I'M INSECURE - Cat ears, tube meat, more excuses.

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I find it interesting that she chose to include that she ate some delicious pork chops that Becky's sister made... It's so strange that we were criticizing that last week (her thinking it's quirky to not eat food people prepare for her)... Hmmm.
 
I've never understood why Amber is so preteen-like. For example, the headbands with cat ears meant for like 3rd graders. Yes gorl, rock those headbands on your almost 30 year old self. Does she round her age like she rounds her weight?

Edit: Lmao 5:12 though. Ok hammy, we get it, you're a skinny legend and your problems are terrible :(

So addicts usually have the emotional age of when they first pick up. My theory is that although she has been fat her whole life is that it really got out of control when she was put into foster care which was around 15-16. This is how old she acts to me so it makes sense. I remember her saying that she used to steal granola bars and hide the wrappers when she was in the group home. I also suspect that she was molested at some point which makes me sad. A lot of the 600 lb lifers have been molested. They tend to put on weight to make them unappealing. I also think this is why she is not into guys.

Ok that may have been austistic. Sorry.
 
So addicts usually have the emotional age of when they first pick up. My theory is that although she has been fat her whole life is that it really got out of control when she was put into foster care which was around 15-16. This is how old she acts to me so it makes sense. I remember her saying that she used to steal granola bars and hide the wrappers when she was in the group home. I also suspect that she was molested at some point which makes me sad. A lot of the 600 lb lifers have been molested. They tend to put on weight to make them unappealing. I also think this is why she is not into guys.

Ok that may have been austistic. Sorry.
IIRC, she has said that she was in foster care from ages 8-18, but there was a trial period with her parents at 15-16. It's possible that trial run was very traumatic for her?
 
These exceptional individuals who keep sending coddling comments are gonna send her to the morgue faster. Or a forensics labs that's going to cut open her flabby corpse for science.

Nah, I bet she'll just end up cremated and put into a potter's field in an unmarked grave.
 
That song for comment callout is more irritating than the actual comments themselves. What the hell is up with her and picking these chipmunk versions of songs?
 
I found these comments on the Walmart Tube meat on the Walmart site. No thank you - I don't think anyone should be eating this garbage:

- I found small pieces of grinded up metal in my meat . I reported it to the store manager as well as the wal mart corporation it was the five pound roll.

- Usually by the this on a regular basis - usually OK quality with some variation in fat content. The last roll I bought last week was very light colored - because it was loaded with fat. I cooked it down, and without exaggeration, it was at least half fat. I had to go out and buy additional meat to finish what I started. I have lost confidence in this product, which I bought primarily for value and packaging. The packaging gives the product a longer shelf life than loose packaging. However, at 15.88 a pop, I,m not buying this product any more.

- I had hoped that it was just a fluke, but I have bought more than one of these tubes and they were drippy wet with water and blood. The near 30% fat content isn't as bad as it sounds because the fat makes a better tasting burger. The water and blood, on the other hand, just makes a mess and at $3/lb for water, its downright offensive. Other stores that sell tube meat don't seem to have this problem. Since the other stores are selling a better product cheaper, I doubt I will buy any more walmart meat.

- Is a little high in fat content but as long as you drain it, it's a great value for your money. ETA: Now I guess we know why Amber doesn't drain her tube meat.

- cooks down to nothing almost

- Do not let this Beef sit in your fridge. Cook it or freeze it right away.

- When I bought this it was $2.58/lb compared to $4.99/lb at the grocery store, so the price difference is definitely a plus, which is the reason I bought it. But this stuff when I took it home and cooked it, it didn't look the same, didn't smell the same, didn't quite taste the same... it didn't taste or smell rancid and none of us got sick after eating it so I know the meat wasn't "bad", but it wasn't particularly "good" either.

- Ground up with deer meat , had too much fat content.

- I make my dog's food with this product and like the percentage of fat contant

Source: (73% Lean/27% Fat, Ground Beef Roll, 5 Lbs). https://www.walmart.com/ip/73-Lean-27-Fat-Ground-Beef-Roll-5-Lbs/15136795

Only Amber would shop for meat at a shop that doesn't have an actual Butcher.
 
She's been so passive aggressive and petulant lately - it feels like even more so than usual. Then again this my first weight loss journey with our gorl, so maybe this is a usual stage for her. But I think she's definitely been fighting with Becky and Eric/Ricky. She's been so bitchy with Becky if anything doesn't revolve around her. Like in the weight loss video where she makes that eye roll and says how she's only lost 1 pound total to refocus attention on her and her own plight while Becky was discussing her diet. Then in an earlier video Becky had talked about how much she was looking forward to seeing Thor: Ragnarok cause she hadn't seen it yet and she clearly likes those movies and if the boys were hyped too, maybe that's something they enjoy watching together as friends. Granted you don't have to like everything your S.O. likes or join in with them, but she is so petulant and pissy when she's filming in the car - like heaven forbid Becky do something she enjoys and is looking forward to with her friends. Amber is just poison in relationships. She probably went to make another poor me video in the bedroom like the middle schooler she is.

