I'm Stuck in a Never Ending Loop

[lolcow yoghurt]

I wake up every morning. I look at the date. It's the same. Every day has the same date. It never changes. I go to sleep, wake up and it's the same day.

I go outside every day and ask people today's date. It's the same day.

I tried not to sleep after 12.00 at night. Didn't work. Same day. It's been more than 4 years.

Don't make Groundhog Day or All You Need Is Kill jokes.

I'm Stuck in a Never Ending Loop​

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Don't make Groundhog Day jokes.

WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EVEN DO THEN???!!!
WHAT IS LEFT?!

 

[MrTroll]

I'm stuck in a moment (and I can't get out of it).

 

[Monolith]

On the plus side, you'll never reach election day.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Don't make Groundhog Day or All You Need Is Kill jokes.

Oh nice, so Happy Death Day is fair game.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Live. Die. (Nail Emily Blunt's luscious ass). Repeat.

You're our only hope to kill the alien menace.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Oh nice, so Happy Death Day is fair game.

so, where are the jokes?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

If that's true then what's the next thing that I'm gonna post in this thread?

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Lobotomy Corporation reference

 

[Chromeo]

Well, in Groundhog day he had to become a better person to break the loop. Maybe you need to go do some good.

 

[Bloitzhole]

That's cool. Have you gone to every restaurant in a 100 mile radius yet?

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I wake up every morning. I look at the date. It's the same. Every day has the same date. It never changes. I go to sleep, wake up and it's the same day.

yeah it's been that way since 2014. welcome to the club

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Well today is tomorrow, and tomorrow's today and yesterday weaving in and out.

 

[Cats]

 

[not william stenchever]

This thread has given me a good reason to listen to this song for the first time in a while: