I have thirty days saved up in vacation time, if I don't use it I lose it. Since it's October I plan to drive an RV down to Ruckersville and pull off some hilarious pranks on Chris over the next month.
Here's a few ideas I have.
Buy a hundred snakes and release them in his house.
Stand outside his house and rattle a chain while moaning like a zombie so he thinks it's a zombie apocalypse.
Delete his PSN account and make a new one called Clyde Cash.
Place a pea under his mattress so he has poor sleep.
Install a virus on his PS4 that lets me record him jacking off and send the videos to the CEOs of Sega and Nintendo.
Change the homepage on his computer to blacked.com
Sneak into his kitchen and jizz in his milk.
Hide in his closet and whisper his name every night so he thinks his room is possessed by poltergeists.
Cut the nipples out of all his bras.
Replace his hormones with ipecac.
Smoke cigarettes in his room so it smells like smoke.
These are just a few ideas. Anyone have any ideas for Halloween pranks on Chris during my month off?