Becky also just seems cut off and doesn't engage with Hamber much in the video. It's like how you tolerate a person you have to be around, but don't actively enjoy being around them. I think the Destiny move rocked their relationship and probably brought to the surface Hamber's unresolved feelings about her and nastiest personality traits. Cause you can bet your ass Hamber made Destiny's move all about herself and was all "You could never understand what I'm going through" about the move to Becky lol. Which I'm sure made her feel like a giant piece of shit. And now that Destiny has cut ties further, Hamber has moved into the bitchy/anger stage of the breakup (like answering that Fuck Kill Marry question and was like I guess I'd kill Destiny whatevs, no big YOU DIDNT MEAN ANYTHING TO ME) and is taking it out on anyone in her vicinity. I will 100% believe Hamber deluded herself into thinking that despite not wanting to be in a relationship, Hamber was the most important person in Destiny's life and the shock of her choosing to move back to Florida was a rude slap in the face.

I also really hope Eric was taking a video of Hamber getting into the car to show how much that shit rocks to be a shady bitch for her comment.
 
Tube Meat Post

Here to a-log about tube meat honestly. I hate that shit.

She's been so passive aggressive and petulant lately - it feels like even more so than usual. Then again this my first weight loss journey with our gorl, so maybe this is a usual stage for her. But I think she's definitely been fighting with Becky and Eric/Ricky.

I think, even as little as it is, Eric and Ricky are giving her the most pushback she's experienced in a long time (or maybe ever) and she does not like it.
 
I found these comments on the Walmart Tube meat on the Walmart site. No thank you - I don't think anyone should be eating this garbage:

- I found small pieces of grinded up metal in my meat . I reported it to the store manager as well as the wal mart corporation it was the five pound roll.

- Usually by the this on a regular basis - usually OK quality with some variation in fat content. The last roll I bought last week was very light colored - because it was loaded with fat. I cooked it down, and without exaggeration, it was at least half fat. I had to go out and buy additional meat to finish what I started. I have lost confidence in this product, which I bought primarily for value and packaging. The packaging gives the product a longer shelf life than loose packaging. However, at 15.88 a pop, I,m not buying this product any more.

- I had hoped that it was just a fluke, but I have bought more than one of these tubes and they were drippy wet with water and blood. The near 30% fat content isn't as bad as it sounds because the fat makes a better tasting burger. The water and blood, on the other hand, just makes a mess and at $3/lb for water, its downright offensive. Other stores that sell tube meat don't seem to have this problem. Since the other stores are selling a better product cheaper, I doubt I will buy any more walmart meat.

- Is a little high in fat content but as long as you drain it, it's a great value for your money. ETA: Now I guess we know why Amber doesn't drain her tube meat.

- cooks down to nothing almost

- Do not let this Beef sit in your fridge. Cook it or freeze it right away.

- When I bought this it was $2.58/lb compared to $4.99/lb at the grocery store, so the price difference is definitely a plus, which is the reason I bought it. But this stuff when I took it home and cooked it, it didn't look the same, didn't smell the same, didn't quite taste the same... it didn't taste or smell rancid and none of us got sick after eating it so I know the meat wasn't "bad", but it wasn't particularly "good" either.

- Ground up with deer meat , had too much fat content.

- I make my dog's food with this product and like the percentage of fat contant

Source: (73% Lean/27% Fat, Ground Beef Roll, 5 Lbs). https://www.walmart.com/ip/73-Lean-27-Fat-Ground-Beef-Roll-5-Lbs/15136795

Only Amber would shop for meat at a shop that doesn't have an actual Butcher.


I love how the comments for the tube meat are all written in hillbilly speak and broken English.
 
they went to a McDonald's to pick up Thor: Ragnarok (which Amber has to complain about. she has such discerning taste in film and couldn't possibly watch something as pedestrian as what she calls "Ragnarok or something"). she says it's because the redbox at Wal-Mart didn't have it. please, you know they split three 10-piece nuggets, fries and got soda.

it's kind of telling that Eric immediately checks the price of the Cards Against Humanity deck. $31 for 4 packs of BLANK playing cards? ok

since she films so out of order, i do wonder if something went down at that "family dinner" she had with the roomies and then she filmed that emo video immediately after
 
Just a heads-up to all you fatshaming patriarchs, The Future Is Female.
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She looks even more like Barb now
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this is a stupid, boring question but is that a washing machine behind her? do they have two sets of washing machines (since she was doing laundry in their garage the other day)? if so... uh why?

They were staying at Becky's sister's place for a couple days
 
this is a stupid, boring question but is that a washing machine behind her? do they have two sets of washing machines (since she was doing laundry in their garage the other day)? if so... uh why?
I'm going out on a limb and suggesting that it's Becky's sister's washer/dryer. I think they were still there when she filmed this particular pity party.

Edit: ninja'd.
 
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