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- May 24, 2023
Has anyone heard about this Sonichu medallion? No, a lot of people don't know this, but I do because I am very intelligent. It's about this guy named Chris Chan, well they say he's a guy, some people say he's a girl. He's what they call a transgender, and we love that folks, we love the LGBTQ as long as they vote for Trump. So anyway this guy Chris Chan he made this electric hedgehog pokemon named Sonichu, and Sonichu, he's very fast, and he's very strong, and Chris made him. And now he makes these medallions, and he sends them out to people. He sent one to Ethan Ralph, he sent one to Nick Rekeita and here's the thing folks. The Sonichu medallions? They're haunted, some people say it's a demon, but the people who get the medallions, their lives fall apart. Ethan Ralph? Got addicted to drugs and had to move to Mexico, Nick Reckieta got addicted to drugs, and now they say CPS might take his children, and it's very sad.
And now Mutahar got a medallion, Mutahar, they call him SomeOrdinaryGamers and I don't know what's so ordinary about him, but that's okay. But people, they come up to me, and they say "Donald, you got to do something, Mutahar, the medallion is going to curse him just like it did Ethan Ralph and Nick Rekieta." And I say it's okay because Trump has got a plan. You see we got this guy called Chris Bores, Chris, he used to be a gamer too, but they say he was very irate, he wasn't ordinary at all. But Chris, they call him the Ghost Doctor, and he has a plan. He bought a Sonichu medallion, and you're saying "oh no Donald, Chris is going to get cursed" but Chris is very smart. You see, he knows ghosts and he knows demons. He has taken the medallion to a secure location, and he is going to break the curse, he's going to do it folks. And we love that folks, don't we? We love when curses get broken, it's going to be beautiful.
And now Mutahar got a medallion, Mutahar, they call him SomeOrdinaryGamers and I don't know what's so ordinary about him, but that's okay. But people, they come up to me, and they say "Donald, you got to do something, Mutahar, the medallion is going to curse him just like it did Ethan Ralph and Nick Rekieta." And I say it's okay because Trump has got a plan. You see we got this guy called Chris Bores, Chris, he used to be a gamer too, but they say he was very irate, he wasn't ordinary at all. But Chris, they call him the Ghost Doctor, and he has a plan. He bought a Sonichu medallion, and you're saying "oh no Donald, Chris is going to get cursed" but Chris is very smart. You see, he knows ghosts and he knows demons. He has taken the medallion to a secure location, and he is going to break the curse, he's going to do it folks. And we love that folks, don't we? We love when curses get broken, it's going to be beautiful.
