im sick - ask me anything
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- Jan 17, 2018
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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- Oct 10, 2017
It’s always the fuck flu after you’ve been to a standard fuck party.
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- Jan 17, 2018
Damn you fuck flu! Where's the vaccine?
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- Feb 28, 2015
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- Jun 29, 2016
If it's the current flu that's been going around, take care of yourself, sailor. Just rest as much as possible and don't tax your system.
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- Feb 28, 2015
update: i still feel like shit
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What’s the best kind of tissues?
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- Feb 28, 2015
just when i was feeling better, i now feel like throwing up and apparently i have diarrhea
man, 2018 has been great for me.
man, 2018 has been great for me.
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- Dec 15, 2017
Just do what I do when I get sick, pray my the dark lord KCatherine and pray for hot succubus's to suck out the sickness through my dick, same thing for cunts
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- Jul 3, 2016
I've definitely heard these symptoms before. Bad news is you're going to die in 48 hours. Good news is that no one cares
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- Aug 3, 2017
Just remember
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- Jan 20, 2014
get some skub
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- Feb 28, 2015
do not worry for i am feeling a bit better nowI've definitely heard these symptoms before. Bad news is you're going to die in 48 hours. Good news is that no one cares
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- Jul 22, 2017
that's what you get for having that avatar
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Yes, exactly as I predicted. Tomorrow you will start hallucinating that Chris-Chan is your doctor and he's not sure which vaccine he should give you since they're not labeled and he's mixed all of them up and by Wednesday you'll be unable to eat and drink and sleep and eventually you'll die painfully.
It happened to my friend last year, exactly like that but it's ok because he was a jerk and owed me cash. I hope you get better though?
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You must have ebola.
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