Chris: Yeah, she's got a really [unintelligible] p-bot- g-spot, because apparently -I don't
believe her -apparently he did- Mr. C. and any of her past boyfriends and ex-husbands, they haven't really
reached- hit her g-spot, really...
Interviewer [interjecting]: Right...
Chris: ... with their sticks. (probably 'dicks', but genuinely got it like that and it's funnier)
Iv: Right.
Chris: They haven't- they haven't- they- they were focused on- [Iv coughs] on themselves, really, as opposed to focus on her, which that's my focus.
Iv: Right? Yeah [laughing], true. Ehm, for, like with the convention, make sure to have, uh, a lot of fun- is- make sure to have a, y'know, push it with Fiona, have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, ehm...
Chris [interjects]: Obviously.
Iv: Yeah, because you know you are doing this for your mom, yeah, uh, make sure:- I'll be there, I'll be there,
watching, making sure that nobody is... [coughs]. Sorry, my throat. [coughs] ... Nobody is trying to hurt you, do anything like take photos of you two, I have- I have just a screenshot, y'know, like a slide-show of romantic stuff between you guys... Uhm, you, uh, th- Though, the dance would be awesome! We could take turns...
Chris [interjects]: Yeah.
Iv: ... I'd like to dance with her, too, then you guys could take it to slow-dance or whatever and, uh
Chris [interrupting]: Well, you see, well, we see what we can arrange, because she of- she only has the hotel room for the Friday night. And...
Iv [interjecting]: Right...
Chris: ... she, uh, will want to get home as- at home as quickly as possible, as she already made that agreement with her parents and I don't want [coughing] to disappoint- I don't want... [gets talked over]
Iv [still coughing]: Yeah, her mom is pretty strict about it, yeah. [clears throat]
Chris: Yeah, but I mean, obviously, if, uh- if, uh, she [hence/has?]- obviously, she is likely to, uh, to get back home before the Grand Galloping Gala [gets interrupted]
Iv: Oh, is she? Oh nooo, I wanted to-wanted to dance with her! Because I thought it'd be- I thought it'd be so cuute. Because it's- I'm there to protect you guys, right? I -obviously I wanted to join for, like, festivities with you two, but I wanted to take, like, uhm- I wanted to make a [owen/o-ric?] slide-show, like memory thingy of you guys together
Chris: Yeah, among and all the other [scientifi sketch? Like, a group name (that sounds something like that) or something?]...
Iv [interjects]: Yeah!
Chris: ... downtown are [heading/paying/going] for the convention as well
Iv: Right! But how are you feeling, Christine?
Chris [trying to continue still]: But then-
Iv [being persistent]: How are you feeling? 'Cuz I know there is a lot of societal pressure on you about like, uhm, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure, a lot of people, y'know, consciously- who judge- who would judge, y'know, there's a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful.
Chris: Yeah, it is. [something something hurt]
Iv: Yeah, I can imagine.
Chris [tries to continue speaking but gets drowned out by Iv]
Iv: I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah.
Chris: Well, it's still, but I'm still... [Iv coughs] but I still have Magi-Chan and Cryzel-Chan, so I...
Iv [interjects]: You always have them!
[cut]
Iv: I-I was pretty sure you like the idea of, uh, open relationships, right? But if, uh, Fiona really wants to,
like, commit and settle down with you would you take that seriously and stop having open relationships?
Chris: Uhm... well, I-I would consider I... I really would wish [cough] I could consider it, like, obviously [another cut?]
Iv: What if, uhm [clears throat], what if in, like, ten years after she is done with college and you still have a good relationship and she is going to be a beautiful woman and, y'know, everything, she says: "Christine, I really, really, really want to settle down with you, I love you from the bottom of my heart." What would you do?
Chris: Well, okay, well... After she's done with college and she's got herself organised, uhm, on the highly, highly unlikely event for this timeline that she doesn't meet her long-term sweetheart, who...
Iv [interjects]: Right
Chris: ... who would be ver- who would [be better?] for her, then, I would, definitely, be up for considering [gets talked over]
Iv: What do you think she has somebody else who is better for her?
Chris: Well, I mean, I can't reveal too many details, I just, uhm, can only say- I can only say that she's got [gets talked over]
Iv: Oh, is this some, uh, psychic thingy? Is it- did you look into the future?
Chris: [a very confident] Yes.
Iv: Ooh, okay.
[cut]
Chris: ... The incest fanfics have come true and shit.
Iv: I didn't even know there was such a thing, I didn't even know there was incest fanfic- Were they about you and Barbara? I can't believe that! I didn't even think that- I- I knew that you guys had a good relationship, but I always thought, uh, 'cuz I'm not huuge on christory and y'know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting and that's how I, uhm, got into you when I was younger, right?
