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Obligatory OP is a fag, a super mega nigger fag.
This however is interesting, if vomit inducingly so, I’ll grant you that.
This however is interesting, if vomit inducingly so, I’ll grant you that.
Incest call (unedited 15 minute version)
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I can't speak for bella, obviously. But if I got this info im not sure if i'd immediately go public with it. Chris is exceptionally delusional and speaks about looking into the future and about his fusion/relationship with magi chan in the same breath where he says this.
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Authorities aren't exactly the public and frankly would of been a more respectable move than dumping the logs for attention a while after the fact.
Bella wasn't the one who contacted police as far as we know, it was Redditors.
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All true. Still, even hearing it right from chris, I think i'd have to really make sure that he was serious and it was really happening and not some dream.
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Why does anyone pretend to be Chris's friend and pump him for info while recording him? That doesn't sound to me like some innocent person running across random information they are afraid to tell the police about. That sounds like a ween to me.
I'm not saying Chris is right or innocent. I'm saying exploiting this for attention instead of handing it to the proper authorities is a dick move.
I'm not saying Chris is right or innocent. I'm saying exploiting this for attention instead of handing it to the proper authorities is a dick move.
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Because they are trolls. And the history of the trolls is that they all want to control Chris and make him dance like the idiot monkey he is. They all want to be "famous" and be the next Clyde Cash or Liquid Chris.
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He really has never had true friends, they've mostly all been elaborate troll attempts.
You'd think that after a decade and a half of online harassment that having a public online presence and seeking relationships with "friends" has no potential to work with someone of his status.
Apparently when he was going to those dungeons and dragons meet ups at one of those hobby shops in 2019-ish he had some people there that apparently he could get a long with, inside that place that is.
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They end up looking like a monkey themselves more often than not.
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you're eating potato chips watching edgelord minecraft kids abuse a retard. watch where the poop lands champ
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Alright alright. Here's your autistic transcript. Probably the stupidest thing I've wasted my time on in years. CWC in bold,
So yeah, she's got really... a G-bot. G-spot. 'cause apparently I don't believe her let's just say any of her past boyfriends and ex-husbands they... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really.
Right. Right.
With their dicks. They focus on pleasuring themselves really, as opposed to focusing on her, which that's my focus.
Right? Dude dude yeah. True. For at the convention make sure to have a lot of fun. Push it with Fiona make sure to have a lot of fun with her. Right? Because uh.
Obviously...
'Cause now you're doing this for your mom. I'll be there to watch you guys making sure that nobody is trying to hurt you or do anything. I'll take photos of you two. I'll have just a screenshot or a slideshow of romantic stuff between you guys. Oh, the dance'll be awesome. We can take turns. I'd like to dance with her too and then you guys could take like the slow dance or whatever and uhh.
Well, we'll... well we'll see what we can arrange because she only has the hotel room for the Friday night. And she will want to get home as quickly as possible as she's already made that agreement with her parents and I don't want to mess up
Yeah, her mom is pretty strict about it yeah.
Yeah but obviously if she is going to be heading back home before the Grand Galloping Gala (???)
Oh no. I wanted to dance with her! You guys I thought it'd be so cute because I'm there to protect you guys, right? I wasn't gonna be enjoying the, uh, the festivities with you two but I wanted to take like, make a [something] slideshow and like a memory thingy of you guys together.
Yeah among all the other, uh, [unintelligible] thing for the convention as well.
But how are you doing, Christine? How are you feeling? 'Cause I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about, like, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, y'know consciously who judge, who would judge and y'know there's a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah I can imagine.
Of course.
I'm so sorry about all that stuff.
Well, still, [obscured by coughing] have Magichan and [slurred] to dance with but I uh
You always have them. I'm pretty sure that you like the idea of, um, open relationships, right? But if Fiona really wants to commit and settle down with you would you take that seriously and stop having open relationships?
Umm... well... I would consider but I would really wish I could [something] but obviously
What if, um, like 10 years after she's done with college and you still have a good relationship and she's grown into a beautiful woman, you know, everything, and she says “Christine, I really really really want to settle down with you. I love you from the bottom of my heart” what would you do?
Well... okay well, after she's done with college and she's got herself organized uhhh I'll be HIGHLY HIGHLY likely to miss it for, uh, for this timeline that she DOESN'T meet her sweetheart who will be uhh who will be there for her. Then I would definitely be up for considering.
