Plagued Incels.is (Previously known as /r/incels) - Subreddit's banned, entitled Manchildren whine about why they can't get laid.

If you really had to who would you sex?

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LtCucumber said:
Sorry for the double post but it's been a couple hrs and this came up on /r/braincels and it's too hilarious to ignore

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They really think they're actually triggering feeeeemoids by simply existing and super liking on tinder? I mean sure whatever helps them sleep at night I guess, but I highly doubt women care that much.

Gotta love that first comment asking if he's actually winning there. Probably because it's so insignificant that bragging about it makes me feel legit secondhand embarrassment for OP unless he's a troll.

Paying for extra super likes on tinder.... To make a statement against tinder and that dreaded "female hypergamy". Bit of an irony but maybe it's best if we don't tell them
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Yesterday I finally got out of my basement to get some "fresh air" (but not too much since sunlight burns my pallid, slimy skin) and came across one of those "Fight violence against women" stands that are so popular in my country. You can sign up for their petition to pass better laws and even donate. So I see this stand, manned by a total Stacy. A devious idea comes up my mind. I near the stand and notice that her petition papers have very few signatures and the transparent donation box has very few 100-200 Kc(4-8€) bills in it. Probably it's all from her Chad friends who'll fuck her later.
She hasn't noticed me, her back turned. With a swift motion I sign the petion, then take out my wallet and start putting all the 5000 Kc (195€) bills I have. She turns around, notices the sheer amount of money I am putting in. She smiles. "Wow, that's very generous of you, thank you sir!". I ignore her and continue putting in bills. When I finish those of 5000, I start with 2000. She's still smiling, but she's looking at me a bit worried. Without a doubt, it's because she saw I am a tiny, incel toadman. I am oppressing her by putting in all these money her Chad friends didn't. I am shattering her femoid ego.
"Are you alright, sir? I'm sure that's enough, thank you for your generosity". Oh no, I am not done yet. Once I have finished the 2000 bills, I simply empty my wallet on her desk, leaving her the equivalent of nearly 1000€ in total. Take it, bitch. You expected it from some Chad or Tyrone, eh? But instead you got me, the 28 years old virgin. So take it, and go home crying. When I leave, I hide in a bush to see what she does, my raging erection tearing through my pants. I see her counting the money, checking if they are false - you wish, whore! - then scream out of horror (although she's strangely smiling - must be the trauma) and call her friends on her phone. She soon dismounts the stands and goes away. Yeah, bitch. Go home cry. Go tell your feminist friends how I humiliated you.
Not a single dime in my pocket, I go home, poor but triumph. I should have payed the bills with that money, but who cares? Today I have brought down that Stacy's ego a peg.
 
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dupleanon4 said:
Saw this video on the history of incels. Can someone confirm that it's accurate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTMxRvoJXVc
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i'm not sure but marjan approves of it? of course if marjan approves of something then it's almost always going to be something insane so it's best not to believe it, but in this case i might give him some leeway if other incels approve too?

but what would be best is someone who is not incel and who is a longtime watcher of incels to verify and correct if need be. i think the dates make sense since those things are very easily proven true or false by web.archive.org and that might be where he got his screenshots from
 
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dupleanon4 said:
Saw this video on the history of incels. Can someone confirm that it's accurate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTMxRvoJXVc
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I watched the first minute, and then stopped because it doesn't even mention that incel was a term that was created by a woman who ran the first incel board in the 90s. So, the history they're reporting on there is really more just about their own blackpill bs culture than the actual history of incels.

I may or may not have mentioned this already in the thread, but episode 120 of the podcast ReplyAll has an interview with the woman who started all this and it's really great.
 
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Fangsofjeff said:
Marjan admits to wanting to fuck toddlers.View attachment 477722
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If he isn't a "political pedophile" towards anti-feminist women or women who do not see themselves as feminists, he does seem to underestimate how many anti or non-feminist women there are out there.

In which case, I feel bad for any anti/non-feminist woman he comes into contact with.
 
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JaneThough said:
I watched the first minute, and then stopped because it doesn't even mention that incel was a term that was created by a woman who ran the first incel board in the 90s. So, the history they're reporting on there is really more just about their own blackpill bs culture than the actual history of incels.

I may or may not have mentioned this already in the thread, but episode 120 of the podcast ReplyAll has an interview with the woman who started all this and it's really great.
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I've also looked into the forum the woman created, but I doubt they would be considered the incels that we know today. I don't think the formation of the type of incels we see today really began there. Perhaps she might have created the term but that's about it.
 
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dupleanon4 said:
I've also looked into the forum the woman created, but I doubt they would be considered the incels that we know today. I don't think the formation of the type of incels we see today really began there. Perhaps she might have created the term but that's about it.
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It is about it.

There used to be, ironically at incels.org, an incel forum in about 2009 which was an actual support group for people who for whatever reason couldn't get lucky despite trying and because it was far less toxic people actually gave valid and good advice.

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There are no words to describe how wrong this is.
 
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JaneThough said:
This has to be satire right? These guys think women get fucked in the urethra, nostrils and ears??

All the more reason they should never have sex.
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If they think ears, nostrils, and urethras are valid sexholes, they must have even smaller dicks than I'd previously thought.

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I knew that your average incel was no brain surgeon but this is too much. Their solution to not being able to get laid is to systematically remove the ability of "foids" to recognise faces?
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Holy shit, this is the literal EXACT topic of a scifi short story from one of my favorite soft scifi authors.

https://www.e-reading.club/bookreader.php/1048692/Chiang_-_Liking_What_You_See__A_Documentary.html
 
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Dacarts said:
incelocalypse.ru is now incelsandmalesexualists.ru

seems like nathan's given over control to marjan http://archive.is/Ny0LV#selection-418.2-428.1

"Caamib is in charge of Incelocalypse policy, structure, and moderation. Incelocalypse has become stagnant, a lot of the old guard has left, and there's a need to go in a new direction. "
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How about getting laid, you fat tubs of shit?
 
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