I'M INSECURE - Cat ears, tube meat, more excuses.

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Why, oh fucking, why do they insist on the nasty 73/27 tube meat? It's disgusting. Just buy a family pack of ground beef. It's not that much more expensive and it's fresh. What the hell? If you can afford Cards Against Humanity extender packs, then you can afford fresh fucking meat.
 
I've never understood why Amber is so preteen-like. For example, the headbands with cat ears meant for like 3rd graders. Yes gorl, rock those headbands on your almost 30 year old self. Does she round her age like she rounds her weight?

Edit: Lmao 5:12 though. Ok hammy, we get it, you're a skinny legend and your problems are terrible :(
 
Ero Aphana said:
I've never understood why Amber is so preteen-like. For example, the headbands with cat ears meant for like 3rd graders. Yes gorl, rock those headbands on your almost 30 year old self. Does she round her age like she rounds her weight?
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It's a really weird phenomenon. Grossly overweight people tend to look older than they really are - and, if you look closely at her face, she does - but her behavior, manner of dress, and general intelligence are all at a level I'd expect from someone at least 10 years her junior. It kind of all balances itself out. The yin and yang of an underdeveloped mind and an overdeveloped waistline.
 
Notice she pointed out how awful she looks. Fishing for compliments...
 
-she was too stressed to help Becky pack the car. Ya'll she could not.
-They go to Wal-Mart and she touches every headband. "Oh I should wear these again." No please don't, those are cute on ten year olds, you're an adult.
-I would buy this tiny hotwheels but I'm too old for toys. Gotta save money for the wax melts aisle gorl.
-Oh my god she bought one of those cat ears headbands! She should wear it with the tiny backpack.
-"I look like garbage!" Personal bathroom pity party.
-Watch me watch a video of myself from back when I lost 89 pounds (everyone playing at home take a shot)
-Pointless car ride break
-We're going 50/50 for a family dinner (the money may be 50/50 but the food split will be 80/20)
-People still play cards against humanity apparently.
 
Spending several nights a week at her sister's house must really conflict with Becky's work schedule for her job that she definitely has.
 
Worries about her lips being too small and greasy hair but the third chin is ok. She also wore the same shirt 2 or 3 days in a row. Sure she didn't sleep in it 2 nights. Where's the mickey mouse sleep shirt, why not use that for what it's meant for.
 
She was soooo stressed watching Becky pack the car, somehow, yet she didn't pack a change of clothes (again). So she was wearing the same outfit, she didn't even bother washing off her makeup or reapplying it the last day, she brought her own bedding which you know was not clean. Obviously she didn't take any showers or brush her teeth. Who would agree to having this 500 pound smelly, dirty thing in their house, nevermind babysitting their child? And the kid is a total brat.
 
I really didn't even know they sold ground beef with 23% fat. I loved the choices Becky gave for meat: if you want to really class it up we can get chuck...from Walmart. Nah, just give them the 77/23 beef in a tube.
 
Damn, she looks like shit. The one thing she had going for her was that at least she (somehow) had a cute face, but she seems to have aged really fast. Which I guess shouldn't be surprising with her lifestyle, including bootleg meat in a tube.
 
She's a pro at vlogging:
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if she's going to run the video through post and add in voiceovers to explain stuff, why not just edit that clip to be the right way up? you can do that.
 
The most irritating thing about her videos is the comment callout. She chooses the nicest, most milquetoast comment that kisses her ass so that she can validate her sad existence. She doesn't even read the comments that have constructive criticism either. She just wants to feel good, you gais.

These retards who keep sending coddling comments are gonna send her to the morgue faster. Or a forensics labs that's going to cut open her flabby corpse for science.
 
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