- Joined
- Oct 5, 2018
For some reason you are put in a position wherein you have to kill yourself in the most creative and deviant way possible. Other than having to kill yourself in an unnatural way nothing is off the table, you can take all the time and spend all the money you want provided you are actively working towards killing yourself in the most expeditious way for your chosen method. What is your method of choice?
To kick it off here's mine: I'd start by starving myself, eating nothing while I work on making a bomb roughly the size of a carrot and make it so it can be detonated by cell phone. After it's completed I'd put it in my ass and go to the nearest taco bell or similar and order everything on the menu. I'd eat as much as I possibly could, to the point where my starved body is packed with greasy bean filled foods before screaming "OH JESUS NO" and running to the washroom. Once on the can I'd scream a final scream of sheer rage and detonate my ass bomb, bifurcating the lower part of my body but leaving my upper body relatively intact. Presumably at this point someone comes in to investigate the screaming and explosion and just before I died I see the face of a man who needs to clean up the washroom.
To kick it off here's mine: I'd start by starving myself, eating nothing while I work on making a bomb roughly the size of a carrot and make it so it can be detonated by cell phone. After it's completed I'd put it in my ass and go to the nearest taco bell or similar and order everything on the menu. I'd eat as much as I possibly could, to the point where my starved body is packed with greasy bean filled foods before screaming "OH JESUS NO" and running to the washroom. Once on the can I'd scream a final scream of sheer rage and detonate my ass bomb, bifurcating the lower part of my body but leaving my upper body relatively intact. Presumably at this point someone comes in to investigate the screaming and explosion and just before I died I see the face of a man who needs to clean up the washroom.