[Talking over Chris as she's done fifty times already] Why do you think she has somebody else that's better for her?
Well, I uh, I can't reveal too many details I can just uhh only say that she's got-
[Talking over Chris again] Oh is this some uh psychic thingy? Is it- did you look into the future?
Uh, yeeeess.
Oh okay.
[cut in recording]
...That the incest fanfics have come true and shit.
I didn't know there was such a thing! I didn't know there was incest fanfics. Were there? About you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I-I knew that you guys had a good relationship but I always thought 'cause I'm not HUGE on Christory and y'know whatever, I just thought the Sonichu franchise (lol) was very interesting and that's how I, um, got into you. When I was younger, right? But I hadn't any idea that Barbara and you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?
I approached her with care and caution (two things Chris is incapable of in reality)
Mhmm?
And it was a uh... [unintelligible] (Think he's saying “a time for us”?) so I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady and then I – then I approached her positively and let her make the first move. She wanted to do it and she-
Oh she wanted to do it? Really? She made the first move? (shut up bitch this is the important part)
Yeah.
Oh? Oh really? Wow, Barbara. How did she do it if you don't mind me asking? What was the first move?
Uh... uh. I don't remember exactly. But that was her first move but my approach was [clears throat] … eh I forgot exactly what termin- what terminology I used but I approached with care and caution.
That's good
And I was- And I was direct up-front with her for the mostpart.
And how did she respond when you, uh, when you approached her? What'd she say?
[stammering] I don't remember exactly what she said but she, for me, was partially confused at one point but, but she came around, obviously. With more approac- with more approaching that I was doing with her, uh, along the way.
Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, how did, how was the first kiss? You kissed her? How did that feel? Having known this woman for your whole life, how did that feel?
Oh yeah I mean it was simple uhhhhh Lip-l-l liplock lip-to-lip contact but it was actually good, it felt right.
When did you start having feelings for Barbara?
Well, obviously for a little- well, y'know, for a while I even remember mentioning in one of my videos some time ago I had dreams where I- where I had sex with her obviously so...
Really? Yeah.
Yeah, but yeah. That's right. The Oedipus Complex
Oh, Oedipus, that's right. How, if you don't mind me asking. I know this is probably personal y'don't have to answer, but how is the sex?
Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a little while, it took a few tries to get it
Yeah. She's older.
And plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing as I was uh, direct with her. Still direct and nice with her. Make sure that I'm obviously never propose marriage to her at all... cause we're already daughter and... mom.
Yeah mother and daughter. Y'know they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter.
[short cut in recording]
Sorry?
Yeah we've been doing it every... third night and the first night being on June 27th.
Oh, you have a routine? Well I guess you have a stable relationship. Because you know it's not gonna end. If anything happened you'd still be- you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not gonna be explosive breakup right? At least that's comforting.
Yeah. Yeah.
(the hole is talking over Chris again so I don't know what he's stammering out here)
It took me a few nights to figure out what feels right and what didn't feel right and uh-
Does your mother enjoy it?
Yeah. Yeah she's havin' a good time
Oh she's having a good time?
Yeah, especially what we figured out.
Do you guys act more like, uh mother and daughter or do you guys act more like, y'know lovers when... Like say you come home from the supermarket and you see Barbara. Would you say “Hey, sweetheart” or do you say “Hi, mom”?
Yeah... um. I haven't called her “mom” in quite some time now.
Oh really?
Yeah I'm more often calling her “love” at this point.
But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that true right? It's an open relationship?
Yeah- Y- Yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her.
Is Barbara dating anybody else? (lmao)
Uhhhhh.... I think not.
No? But she's fine with you dating other people. Right?
Yeah. She's okay.
Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?
Well-erm uh there's not anything that extravagant, but we do as often as possible eat at the dinner table together.
Yeah.
We haven't been able to much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet after getting a crown on my tooth.
Oh did you?
Yeah. Plus I'm still trying to remember I'm her child, and y'know.
That's right.
But I'm tryin' to encourage her towards the positives and y'know, being like a homemaker.
Knowing you Christine, I think that because you uh I understand that she's mature... and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and has experience and she loves you and you two have a great relationship, but wouldn't you want somebody who's younger right? To keep up more with your energy?
Yeah, obviously. But obviously. If I can obviously find some-
There's Fiona, right? Fiona's very interested in you! She's a super girl.
