In two sentences, create a bad horror story.

[Gorgar]

title

 

[Jason Wynn]

You groggily swim back to consciousness, only to find a smelly, fat man looming over you. “Hmmm” he drawls, “it’s time for your soul healing among which…”

 

[Uncle Phil]

A maniac on a spree has already claimed three victims. Jheri wonders if xe'll be the next to be brutally misgendered.

 

[Cats]

the last man on the planet earth was siting at his home, then a skeleton plopped out

 

[Gorgar]

the last man on the planet earth was siting at his home, then a skeleton plopped out

 

[Cats]

spockey

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Momokun appears suddenly in your living room.
“Honey, it’s time for your dick flattening!”

 

[Russian Bot]

It was a perfect day for a picnic as the family sat down in the meadow.

Then, suddenly, niggers.

 

[Destro's Last Stand]

I knew a man who put seven oysters into his grandmother's vagina.
Later on in the day he sucked out eight, the taste was sweet and salty.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Today's homicide is sponsored by
Raid: Shadow Legend.

 

[Begemot]

Joshua Moon hears a knock at the door and opens it. On the other side is Ethan Ralph chugging a bottle of whiskey with a hungry look in his eye.

The Dixie troll leered at Joshua moon and pointed to his engorged stubby member dripping precum through his stained tracksuit. "It's a full moon tonight, Joshua Moon, and I'm hungry like the wolf!"

 

[Trust Me I Know]

One day you wake up. You are a woman.