I'm going to get fired from my job, what should I do?

[WinchesterPremium]

Boss brought me into his office and told me "Get Gud Newfag" then poured my coffee down the drain I see the end of the line

 

[Vingle]

Fuck up documents from previous works, because the boss isn't going to fucking leech of you.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Challenge him to flintlocks at dawn.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Pick his eyeball out with chop sticks and pee in his empty eye socket

 

[Termina]

Accept your fate and start an only fans

 

[Ultrapenguin]

That depends. Are you dark skinned or a woman? In that case sneak around the office with a recorder trying to catch people in the act of saying the N word or talking about a lady's butt, then use it to extract a $10k+ settlement out of them. They'll pay you just to make you go away.

If you aren't very brown or very woman it's impossible for you to have problems. I'd recommend you just wave around your ID by the curb and an unmarked van will pull up to throw money at you and offer you a new job. Make sure you seig heil at them beforehand so they know you're a friend.

 

[Pringles Can]

Mess up everything you have so badly he can not get into it, shit on the desk, and then run out.

 

[Otis Boi]

Someone at my job shit on his Leads Workbench. You should do that.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Become head of r/antiwork

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

For the next 19 hours you must edge incessently to sissy hypno. It's the only thing you can do, General.

 

[Transniglet]

Be a man and get over it, faggot

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Death threats.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Buy a cup of coffee and shove it up his ass.

 

[seri0us]

If they lent you a laptop, before it's given back you should put something like cereal or oreos on the keyboard and then close it.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Become head of r/antiwork

It's quite easy and not much work () at all, You just need to buy a shitty wig and a matching dress from some wage slaves, and you're set.

 

[GaryBussy]

eat his ass, better safe than sorry

 

[PhoBingas]

Meth

 

[Niggernerd]

Anally fuck him

 

[Ged!]

Take a shit and put it in the lost and found

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

Tell him he can take your job from your cold, dead fingers.