I know but I have foreseen. I have looked into the future and seen that she's gonna find her better long-term sweetheart on campus.
Fiona? Are you sure? Because Fiona talks to me saying how great you are and how much she loves you, right? Maybe 'cause the future can change, right? With fate?
Ummm. It's a possibility but it's not-
Why don't you try for her? Because I'm sure.. Because Fiona consents on having an open relationship, right? I'm sure you're fine with both of them now. Over time though Fiona REALLY REALLY REALLY adores you and she's a wonderful girl. I text her a lot, we chat. She's never said a single negative thing about you. And she'd be more open to doing stuff like having spa days, getting pizza, going out together y'know and she's newer in the bedroom... but she's willing to do it. She's willing to have fun with you.
(She's steamrolling Chris this whole time so just envision autistic stammering in the background while you read this garbage)
Yes I agree and I appreciate all that but I'm making the short- uh the short time count as best with her.
And plus she's young, she has a lotta time to uh travel, visit you, whatever. And, y'know, you've done long-distance before. Haven't you?
Uhhhh not into long-distance relationships but uh-
Yeah they suck. I know they suck but what's important is that you make a relationship with her now, and that way it'll stay that way forever. And she'll come back to you.
Y-yes it is a possibility, but I am more open... I am thinking on the more higher likelihood and outcomes for this timeline obviously.
A lot of time with your mom. Like, whatever you have left with her. That makes sense, because you don't know how long she has left so you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?
Yeah. Obviously. But I would still want somebody who is younger than me or more close to my age obviously.
You don't want anyone who's younger?
Hmmm. Nah not too many others at this- at this time. But [something I can't make out]
[cut in recording]
...We proceed towards it more slowly.
Sorry, I changed the volume. I have a really bad ear where I got sick. It's hard to hear anything at all.
So, umm, so anyway with everything and the events I was feeling that I uh- really needed a uh- sexual release? And not too many individuals this side of the iron curtain were coming out to play here so uhhh. And then everything was coming into good alignment and uhh Emmanuel, y'know, God said it was okay and he just started guiding me towards it.
God said this was okay? Nothing to worry about if God himself said this is fine.
Yeah. And uh I gave it a lot of thought myself and thought “Yeah, I'll take a dive for it” so...
But how did this happen? How did this come about?
Well, from which, just, I was really really horny and I needed a true and honest relationship to come about so... obviously this was one of the best ways to do it. Despite it being one of the uhh I don't want any uhh labels or anything but
Yeah
[recording ends]
So yeah, she's got really... a G-bot. G-spot. 'cause apparently I don't believe her let's just say any of her past boyfriends and ex-husbands they... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really.
Right. Right.
With their dicks. They focus on pleasuring themselves really, as opposed to focusing on her, which that's my focus.
Right? Dude dude yeah. True. For at the convention make sure to have a lot of fun. Push it with Fiona make sure to have a lot of fun with her. Right? Because uh.
Obviously...
'Cause now you're doing this for your mom. I'll be there to watch you guys making sure that nobody is trying to hurt you or do anything. I'll take photos of you two. I'll have just a screenshot or a slideshow of romantic stuff between you guys. Oh, the dance'll be awesome. We can take turns. I'd like to dance with her too and then you guys could take like the slow dance or whatever and uhh.
Well, we'll... well we'll see what we can arrange because she only has the hotel room for the Friday night. And she will want to get home as quickly as possible as she's already made that agreement with her parents and I don't want to mess up
Yeah, her mom is pretty strict about it yeah.
Yeah but obviously if she is going to be heading back home before the Grand Galloping Gala (???)
Oh no. I wanted to dance with her! You guys I thought it'd be so cute because I'm there to protect you guys, right? I wasn't gonna be enjoying the, uh, the festivities with you two but I wanted to take like, make a [something] slideshow and like a memory thingy of you guys together.
Yeah among all the other, uh, [unintelligible] thing for the convention as well.
But how are you doing, Christine? How are you feeling? 'Cause I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about, like, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, y'know consciously who judge, who would judge and y'know there's a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah I can imagine.
Of course.
I'm so sorry about all that stuff.
Well, still, [obscured by coughing] have Magichan and [slurred] to dance with but I uh
You always have them. I'm pretty sure that you like the idea of, um, open relationships, right? But if Fiona really wants to commit and settle down with you would you take that seriously and stop having open relationships?
