I'm Stuck in a Never Ending Loop

Agreeably4263 said:
Please don't go on a murder spree
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Please don't go on a murder spree. Instead unleash all your schizoid rage here.

Laplace's Victim said:
The only man I would be willing to fuck is someone who has sexual dimorphism on par with someone like Arielle Maxine.
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Laplace. You still haven't answered my question. You manage to meet the tranny femboy of your dreams and he likes you and you both uhh.. have your life.

Time passes and he gets old, no kids, no grandkids, you just have some eunuch hag with you. Will true love still prevail? Especially considering that you two haven't built anything. And how will this look like in the eyes of God?
 
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Fapcop said:
Come again?
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I described it in detail:
Laplace's Victim said:
My earlobes were larger than ideal and after watching some surgery youtube videos, the surgery seemed simple enough to do on my own. So, I decided to try it myself. I bought a practice suture set and some scalpels, but I couldn't get injectable lidocaine on amazon, so I had to improvise. I used ibuprofen, phenibut, and some numbing cream, which barely did anything.

Despite the weak numbing, I pushed through the pain, It was still very painful and because of my inability to face my fears I did tiny cuts slowly cutting off the earlobe. It literally took hours, and the amount of blood was surprising. In the videos, there was hardly any, but by the time I was done, my torso was covered in dried blood. It was certainly not enjoyable, but I committed to cutting it off, so I finished one earlobe and decided to leave the other for another day.

When it came time to suturing, the angle and the type of cut made it much harder than I anticipated, and so I gave up, but the scar is barely noticeable, so I don't care. The pain made me put off the second earlobe for a couple of weeks, but this time, I bought actual injectable lidocaine. With this, the second earlobe removal was painless and took less than 15 minutes.

That was almost two years ago, and I haven’t attempted any more diy surgeries since.
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Laplace. You still haven't answered my question. You manage to meet the tranny femboy of your dreams and he likes you and you both uhh.. have your life.

Time passes and he gets old, no kids, no grandkids, you just have some eunuch hag with you. Will true love still prevail? Especially considering that you two haven't built anything. And how will this look like in the eyes of God?
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My boy, I would naturally abandon this femboy as soon as he shows signs of age (16-25).
I would never get married or commit to one partner, and I certainly wouldn’t do so with a femboy or tranny.
 
Laplace's Victim said:
My boy, I would naturally abandon this femboy as soon as he shows signs of age (16-25).
I would never get married or commit to one partner, and I certainly wouldn’t do so with a femboy or tranny.
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That's sounds really sketchy. You actually think that's a plan for a good life?
 
Laplace's Victim said:
My boy, I would naturally abandon this femboy as soon as he shows signs of age (16-25).
I would never get married or commit to one partner, and I certainly wouldn’t do so with a femboy or tranny.
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Maybe I’m really retarded, but why did you cut your earlobes again?

Because they were big? Like giant elephant tier earlobes or what?!

Did you at any point go: “Wait, I’m cutting off parts of my earlobe because I think they’re too big?! this is what mentally ill people do!”?!
 
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@Laplace's Victim This is some seriously sad shit to read, but stop putting this information out for everyone to see with your face attached. Your parents love you and you're wasting away the future they've built for you. It's making mom sad.
 
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YHWH's Strongest Soldier said:
@Laplace's Victim This is some seriously sad shit to read, but stop putting this information out for everyone to see with your face attached. Your parents love you and you're wasting away the future they've built for you. It's making mom sad.
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If he was looking like chrischan, you wouldn't have said that. You guys be thirsty. Tho you are right, it must be said, still, a cow is a cow, don't disturb the exhibits.
Feed him grass. We're here forever, might as well make it worthwhile.
 
God.. "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the fucking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a fucking helmet, allright?! "I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fucking work, ok!? That is it! End of fucking list! "I'm just not happy." Shut the fuck up, allright? That's the name of my new book, "Shut the Fuck Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in. "Doctor, I.." "Shut the fuck up, next!" "I don't feel so.." "Shut the fuck up, next!" "He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the fuck up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now." Whining fucking maggots.
 
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~nogger~ said:
a cow is a cow
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Indeed, and it only gets more interesting as Laplace gets closer to horrorcowdom. From incel to pussy carousel rider to Vingle's prince charming to fall from grace: it's a movie-worthy life story. I just hope he doesn't end up dead or in jail. At least he will be able to tell his grandkids about that time when he got noticed by Null and became Kiwi Farms' brightest shining star for 1 week, if he ever manages to have grandkids, that is.
 
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Laplace's Victim said:
My boy, I would naturally abandon this femboy as soon as he shows signs of age (16-25).
I would never get married or commit to one partner, and I certainly wouldn’t do so with a femboy or tranny.
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And you expect to keep this up until you're in your 80s without any problems
 
have you thought about joining a cult that worships the secret mole men living in the center of the earth or something else ridiculous like that? it sounds like it might be a step up over what you're doing right now

hell, maybe something crazy like the French Foreign Legion would be an improvment
 
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I am malicious because I am miserable.
I indulge in dreams of bliss that can never be realized.
The human senses are insurmountable barriers, but I refuse to submit in abject slavery to them.
I will revenge my injuries. If I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear.
I swear inextinguishable hatred.
 
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Laplace's Victim said:
I am malicious because I am miserable.
I indulge in dreams of bliss that can never be realized.
The human senses are insurmountable barriers, but I refuse to submit in abject slavery to them.
I will revenge my injuries. If I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear.
I swear inextinguishable hatred.
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If you really want to step up your cheesy anime villain LARP you need to be joyous in your malice.
 
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