I'm reporting Chris.

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FeminineHygiene said:
Well I think that's very honorable of this forum to send a contribution to Chris after the fire. Personally to be honest I think your are all good people despite what Chris thinks of all of you. I actually enjoy reading this forum, and hope maybe I can contribute a little.
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I really don't think you're too different from the average person here, lol
 
FeminineHygiene said:
What do you mean, Null?
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There's a human trapped in a Corgi's body, furries, drug addicts, skeleton obsessed dyslexics, people with weird ass fetishes (like there was one guy who posted about his shit fetish?), a guy who sticks his penis in mylar balloons, bronies, and spergs aplenty. so a person who aspires to become a maxipad isn't that far from the norm here.
 
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Chris could get into serious trouble over this. The government takes welfare fraud extremely seriously if it's reported. They would 100% investigate him. I don't know what a first time penalty would be but I know that if you're a repeat offender you face jail time.

With that said I don't support reporting him. This is the equivalent of him winning a couple thousand dollars off of a lottery ticket. In a few months he's going to go back to having no income besides the SSI after his Ebay sales eventually dry up. Is it really worth wasting your time reporting him to all of these agencies who will more than likely just view him as a disabled person who doesn't know any better?
 
1) Chris doesn't read anything that doesn't immediately get his attention. Next time, tape Legos to your letter.
2) As other people have mentioned, people in Sega do know Sonichu exists and they just run with it. CWC, in all of his glory, really isn't worth Sega's legal department.
3) A lot of us are angry about how Chris games the system, but as we've learned from agents around that area, there is no point in pursuing this avenue because out in Ruckersville, nobody really gives a fuck.

Really, most of Chris' life, people have just shrugged and let him slide on by. It's how he got through school, it's how he got his CADD degree, and that's how he lives now. He is a close-minded manchild that will curl up in a ball or use his patented deflection shield to avoid confrontation and/or responsibility. Try as you might, presenting to him to the most staunch facts that he needs to get his life into order, give him faultless logic and he won't care because it doesn't cater to his interests.
 
The Coward said:
Chris could get into serious trouble over this. The government takes welfare fraud extremely seriously if it's reported. They would 100% investigate him. I don't know what a first time penalty would be but I know that if you're a repeat offender you face jail time.

With that said I don't support reporting him. This is the equivalent of him winning a couple thousand dollars off of a lottery ticket. In a few months he's going to go back to having no income besides the SSI after his Ebay sales eventually dry up. Is it really worth wasting your time reporting him to all of these agencies who will more than likely just view him as a disabled person who doesn't know any better?
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I was trying to think of a way to eloquently type what you basically said.

Look, I'm all for reporting people who are clearly taking advantage of the welfare system. But, like... Look at Chris, man. He's basically living in squalor, or he will be once he and Barb move back to 14 Branchland. Besides, with his spending habits, he'll just take all of that money and spend it on legos or some shit.
 
The Coward said:
Chris could get into serious trouble over this. The government takes welfare fraud extremely seriously if it's reported.
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Great idea. No one has ever thought about reporting him for abusing his welfare before. This is totally going to revolutionize Christory.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Great idea. No one has ever thought about reporting him for abusing his welfare before. This is totally going to revolutionize Christory.
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Perhaps we should also try to get him on that Hoarders show. That would be a hoot, since no one has ever done that before, either.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Great idea. No one has ever thought about reporting him for abusing his welfare before. This is totally going to revolutionize Christory.
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He never actually did abuse it before though did he? This time he is technically abusing it and they would have a basis in their claims. I still don't think anything would be done to him though. At the most they might just adjust the amount he gets.
 
Hey, I'm all for making Fatty face reality but that tug of his is the only thing keeping him and Barb off the streets!

Wont you think of the children!!!
 
Lurker said:
Perhaps we should also try to get him on that Hoarders show. That would be a hoot, since no one has ever done that before, either.
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While we're at it, let's rent an office space, fill it with cameras, and trick Chris into accepting an "office job" there so we can record his antics.

Anyone who wants to try to find some catch to trap Chris in over his ebay income is welcome to try. I don't foresee results coming from it.
 
Obviously you don't know the power of Republican Conservatives. They will literally blow a gasket upon hearing about what Chris does. They have gone after people for literally less than what Chris is doing.
 
Sounds like someone's a little jealous that Chris can command such a high price for his original artwork. Maybe you should consider selling some merchandise of our own, Mr. Maxipad, rather than sniping at Chris for being successful.
 
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