Umm... well... I would consider but I would really wish I could [something] but obviously
What if, um, like 10 years after she's done with college and you still have a good relationship and she's grown into a beautiful woman, you know, everything, and she says “Christine, I really really really want to settle down with you. I love you from the bottom of my heart” what would you do?
Well... okay well, after she's done with college and she's got herself organized uhhh I'll be HIGHLY HIGHLY likely to miss it for, uh, for this timeline that she DOESN'T meet her sweetheart who will be uhh who will be there for her. Then I would definitely be up for considering.
[Talking over Chris as she's done fifty times already] Why do you think she has somebody else that's better for her?
Well, I uh, I can't reveal too many details I can just uhh only say that she's got-
[Talking over Chris again] Oh is this some uh psychic thingy? Is it- did you look into the future?
Uh, yeeeess.
Oh okay.
[cut in recording]
...That the incest fanfics have come true and shit.
I didn't know there was such a thing! I didn't know there was incest fanfics. Were there? About you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I-I knew that you guys had a good relationship but I always thought 'cause I'm not HUGE on Christory and y'know whatever, I just thought the Sonichu franchise (lol) was very interesting and that's how I, um, got into you. When I was younger, right? But I hadn't any idea that Barbara and you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?
I approached her with care and caution (two things Chris is incapable of in reality)
Mhmm?
And it was a uh... [unintelligible] (Think he's saying “a time for us”?) so I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady and then I – then I approached her positively and let her make the first move. She wanted to do it and she-
Oh she wanted to do it? Really? She made the first move? (shut up bitch this is the important part)
Yeah.
Oh? Oh really? Wow, Barbara. How did she do it if you don't mind me asking? What was the first move?
Uh... uh. I don't remember exactly. But that was her first move but my approach was [clears throat] … eh I forgot exactly what termin- what terminology I used but I approached with care and caution.
That's good
And I was- And I was direct up-front with her for the mostpart.
And how did she respond when you, uh, when you approached her? What'd she say?
[stammering] I don't remember exactly what she said but she, for me, was partially confused at one point but, but she came around, obviously. With more approac- with more approaching that I was doing with her, uh, along the way.
Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, how did, how was the first kiss? You kissed her? How did that feel? Having known this woman for your whole life, how did that feel?
Oh yeah I mean it was simple uhhhhh Lip-l-l liplock lip-to-lip contact but it was actually good, it felt right.
When did you start having feelings for Barbara?
Well, obviously for a little- well, y'know, for a while I even remember mentioning in one of my videos some time ago I had dreams where I- where I had sex with her obviously so...
Really? Yeah.
Yeah, but yeah. That's right. The Oedipus Complex
Oh, Oedipus, that's right. How, if you don't mind me asking. I know this is probably personal y'don't have to answer, but how is the sex?
Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a little while, it took a few tries to get it
Yeah. She's older.
And plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing as I was uh, direct with her. Still direct and nice with her. Make sure that I'm obviously never propose marriage to her at all... cause we're already daughter and... mom.
Yeah mother and daughter. Y'know they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter.
[short cut in recording]
Sorry?
Yeah we've been doing it every... third night and the first night being on June 27th.
Oh, you have a routine? Well I guess you have a stable relationship. Because you know it's not gonna end. If anything happened you'd still be- you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not gonna be explosive breakup right? At least that's comforting.
Yeah. Yeah.
(the hole is talking over Chris again so I don't know what he's stammering out here)
It took me a few nights to figure out what feels right and what didn't feel right and uh-
Does your mother enjoy it?
Yeah. Yeah she's havin' a good time
Oh she's having a good time?
Yeah, especially what we figured out.
Do you guys act more like, uh mother and daughter or do you guys act more like, y'know lovers when... Like say you come home from the supermarket and you see Barbara. Would you say “Hey, sweetheart” or do you say “Hi, mom”?
Yeah... um. I haven't called her “mom” in quite some time now.
Oh really?
Yeah I'm more often calling her “love” at this point.
But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that true right? It's an open relationship?
Yeah- Y- Yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her.
Is Barbara dating anybody else? (lmao)
Uhhhhh.... I think not.
No? But she's fine with you dating other people. Right?
Yeah. She's okay.
Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?
Well-erm uh there's not anything that extravagant, but we do as often as possible eat at the dinner table together.
Yeah.
