I'm here to chew gum and say "niggerfaggot" - and I'm all out of gum

[Billy Bob Dick]

what are you homos here for?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

it's raining and I'm out of milk so I'm just waiting for some faggot to jizz in my coffee

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

it's raining and I'm out of milk so I'm just waiting for some faggot to jizz in my coffee

kinda gives the word "creamer" a whole new vibe, huh

 

[Gay Joker]

Sorry, I misread the title as "I'm all out of cum" and I made you a fresh load so you have something to chew.

it's raining and I'm out of milk so I'm just waiting for some faggot to jizz in my coffee

I guess this works out.

 

[DankSmoker]

Gum is pretty cheap, are you broke or just jewish?

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Gum is pretty cheap, are you broke or just jewish?

I said I'm *out,* sparky. I didn't say I couldn't afford it. It's on my shopping list. Do you want me to pick up some tampons for you while I'm there?

 

[Maude Snew]

I'm here to bring you some gum.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I'm here to bring you some gum.

that's the nicest thing anyone's done for me all week

 

[DankSmoker]

I said I'm *out,* sparky. I didn't say I couldn't afford it. It's on my shopping list. Do you want me to pick up some tampons for you while I'm there?

No I want hot cheetos and malt liquor because I was raised by cholos.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

No I want hot cheetos and malt liquor because I was raised by cholos.

I have some chili cheese Fritos and a 40 of Miller High Life, you can have those if you want

 

[DankSmoker]

I have some chili cheese Fritos and a 40 of Miller High Life, you can have those if you want

I do love both of those because I wasn't actually raised by beaners.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I do love both of those because I wasn't actually raised by beaners.

I know the Flamin' Hot Cheetos are popular, but I don't get the appeal. I tried them once, and they tasted like movie theater popcorn buttered with pepper spray.

I figure if I want the culinary experience of pepper spray I'll just get myself arrested like a normal person

 

[The Greatest Kiwifarmer]

this thread is racist

 

[PonderosaPete]

I'm here waiting for you to say niggerfaggot

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I'm here waiting for you to say niggerfaggot

don't be a niggerfaggot you faggot nigger

 

[DankSmoker]

this thread is racist

I feel it's not racist enough, hopefully we can fix that.

 

[The Greatest Kiwifarmer]

yall gotta stop bein so racist so much mane

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

yall gotta stop bein so racist so much mane

you sound like some kind of heeb kike to me

 

[PonderosaPete]

don't be a niggerfaggot you faggot nigger

Thank you. I'm free now.

 

[DankSmoker]

you sound like some kind of heeb kike to me

Well we have only been offensive to basketball american, latinx, and dick lovers. Jews have been off the table, in fact hidden in the attic.