I’m ready to become a kiwi - Partially off-topic

Chris is the gold standard 'round these parts. I recommend stewing in a vat of cwcki for a good long while, obsessing over Chris's delusions. You'll emerge clean and new.

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>Death is not browsing /d/ for the curiosity and seeing the most bizarre and absurd hentai ever made

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Thanks, you somehow made me hate the smurfs more than I already did.
Honestly? I'd rather watch the cake farts and Julay videos Clockwork Orange style than have to watch a single video of the Hartley girls again. That's the true horror.
The Hartley girls...? Searching that now.
Chris is the gold standard 'round these parts. I recommend stewing in a vat of cwcki for a good long while, obsessing over Chris's delusions. You'll emerge clean and new.

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Already fairly knowledgeable on Chris. For some reason, I’m numb to them.
>Death is not browsing /d/ for the curiosity and seeing the most bizarre and absurd hentai ever made

:story:
Okay, but who hasn’t done that?
 
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If you want in, you don't just watch shit like CWC's Cake Farts. You must also read post of halal kiwis that revealed their tism. You must also revel in the Islamic Content of Kiwis.

Let me preface this...
 
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Are these comics edgy scenekid deviantart submissions or porn? I can’t tell the difference anymore.

Both. There are people making these things just to offend people and sick fucks who fap to them. And then a strange group who actually like these repulsive creatures.
 
If you want to reach lvl 100 on the farms and unlock kiwifarms gold you have to thirstpost about or a-log the Hartley Hooligans.
 
I give the Chris cake-fart a 4/10
The fart noise sounded fake, but it there's the glimmering possibility of Chris's haunting realisation of his predicament hinted at by the strained cries of "What the hell am I doing?" part way through which really helped me to finish.
 
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Because I deserve it.
Both. There are people making these things just to offend people and sick fucks who fap to them. And then a strange group who actually like these repulsive creatures.
It’s not even creative. It’s like those pokemon abuse images. Yeah, it’s going to illicit a response. Most humans have a desire to protect cute and stupid things. If we didn’t, we wouldn’t protect babies.
I give the Chris cake-fart a 4/10
The fart noise sounded fake, but it there's the glimmering possibility of Chris's haunting realisation of his predicament hinted at by the strained cries of "What the hell am I doing?" part way through which really helped me to finish.
See, I had always thought cakefarts were a meme. Farting on a cake seemed way too specific of a fetish. And here’s the kiwifarms, proving that no fetish is too specific.
 
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