I'm new what are the rules?

Iamthatis

Iamthatis

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I just registered but have read the forums for awhile. What are the rules here? On some other threads I've read the mods come down on people for a variety of things yet I can't find a rule list anywhere. Are do the mods kinda just enfoure things on their whims?
 
There's a red bar at the top of each page that says "Forum rules." Can you see it?
 
Don't hesitate to ask if there's anything else you're not sure about.
 
There's only one rule on this forum. Embrace Hulkamania.
 
There are several factions that populate the forums.

The ruling faction, The Oligarchy, is an elitist inner circle network of former PVCC trolls and forum staff who value censorship, revision, segregation and elimination. Under the Banner of the Inner Circle, the Oligarchy sits on a hoard of unreleased updates. This is a controversial political stance that has drawn praise and criticism from various subgroups and JCrowley. To keep the resistance at bay, physical and mental punishments run the gambit from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by a group of deeply neurotic adults with a proclivity to isolate themselves via furry-less mates.

On the other side of the forums, there is the Coletariat. This is a faction of subversive socialist hacktivists who value freedom of information and speech and making banishment illegal. The Coletariat has a large underbelly of subfactions including, but not limited to: the A-Logs, the Sexual Deviants, the Spergs and JCrowley. Notable efforts have been made by this faction to overthrow the current ruling party and establish an exodus to a forum under Coletariat domain. Small scale efforts have been made to combat the Oligarchy's censorship, both peaceful and violent. In one case, an outspoken party member called on the ruling class to release audiotapes of Chris grieving over his father.

The third faction is the main hub of the Sexual Deviant subfaction. There is no leadership or structure to this group. And the various subfactions share very little in common with one another: Love-Shies, Homosexuals, Bisexuals, Furries, White Knights, the Fanfiction Writers Guild, Australians, some of the Spergs subfaction, Transsexuals and JCrowley. The only goal of this group is to provide the What If board with a steady supply of thoughts.

It is so unwittingly complicated to maintain good standing here. That's why the forum's turnover rate is so high. Over 9,000 accounts are banned on a weekly basis. I can only advise that you put on your best Guy Fawkes impression and try to fit in. Or you could just post :julay:.
 
Fibonacci said:
There are several factions that populate the forums.

The ruling faction, The Oligarchy, is an elitist inner circle network of former PVCC trolls and forum staff who value censorship, revision, segregation and elimination. Under the Banner of the Inner Circle, the Oligarchy sits on a hoard of unreleased updates. This is a controversial political stance that has drawn praise and criticism from various subgroups and JCrowley. To keep the resistance at bay, physical and mental punishments run the gambit from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by a group of deeply neurotic adults with a proclivity to isolate themselves via furry-less mates.

On the other side of the forums, there is the Coletariat. This is a faction of subversive socialist hacktivists who value freedom of information and speech and making banishment illegal. The Coletariat has a large underbelly of subfactions including, but not limited to: the A-Logs, the Sexual Deviants, the Spergs and JCrowley. Notable efforts have been made by this faction to overthrow the current ruling party and establish an exodus to a forum under Coletariat domain. Small scale efforts have been made to combat the Oligarchy's censorship, both peaceful and violent. In one case, an outspoken party member called on the ruling class to release audiotapes of Chris grieving over his father.

The third faction is the main hub of the Sexual Deviant subfaction. There is no leadership or structure to this group. And the various subfactions share very little in common with one another: Love-Shies, Homosexuals, Bisexuals, Furries, White Knights, the Fanfiction Writers Guild, Australians, some of the Spergs subfaction, Transsexuals and JCrowley. The only goal of this group is to provide the What If board with a steady supply of thoughts.

It is so unwittingly complicated to maintain good standing here. That's why the forum's turnover rate is so high. Over 9,000 accounts are banned on a weekly basis. I can only advise that you put on your best Guy Fawkes impression and try to fit in. Or you could just post :julay:.
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I like you you're funny :tomgirl:
 
No sperging and A-Logging.
 
The only rules are train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins, be true to yourself, be true to your country, and be a real American!
 
I would just like to thank you for being one of three people who actually read the rules when they sign up.
 
Iamthatis said:
Alan Pardew said:
No sperging and A-Logging.
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Dumb question time, what is A-logging?
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Be civil. Any [cwc=www.sonichu.com/cwcki/A-Logging]A-Logging[/cwc] will be deleted. Chris is not Hitler and does not deserve to die for his antics. This includes "I'm better than Chris because ..." threads.
 
CompyRex said:
Iamthatis said:
Alan Pardew said:
No sperging and A-Logging.
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Dumb question time, what is A-logging?
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Be civil. Any [cwc=www.sonichu.com/cwcki/A-Logging]A-Logging[/cwc] will be deleted. Chris is not Hitler and does not deserve to die for his antics. This includes "I'm better than Chris because ..." threads.
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Apologies for hijacking the thread, but does that extend to other lolcows (like A-Log and his ilk)? or is it just limited to Chris and the other forum members?
 
Lolcow general has its own mods and rules (listed below)
No trolling plans. This is a forum for the discussion of eccentric people and groups. Attempting to organize efforts to hurt these people will result in a ban.
Be civil. Please avoid seething rants. Do not write about how you want to kill somebody.
Do not post personal information. Please do not "dox" people or post their personal details; this includes, but not limited to: social media accounts, e-mail, phone number, address, etc.
People and groups you don't like aren't automatically lolcows. The criteria for a Lolcow is someone on the Internet, who is extremely weird, and their reaction to this attention is funny. Anything else gets locked.
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So yeah, :alog: is still bad.
 
Pikonic said:
Lolcow general has its own mods and rules (listed below)
No trolling plans. This is a forum for the discussion of eccentric people and groups. Attempting to organize efforts to hurt these people will result in a ban.
Be civil. Please avoid seething rants. Do not write about how you want to kill somebody.
Do not post personal information. Please do not "dox" people or post their personal details; this includes, but not limited to: social media accounts, e-mail, phone number, address, etc.
People and groups you don't like aren't automatically lolcows. The criteria for a Lolcow is someone on the Internet, who is extremely weird, and their reaction to this attention is funny. Anything else gets locked.
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So yeah, :alog: is still bad.
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Thanks, I'll make sure to avoid that.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
Apologies for hijacking the thread, but does that extend to other lolcows (like A-Log and his ilk)? or is it just limited to Chris and the other forum members?
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It's the common sense thing. A bunch of people here get really stupid with their insults but they usually get overlooked unless it's a frothing at the mouth with rage and violence. The rule is in place to keep psychopaths off the board. If you're going to criticize a person of interest, do it without being a crazy prick.
 
Null said:
Jewelsmakerguy said:
Apologies for hijacking the thread, but does that extend to other lolcows (like A-Log and his ilk)? or is it just limited to Chris and the other forum members?
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It's the common sense thing. A bunch of people here get really stupid with their insults but they usually get overlooked unless it's a frothing at the mouth with rage and violence. The rule is in place to keep psychopaths off the board. If you're going to criticize a person of interest, do it without being a crazy prick.
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That actually makes sense in the long run. After all, you can't have those kinds of people running around.
 
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