Im tired of you niggers

Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.
 
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I'm really disappointed in this site and moderation for slipping up and letting this very hateful thread exist. Shame on you. I thought Kiwi Farms was above this kind of thing. This isn't the kind of Christian dating site I want to be a part of.
 
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Warsmith Kroeger said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about the Imperial Fists, you little shit? Ill have you know they graduated second of their class in the Great Crusade, and they've been involved in numerous defenses of Segmentum Solar, and they have about 1,000 confirmed Astartes. They are trained in gorilla warfare and are the top chapter in the entire Imperial armed forces. You are nothing to them but just another position. They will fortify you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to them, over the Internet? Think again, traitor. As we speak they are contacting their secret network of spies across the Imperium and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, witch. The storm that fortifies the pathetic little thing you call your position. You're fucking dead, heretic. They can be anywhere, anytime, and they can fortify you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with a bucket of mortar and a handful of bricks. Not only are they extensively trained in unarmed fortification, but they have access to the entire pile of bricks of the Imperium of Man and they will use it to its full extent to fortify your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little Iron Warrior-loving bitch. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. They will shit bricks and mortar all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking fortified, kiddo.
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Bueno meme
 
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Baron Flynt said:
Fuck you stupid CIA nigger fuck fucking hating on my quality OS
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Have fun with your nigger cause I sure as hell ain't gonna fucking suck your jew nigger cock. Fuck yourself you think i'm gonna fucking enjoy nigger cattle after I had a fucking space alien are you fucking crazy? I got a fucking space alien of course I'm not gonna fuck, fuck with nigger cattle fuck yourself. You fucking think i... enjoy your FUCKING NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE GO GO GO GO YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE. You got a fucking herd of nigger WOOOO we got 'em so docile they just shit all day aint that so great?
 
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J A N D E K said:
Have fun with your nigger cause I sure as hell ain't gonna fucking suck your jew nigger cock. Fuck yourself you think i'm gonna fucking enjoy nigger cattle after I had a fucking space alien are you fucking crazy? I got a fucking space alien of course I'm not gonna fuck, fuck with nigger cattle fuck yourself. You fucking think i... enjoy your FUCKING NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE GO GO GO GO YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE. You got a fucking herd of nigger WOOOO we got 'em so docile they just shit all day aint that so great?
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I played tag with a 6 year old girl. When she tagged me, she touched my crotch.
 
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dopy said:
Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.
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Im 12 and what is this
 
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