But I had- I- I- I had- I hadn't any idea that Barbara was, uhm, that Barbara and you had this sort of relationship, I never got into any of those, uh, vibes. But, uhm, how did you approach her?
Chris: I approached her with care and caution.
Iv [interjects]: Mhm. [something knocks]
Chris: And... It was a- it was a [timed?] approach, so I just gave her comfort and talked
[sounds of glass being put down on a table] with her and we just branched out slow and steady and then I- I-and I approached her positively, let her make the first move, she wanted to do it...
Iv [interjects]: Oh, she did, really? She made the first move?
Chris: ... Yeah [tries to continue speaking, but gets drowned out].
Iv: Oh. Oh, really! Wooow, Barbara! [laughs] How did she do it, if you don't mind me asking? What was the first
move?
Chris: ... [sighs] Uhh, I don't remember it exa- uhm, well that was her first move, but my approach was... hm...
I forgot exactly what- what terminology the approach I used by- I approached with care and caution.
Iv: That's good.
Chris: And I was t- then I was [supposed?]- I was direct upfront with her for the most part...
Iv: That's good... In- How did she respond when you, uhm, when you approached her? What'd she say?
Chris: Th- I don- I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of- I think she was partially
confused at one point, but, but then she came around, obviously, for the more approaching- for the more
approaching than I was, uh, doing with her along the way.
Iv: Right. So she- [drowns out Chris] So she got into it. Well, how is- did you- how was the first kiss? You
kissed her? How did that feel, having known this woman for your whole life? How did that feel?
Chris: Oh, yea, I mean, simple, uhh, lip- lip-lock, uhh, lip to lip kiss contact but y'know, it was actually
good and felt right.
Iv: When did you start having feelings for Barbara?
Chris: Well, obviously for, y'know, well, for a long time, I mean I remember even mentioning some time
ago in one of my videos that I had a dreams where I had fr- fr- dreams where I sex with her, obviously, so...
Iv: Really? Yeah!
Chris: Yea, but yeah, that's right. The 'Oedipus complex'.
Iv: Oh, Oedipus, that's right, yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah. How- how- if you don't mind me asking, I know that's probably personal, but you don't have to answer, but how is the sex?[tv-noises in the background getting louder]
Chris: I'd say it was satisfactory, took a while, took a few tries t-
Iv: It took a few tries, yeah! She is a- [speaking over Chris] she's older
Chris: ... plus, uhh, also, she's very understanding about the whole thing as well, I was direct with her. Still direct and honest with her, make sure that I- I obviously I never gonna propose marriage to her, at all, 'cuz we're already daughter and... mom...
Iv: Yeah, mother and daughter... You know they say there is no [Chris tries to speak, but can't get through],
there is no stronger bond than a mother and a daughter... [small cut?]
Iv: Sorry?
Chris: We have been doing it every third night, and the first night being on June 27.
Iv: Oh, you have a routine? Huh!
Chris: Yeah... [gets interrupted]
Iv: Well, you two have a- you have a stable relationship, because you know it's not gonna end, like, if anything
happened you'd still be- you would still be, y'know, you would still be mother and daughter, y- it's not gonna, like, the explosive break-up, right? That's- at least that's comforting. Yeah.
Chris: Yeah...
Iv: Yeah.
Chris: Yeah.
Iv: So, you said something... June... June?
Chris [trying to talk]: It took a- It took a- It took a few few nights...
Iv: Right.
Chris: ... or two, it took a few nights to figure- figure out what ma- what felt right and what didn't feel right and [unintelligible]...
Iv: Does your mother enjoy it?
Chris: ... Yeah, she's ou- she's having a good time, right away.
Iv: She is? She is having a good time?
Chris: She- Yeah, especially with what we figured out
Iv: That's good to hear! Do you guys act more like mother and daughter or do you guys act more like, y'know,
lovers? When, like, say you come home from, y'know, the supermarket and you see Barbara, uhm, what do you say? "Hey, sweetheart!" or do you say: "Hi, mom."?
Chris: Yeah, I'm- I'm- I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time, now.
Iv: Oh, really?
Chris: So yeah, I'm more- I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point.
Iv: But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that- that's true, right? You're in an open relationship?
Chris: Yeah, it's- yeah, it's- it's an open relationship, between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I
made that quite clear with her, so... [gets talked over]
Iv: Right! So, is Barbara dating anybody else?
Chris: ... Well, uhh, she is not.
Iv [coughs]: No? [sniffles] But she is fine with you dating other people, right?
Chris: Yeah, she is okay.
Iv: Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that? [sniffles]
Chris: Hmm, well, obvi- we're not anything extravagant- but we do, uh- as often as possible- eat at the dinner table together...
Iv: Yeah.
Chris: We haven't been able to see in flesh lately because I had to switch to a soup diet becau- after getting a croown...
Iv: Mhm.
