In this thread, we talk about random shit… in the style of Donald Trump.

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So have you guys heard of KiwiFarms? Kiwifarms, it’s an interesting place, very interesting. People come up to me and they say, “Sir, what do you think of Kiwifarms, Sir”? And I tell them, you know, I tell them I don’t know much about it, don’t know much, I’ve never been there. But the name Kiwifarms, it sounds like they are from New Zealand, you know, the Kiwis come from there… I’m not a big fan of New Zealand, frankly. But anyway, many, many people tell me Kiwifarms is a great website, a tremendous website, maybe the best website ever, I hear. And I heard this guy named “Null”, he’s their founder, and he’s a big fan of Trump, I hear. So that’s great, that’s tremendous. I’ve never met him but he sounds like a great guy, wonderful guy. I have heard, however, that he is very, very fat, tremendously fat, which is a great shame. I don’t usually like fat people, you know, not very reliable people. Still, I’ve heard good things about Null, despite him being extremely obese. Kiwifarms is a tremendous website, and the fake news media won’t tell you that, they will not tell you that.
 
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Sneed, have you ever heard of Sneed? He's a great guy, a wonderful guy... a good friend of mine. He's a businessman- and we like businessmen don't we- and he owns a store that sells feed, and even seed. That's right, feed and seed, the best feed and seed. Tremendous work he's done... but he was telling me the other day about crooked Chuck! That's right, crooked chuck, we don't very much like Chuck do we? He was telling me that crooked Chuck used to own his store, and- well you can imagine what they do at a store formerly owned by Chuck! Not pretty things I can tell you that.
 
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I was going to buy some seeds, tremendous seeds, the best you have ever seen. So I went to, what was it called? Sneeds Feed and Seed, used to be called Chucks, Chuck, don't know what's going on there, Chuck was a disaster, but it's okay because we got Sneed now. I gotta tell you folks, this place, beautiful like you've never seen. Sneed? This guy, I'm telling you, he's even more handsome than Tom Cruise. Everyone there was very polite. They came up to me and they said "Donald, that's a fancy German car", I gotta tell ya, it is a nice car even though it is from Guatemala. They told me I had nice loafers they told me I had a good manicure, they love me folks, not like Sleepy Joe, Crooked Hillary or Laughing Kamala who don't even buy feed and seed, they don't do it folks. They probably don't even have Park Avenue manicures. It's very sad, that's America under Sleepy Joe.

Sneed he took me aside and he said he would sell me the best seeds. Said it would grow in my soil, beautiful soil, pH up around 9.6. That's very good folks most people only have a 7 or 8 max. I bought, what did I buy? I bought tomatoes, I bought tobacco, I even bought gummy bears. Did you know that you can plant gummy bears? Not a lot of people know that, my Secretary of Agriculture Sonny Perdue, you know him right? He used to come up to me and he would say "Donald you're not going to grow anything up at the old Simpson place if you are planting gummy bears" and I said "Just watch me." We're going to have the juiciest tomatoes, the tastierst tobacco, the gummy bears? they are going to be huge. It's going to be good folks, I laced the soil with uranium, it's going to be beautiful. We're going to make farming great again just watch.
 
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Did you see what happened in the MATI...thread the other day? Did you see that? Off topic posting. So sad. So sad. It used to be a beautiful thread, tremendous thread. I never seen such a thread before with all it's cheese postings and article for Null to read. Truly something to behold. So True...and now you look at it and it's the worst thread you've ever seen, infighting and telling Null to lose weight. Can you believe that? Giving Null weight loss advice? Oh boy! I wish the lying media, the fake news, would tell you about it but they refuse so I gotta do their job for them. I think I do a pretty good job compared to them, a great job.
 
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I was on Steam the other day, I love that platform. I met with Gabe Newell and told him and this is true, I told him "Gabe, I love your platform, plenty of games at great prices." I told him that. I told him that because it's the truth, It's the only one I trust with my games, because lord knows I cant trust Epic Games Store, those crooks are in China's pockets, it's disgusting, just disgusting.

So I was on the great games platform Steam, when what do I see on the front page? Well it's Trepang 2, a great game, spent many hours on it, and apparently they had just dropped the DLC. DLC for Trepang 2, I gotta tell ya folks, and this is true, all true, I put that in my cart immediately, because I support single player shooters, none of this "Games as a Service" junk that is push out of sweatshops in CHI-NA.
 
