I'm reporting Chris.

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While we're at it, let's rent an office space, fill it with cameras, and trick Chris into accepting an "office job" there so we can record his antics.

Anyone who wants to try to find some catch to trap Chris in over his ebay income is welcome to try. I don't foresee results coming from it.

I smell a sitcom! Just imagine what sort of wacky antics a 30-year-old autistic manchild could have in an office space! Hilarious and original! -insert laughtrack here-

for srs tho, I'm pretty sure several people have tried things like this, and, like others have said in this thread, literally no one gives a shit. Or if someone magically decides to give a shit, they'll just give him a free pass because he's autistic and he doesn't know any better. Part of me really does wonder if Chris sees anything illegal about what he's doing. Eh, probably not. He's pretty dumb.
 
Obviously you don't know the power of Republican Conservatives. They will literally blow a gasket upon hearing about what Chris does. They have gone after people for literally less than what Chris is doing.

I think you don't realize that ~100 people have tried this before and he gets dozens of messages like this a day on facebook. If you want to go after people, go after folks who sell their food stamps for drugs.
 
Obviously you don't know the power of Republican Conservatives. They will literally blow a gasket upon hearing about what Chris does. They have gone after people for literally less than what Chris is doing.

> "Republican Conservatives"

Oh, the redundancy.

Anyway, eh, the thing is that Chris isn't an illegal immigrant trying to take people's jobs while being on welfare, so they probably won't give a shit.
 
HEY GUIZE!

I have an idea! We should pretend to be a sexy girl and approach Chris as a potential sweetheart!

wow Such revolutionary, very troll!
 
Obviously you don't know the power of Republican Conservatives. They will literally blow a gasket upon hearing about what Chris does. They have gone after people for literally less than what Chris is doing.
It's gone on this long and they haven't given a flying fuck. Why start now? Chris is that one thing that no one would rather acknowledge.
 
We're interested in your argument. (At least I am. A day off in a minute and shots help.) But time has proven they don't care. Look at the sega free crap giveaway video.
 
Your probably right. I'm guessing I shouldn't have even posted this thread. I was just trying to contribute. Go ahead, and lock it down.

Don't let them discourage you if this is something you really believe in. The circumstances are much different this time than any of the previous times considering that this time he's actually doing something wrong. Before he was just doing something that pissed people off, now he's doing something illegal.
 
I believe Chris has, in his defense, claimed Sonichu as a parody. Sega knows about him and doesn't care.

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't ebay report earnings?

EBay does report earnings, but only after $20,000 or 200 sales. He's actually beginning to approach that 200 sale figure, but should still be sailing underneath the radar right now.

As for the legal stuff, Sega probably could squash Chris for making money off their intellectual property, the question is how litigious they feel. From what I've seen, chances are they won't bother with the cost or effort unless he starts making serious money. So, basically never. Sometimes corporations will bring in their lawyers if they feel that damage is being done to their brands or properties, but autistic kids making deformed, hardly recognizable fanart is something Sega has to be used to.

And if anything, Chris is trying to raise money to support his family because of his house burned down and his life is now pathetic.

What exactly gave you that idea? The toys, the taint piercing, the new car? His life has always been a mess and that has never made a difference. History has proven that he doesn't do anything he doesn't want to unless someone forces him.
 
We're interested in your argument. (At least I am. A day off in a minute and shots help.) But time has proven they don't care. Look at the sega free crap giveaway video.

The only interest I have in this is that it might cause Chris to make another Facebook status, and maybe this one will be funny. Knowing Chris, though, it'll just be autistic. Like everything he does.

I'm also not so keen on supporting this because if a ween did this, they would be shat all over for it. I don't see why this is any different than what a ween would do.
 
Don't let them discourage you if this is something you really believe in. The circumstances are much different this time than any of the previous times considering that this time he's actually doing something wrong. Before he was just doing something that pissed people off, now he's doing something illegal.
No one is saying stop. I stand by the argument that if they've done fuck all to this point, why would the start now? Chris is a matter that no one would like to bother with outside of the people that follow him. Just saying.

The only interest I have in this is that it might cause Chris to make another Facebook status, and maybe this one will be funny. Knowing Chris, though, it'll just be autistic. Like everything he does.

I'm also not so keen on supporting this because if a ween did this, they would be shat all over for it. I don't see why this is any different than what a ween would do.
I doubt it. Fuck the weens. We're all here just for the trainwreck it is. How it's different is that letting this unfold in natural Chris fashion leads to more laughs than some dumbass reporting it to the real copyright holders and something happening. Best to let these things unfold on their own. Time has proven that he can make an ass of himself on his own without anyone's help. If Sega/Nintendo chose to do anything, that's their prerogative.
 
Obviously you don't know the power of Republican Conservatives. They will literally blow a gasket upon hearing about what Chris does. They have gone after people for literally less than what Chris is doing.
Go ahead, then. Let's call this thread a day, come back when you have some results.
 
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