Chris: ... on my tooth is...
Iv: Oh, did you?
Chris: Yeah, all these [unintelligible]
Iv: Right.
Chris: Plus, she is still trying to remember her inner child] [unintelligible]
Iv: Yeah, right. That's true, yeah.
Chris: ... But I'm encouraging her towards the poss- towards the positives? and being like a homemaker [gets talked over]]
Iv: Yeah! Knowing- knowing you, Christine, I think that because you, I, uhh, I understand she's mature, y'know,
she is mature and she is wise, she is wise in her ways, uhm, y'know, she is experienced and she loves you and
you two have a great relationship, but wouldn't you want somebody who is younger, right? Who could keep up more with your energy?
Chris: I just-
Iv: Yeah
Chris: Uh, yeah, obviously, but, yeah, obviously, if I could find so- obviously, somebody, like- [gets talked over]
Iv: There is Fiona! Fiona is very interested in you! Fiona, yeah, Fiona is very interested in you. She's a s-suuper girl, yeah! [talking over Chris]
Chris: I know, but I have foreseen- I have looked into the future, I know she's gonna find her... better long-term sweetheart...
Iv [interrupting]: Fiona? [drinking]
Chris: ... on campus...
Iv: Are you sure? Because Fiona- Fiona talks to me saying how great you are and how much she loves you, right? Maybe the future can change, right? With fate?
Chris: Uhm, it's a possibility, but it [gets interrupted]
Iv: Why don't you try for her? Because, y'know, 'cuz, uhm, I'm sure, 'cuz Fiona- Fiona is consenting to an open relationship, right? I'm sure she is- you are fine with, uh, both of them now, but over time, right, Fiona, uhm, Fiona really, really, really adores you and she is a wonderful girl, I text her a lot, we chat, we- uhm, she has never said a single negative thing about you, she-she adores you, like... in... but she- she'd be more open to doing, like, stuff, like, y'know having spa days, getting pizza, going out together... y'know and she is a, uhm - she is newer- she is probably newer in the bedroom, but she is, uhm, she is willing to do it. She is willing to,
y'know, she is willing to have fun with you.
Chris: Yes, I agree and I appreciate all that and yeah, I'm making the, uhm, the short time- the short time count as best as I can with her [cut?]
Iv: And plus: she is young, she has a lot of time to- she ha s lot of time to, y'know, uh, travel, visit you, whatever and I- I mean, you- you've done long distance before, haven't you?
Chris: Uhh, yeah, long distance relationship is ba- [coughing, gets talked over]
Iv: Yeah, they suck, I know they suck, but what's important is that you make, uh, you make a relationship with her now and that way it will stay, like, forever, and she'll come back to you. Like, she'll come back to you...
Chris: Yeah.
Iv: ... I'm sure she would.
Chris: Yes, it is a possibility, but I am more- I am more open... And I'm thinking more on the entire likelihood and outcomes for this timeline, obviously. (obviously)
Iv: Sorry, I'm just trying to get it just [shuffling noises] [cut?]
Iv: a lot- a lot of time with your mom, like, whatever time you have left with her, that makes sense, because you know you don't know how long she has left so you just wanna- you- you don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?
Chris: Yea, obviously...
Iv: Mhm.
Chris: ... but y'know, still, uhm, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or closer
to my age, obviously, I don't know [maybe you know?]
Iv: You don't know anyone who is younger?
[Pause]
Chris: ... Not to- Not too many others at this- at this time, but, at least, obviously, I would by, uh [defamation time] and I'm attracting my twin flame...
[cut]
Chris: ...and we pr- we proceed towards it more slowly.
Iv: Mhm. Is that okay with the volume? For very- I can't I have a really bad ear, because I just- I got sick, like it killed my voice, it's hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now, go ahead?
Chris: Alright, so, anyway, uhm, I- w-with the events and everything and I was doing [unintelligible] I really
needed a sexual release...
Iv: Mhm.
Chris: ... And... Not too man- Not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to the
plate right in here...
Iv: Right?
Chris: ... so, and then the- everything- everything was coming into good alignment and...
Iv: Right?
Chris: ...it was in good, the signs were all there and then everything, even Emmanuel, y'know, 'God', just s- said- said it was okay and guided me towards it
Iv: God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't even need to worry about it, God himself said 'this is fine'
Chris: ... Yeah, yeah, and, uh, so, yeah. I gave a lot of time for myself, I was like 'okay, so I take a dive for it, so-
Iv [interrupts]: But how did this happen? How did this come about?
Chris [sighs]: Well, among which, just mainly I was very, very horny [discord notification sound] and I need a- a true and honest, uhm, relationship to come about, so, obviously this was one of the best ways to do it, despite it being with the and- I don't want to label it. Labels and all...
Iv: Right.
Chris: ... but it obviously...
[cuts off]