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Best line in the Nick Rekeita balldo catastrophe is, to his wife "Thank you for being here Kayla. I'm glad you're here." It's their house, she's supposed to be there!
 
Sneeding? There's plenty of sneeding right now. How can you have more? Look-look, Chuck, Chuck. I mean, I know you're a sophisticated guy. The world is a mess. The world is as sneedful as it gets. What, you think this is going to cause a little more sneeding? The world is a sneedful place. All of this has happened. We went into Sneed's Feed & Seed, we shouldn't have gone into Sneed's Feed & Seed. We shouldn't have gotten out the way we got out. The world is a sneedful mess.
 
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Remember Bionicle? A tremendous franchise by Lego, truly the best franchise. We don't talk about the generation 2 reboot here. It's a shame what happened to it, but like I said, we don't talk about that here. Anyway, that Makuta guy is a bad, bad guy. I don't like Makuta. That's why I call him Losin' Makuta. He didn't win a single time against the great Toa. Can you believe that? Losin' Makuta... And what does he do when he loses against the Toa? He steals Mata-Nui's body! And he still loses again! Now once I heard that Mata-Nui beat Losin' Makuta I met with him. He's a wonderful guy, a terrific guy. I shook his hand, and I let him know if he ever needed anything he could call on me. I remember that hand shake. It was firm. Very firm. During my first tenure as president, Mata-Nui was the first guy to call and congratulate me, and he told me all about the three virtues. Unity, Duty, and Destiny. Those are some great virtues folks. Wonderful even! That's why I'm proud to announce Mata-Nui will be my running-mate. Together we will make Spherus Magna Great Again!

Our borders are overwhelmed by Vorox and Skrall! They're awful, awful people. I hate to say it folks, but Agori Trafficking is rampant. Truly hate to say it. It's a disaster... A huge disaster! They're taking jobs and benefits from beautiful hardworking Toa, Matoran, and Glatorians. Such wonderful and beautiful people are being forsaken because of this invasion at our border. We're gonna build a wall and make the Skakdi pay for it! Our economy is in shambles! Thanks to to China who are clearly working with the Elemental Lords, or as I like to call them the Elemental Chumps. Total losers! They don't value their currency, and they import cheap Kanohii. They need our economy. We'll put a mighty tariff on their goods. Not just a mighty tariff. A magnificent tariff!
 
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There was this one eccentric retard, and his antics are absolutely fucking golden, truly the funniest shit you'll ever see believe me. This will make you laugh hysterically. So there's this website called "Kiwi Farms", amazing website, best gossip forum around. They make fun of this one guy, Nick Rekieta, absolute loser who gets laughed at. So what Rekieta does is that he puts on the balldo. Absolutely horrendous device, worst sex toy imaginable. So what Rekieta does is that he puts on the balldo and pegs his wife with it. Only an absolute disgrace like Rekieta would peg his wife with the balldo.

So what happens after this is that he receives this little yellow clay medallion and they call him "Nick Chan Rekietachu", of course a reference to the absolutely hysterical legend, Chris Chan creator of the really funny Sonichu, a terrific comic by someone so retarded. So Nick puts on the Sonichu medallion and his life starts to go to shit. Absolutely horrendous decision, I of course would never make such a retarded decision. So this chump is now getting arrested for cocaine possession and child neglect, it's a good thing for our brilliant law enforcement officers to finally put this disgrace of a human being in prison.
 
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Just finished watching the rebuilds of Evangelion, and folks - I gotta say - total, complete travesty. They took a perfect story, and you know what they did people? They made it stale an anti-american. My waifu Asuka (terrific young lady I have to say) she - and hold your breath for this one - she and that Shinji guy don't get together at the end! Now I gotta say that I endorse the original series, one of the best, THE best - not as good as my show but that's besides the point - and to see what these people have done to it, you couldn't make it up folks!

And I gotta say people I AM already aware this is clearly the agenda of Reitards (or democrats as I'd like to call em *laughter*). I'll bet sleepy Joe is a big fan Mari too, YOUR WAIFUS ARE GARBAGE!
 
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