a troll=I'm very sorry your life is so sad.

I'm sorrier if this is real.

 

[Not Really Here]

I'm sorrier if this is real.

Eh, couples get into the weirdest shit sometimes, at least this isn't an announcement on r/polyamory.

 

[Revo]

imagine sending this thread to spergatory

p.s. the trophy is for people who met on the forum

I was really sad to see this thread on Spergatory.