(Incorrect) Movie synopses, based entirely off of the title.

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I have been watching some Disney classics and I had forgotten how diverse their catalog is. I can't go over everything but here few highlights that stood out for me.

Snow white and the seven dwarfs
A sequel to Tarzan where the ape man travels to Svalbarg a town near northpole. There he learns about snow and goes to save seven short tourists who got lost during a hike. Will Trazan find them or will the local polar bears get a snacks or seven?

Tangled
A holiday classic where a workaholic father learns the importance of spending time with his family after promising to put up the Christmas lights by himself.

The fox and the hound
A domentary about the russian silver fox domestication experiment. Large part of it is dedicated on an American woman getting a pet silver fox and how it's different from her experience of owning a norwegian elkhound.

Peter Pan
This daring coming of age comedy has everything from gods to OMG! Peter is a normal teenage boy except for a one thing. He is a son of the Greek god Pan. Peter has learn to appreciate his heritage even if comes with horns and horniness. Teenage hormones aren't joke in the best of times but this is ridiculous. Also grandpa Zeus might not have the best dating advice.
 
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Hang 'em High

After failing to deplatform a funny Internet drama forum, Lucas and his cohorts get together with some stools and some rope.
 
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Star Wars
Two actresses in their 40s fight it out in the tabloids with rumours and public clashes as they try to seduce a young director to cast them in a potentially oscar worthy role.
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture
The sequel.
Beginning immediately after the ending of the first film (Where they both decide that they don't need no man, and they team up to make their own oscar-worthy film) the friendship and grudging respect of the two stars is put to the test when the only finished copy of their 'motion picture' is stolen and they must go on an epic journey to get it back.

Amber the Hedgehog said:
I have been watching some Disney classics and I had forgotten how diverse their catalog is. I can't go over everything but here few highlights that stood out for me.
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Lady and the Tramp
A raunchy lesbian comedy, wherein a whore manages to seduce a stuffy upper class lady. They don't share a plate of spaghetti in this one though.
 
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Cocaine Bear

A fat, hairy gay man goes on a drug-fueled rampage through the bath houses of San Francisco, killing many of the children of the SF political class and tech-oligarchs. A task force of 'kill on sight' cops are brought in from rural Oregon to dispatch him. But, it turns out he's the last male descendent of a dying cartel boss, and he sends out an elite squad of female mercenaries to extract a 'genetic sample' from him before he dies. The hunt is on!
 
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Octopussy
Sci fi/Porn
After a teleportation experiment gone wrong, a scientist must must pleasure a hideous flesh monster made up of conjoined bodies of 8 women. You'll never guess why it's called octopussy.
 
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The Great Dictator
A factual documentary about Adolph Hitler's rise to power and his mobilization of the German state toward a single purpose.
 
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Turner Diaries- it’s basically Diary of a Wimpy Kid if he went to the gym and shaved his head.
 
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The Departed: a young couple struggle to navigate the difficulties and temptation of their long-distance relationship.

Taxi Driver: a South African indigenous crime thriller. Marcus Mogokane, professional taxi driver and hitman for the SA National Taxi Association, finds himself at odds with Chinese businessmen when they try to push in on his turf. Now he needs to fight back the only way he knows how: reckless driving and vehicular manslaughter.

Shark Tale: a documentary of the history of usury, from its origins in the near east, to its effects throughout medieval Europe, to modern-day banking.
 
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There Will Be Blood

Set against the backdrop of a catastrophic power failure and transportation collapse across the USA, one man (played by Sam Worthington) is an emergency worker trying to get a vital supply of donated blood to a hospital about to run out.

Ginger Snaps

A school-age comedy about two sisters who love baking and fall out over who created the recipe for their most popular treats. Eventually learning that sisterhood can overcome all things.

The Waterboy

A comedy.
 
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MAC and Me
It's 1992, after a Crips gangster in L.A survives a brutal gunfight, he picks up an unusual MAC-10 that happens to be gold plated. He then learns quickly from his higher-ups that this is a heirloom belonging to the Italian Mafia's don. When the Mafia finds out, they declare a full-on gang war against the Crips in order to retrieve this heirloom. Will the Crips manage to prevail?
 
The Running Man
Yiannis Kouros: The Documentary. As boring as a real marathon, and twice as long. Only for real fans.

Aliens
An immigrant family struggle with life, love and expectations in a new country. A "comedy" by Woody Allen.
 
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Finding Nemo -
An artsy introspective Italian film, wherein a man in the middle of a mid life crisis attempts to "find himself" but realizes that in truth he is a dull person and there is nobody there to find. (Nemo being Latin for nobody)
 
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King kong. A biopic about wwf wrestler big kong bundy and his rise to being a wrestling all star and becoming a king of the ring.

The ring. A romantic comedy about a guy about to propose when the ring goes down a sewer in NYC and he's gotta traverse the sewers just to find it.

In the mouth of madness. A psychological thriller about the horrors of a 19th century insane asylum.
 
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Get Out: The documentary of Julia Louis-Dreyfus focusing on her comedic rise (and stumbles) to fame from SNL to her iconic role as Elaine Benes"on Seinfeld.
Us: The heartwarming story of a couple that originally met on an anonymous online forum and their adorkable romance as they both struggle with finalizing their divorce, hoping to rekindle their love.
Nope: A weak willed man, finally learns how to stand up for himself and say "no" to everything he'd usually do thanks to Morgan Freeman as a wacky smartphone app that mysteriously appears and tells him how to nope his way to the top! He will finally become the man he's always wanted to be, but will this dope's hope be nope'd when he runs into Zendaya as his passive-aggressive ex that said he never stood up for himself?
 
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