I'm looking for a Windows compatible wireless meat thermometer

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I need a wireless meat thermometer that easily integrates with a laptop computer and has a display on a Windows app or something. Please help.

 

[Vect]

And an ordinary meat thermometer is no good because...?

 

[Day of the Cope]

There's already plenty of wireless options that don't require a fucking Windows application.

 

[Cats]

I've got one I can lend you. you will probably need to rent a truck though, it's pretty big. The electromagnets and vacuum klystrons alone weigh around a thousand pounds. It's an older model.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

And an ordinary meat thermometer is no good because...?

my best guess is, he wants to cook the meat on the CPU.

 

[Tims]

Is this Styxhexenhammer, going from using your laptop as a camera to using it as a wireless meat thermometer? Just get a phone dood

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

I would suggest setting up Home Assistant and buying a wireless meat thermometer that is compatible. Then you can view the temp in a web browser, set up alerts, have your lights flicker when the meat is done, etc.

Seeing you want a meat thermometer with a windows app, setting that up is way outta your league, so just buy this.

 

[Pee Cola]

Would a Raspberry Pi meat thermometer do?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Just send me a picture of the meat and I'll tell you about how hot it is.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Is that slang for "penis"?

 

[Jarl Varg]

Is that slang for "penis"?

Meat thermometer is not meant for the urethra.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I'm making a lot of soup and I want to see what it's like on the inside of the soup. So I want to drop one of those sewer inspection cameras in but only if it's food safe and can handle the temperature.

Alternatively , if somebody knows where like a colonoscopy device is for sale on eBay cheap, I could also probably use that if I clean it up. Assuming that if it goes up somebody's asshole, it's going to be food safe.

 

[Monolith]

Meat thermometer is not meant for the urethra.

How else would you measure the temperature of your bladder?

 

[Londo]

I am so confused how you would use those to inspect soup of all thing.

You're not going to find actual medtech colonoscopy equipment for sale that has been used. Items like that are literally sent to be sanitised and then scrapped. Medical grade doesn't mean it will be food safe at temperature. They're tested to very specific requirements and out of norm usage won't guarantee material leakage at temps outside the expected values.

Most liquids in cooking only reach around 80-95c. Electronics themselves wouldn't struggle but the adhesives ued to construct them would.

Just scoop some of it out nigga and stick it in a glass measuring jug or some shit.

 

[Hamstirer]

Buy a snorkling mask and stop being such a bitch ass.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Buy a snorkling mask and stop being such a bitch ass.

I already stuck my face in boiling water but I can't cherish the memory without a video.

 

[Hamstirer]

I already stuck my face in boiling water but I can't cherish the memory without a video.

Live in the moment nigger. You done need to be tiktokin your soup

 

[MadStan]

What a retarded idea. I mean this is truly
Retard level.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

This guy is so fat he needs to keep a constant watch on his food to make sure nobody takes it

 

[Aztec Death Squad]

OP is clearly trying to break into the food porn industry.