We haven't been able to much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet after getting a crown on my tooth.
Oh did you?
Yeah. Plus I'm still trying to remember I'm her child, and y'know.
That's right.
But I'm tryin' to encourage her towards the positives and y'know, being like a homemaker.
Knowing you Christine, I think that because you uh I understand that she's mature... and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and has experience and she loves you and you two have a great relationship, but wouldn't you want somebody who's younger right? To keep up more with your energy?
Yeah, obviously. But obviously. If I can obviously find some-
There's Fiona, right? Fiona's very interested in you! She's a super girl.
I know but I have foreseen. I have looked into the future and seen that she's gonna find her better long-term sweetheart on campus.
Fiona? Are you sure? Because Fiona talks to me saying how great you are and how much she loves you, right? Maybe 'cause the future can change, right? With fate?
Ummm. It's a possibility but it's not-
Why don't you try for her? Because I'm sure.. Because Fiona consents on having an open relationship, right? I'm sure you're fine with both of them now. Over time though Fiona REALLY REALLY REALLY adores you and she's a wonderful girl. I text her a lot, we chat. She's never said a single negative thing about you. And she'd be more open to doing stuff like having spa days, getting pizza, going out together y'know and she's newer in the bedroom... but she's willing to do it. She's willing to have fun with you.
(She's steamrolling Chris this whole time so just envision autistic stammering in the background while you read this garbage)
Yes I agree and I appreciate all that but I'm making the short- uh the short time count as best with her.
And plus she's young, she has a lotta time to uh travel, visit you, whatever. And, y'know, you've done long-distance before. Haven't you?
Uhhhh not into long-distance relationships but uh-
Yeah they suck. I know they suck but what's important is that you make a relationship with her now, and that way it'll stay that way forever. And she'll come back to you.
Y-yes it is a possibility, but I am more open... I am thinking on the more higher likelihood and outcomes for this timeline obviously.
A lot of time with your mom. Like, whatever you have left with her. That makes sense, because you don't know how long she has left so you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?
Yeah. Obviously. But I would still want somebody who is younger than me or more close to my age obviously.
You don't want anyone who's younger?
Hmmm. Nah not too many others at this- at this time. But [something I can't make out]
[cut in recording]
...We proceed towards it more slowly.
Sorry, I changed the volume. I have a really bad ear where I got sick. It's hard to hear anything at all.
So, umm, so anyway with everything and the events I was feeling that I uh- really needed a uh- sexual release? And not too many individuals this side of the iron curtain were coming out to play here so uhhh. And then everything was coming into good alignment and uhh Emmanuel, y'know, God said it was okay and he just started guiding me towards it.
God said this was okay? Nothing to worry about if God himself said this is fine.
Yeah. And uh I gave it a lot of thought myself and thought “Yeah, I'll take a dive for it” so...
But how did this happen? How did this come about?
Well, from which, just, I was really really horny and I needed a true and honest relationship to come about so... obviously this was one of the best ways to do it. Despite it being one of the uhh I don't want any uhh labels or anything but
Yeah
[recording ends]
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Holy moley what a revolting conversation; the fact that "Bella" continued to push her retarded trolling plans onto Chris even after he admits to elder abuse and rape made me sick.
I stated earlier that I was disappointed because I thought we would lose potential information by banning them from the farms, but after reading this I'm more than happy to watch this abhorrent human be denied their internet notoriety.
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I bet Bella still lives with "her" parents too.
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that's what i wondered when the idea guy saga occurred after some reading on the farms it turns out the american hedgehog and marvin knew but told no one, so probably same here.
to be fair in the previous examples it seems they were not aware to what extent.
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Most of these idiots are completely deplorable screw ups and are unironically only slightly less stupid than Chris himself.
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Because they want to be internet famous.
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Unless the woman talking to Chris pulling his string Fiona seems to be real and ready to fuck, but Chris doesn't seem interested for some reason, most likely because it's long distance. Also the woman on the call is most likely a troll, but does want Chris to have a relationship with someone? I'm confused. I also wonder it's possible that someone gave the idea to fuck his mum to Chris, but in a more subtle way.
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I mean, that does make sense.
Every time I just assume people would hard brake in the face of certain info I always end up looking like the surprised Pikachu gif.
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I Hope Bella's parents beat her
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They just want info to leak to discord, or reddit, or American Hedgehog. They don't actually care what the info is.