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Does your romhack have as much deep lore as Naked Headless Mario Fights the Dick Nazis?
The annotations on sample vids once upon a time were something to behold
Mario was sitting around. He'd just rescued Princess Toadstool from the bastard that is Koopa. It was time for him to get some well deserved rest. Mario slept quite well. Dreaming dreams of pasta and whatever else it is italian guys dream about. Upon waking... Mario went about his business. He took a piss, started a pot of coffee, brushed his mustache. Something was missing though... AHH! The morning paper! Mario made his way to the door and walked outside. What he saw when he got outside shocked him. In the sky was a giant brown portal. There was a giant anus coming out of it, and from that anus, thousands of giant penis men were spewing violently into the neighborhood. These penises were really fucking the place up bad too. Drawing swasticas everywhere and raping everyone in sight! Mario was horrified, but sprung into action. Using his amazing jumping abilities, he attempted to fight off the penis monsters! Unfortunately for Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom as a whole, he was quickly overpowered, and knocked out
Mario woke up in a dark room, tied to a chair, naked, and beaten a pulp. There was very little light, all of which came from a small peephole in the door directly across from where he was sitting. Mario's vision was blurred, and his butthole hurt terribly. He wondered just how he was going to get out of this. He wondered if Koopa was behind it... Why would Koopa do this? the door opened. 2 giant penis guards acompanied and even bigger penis. The biggest penis had a mustache, but not like marios. It was very well groomed. The biggest penis spoke
"so you wish to defy the Dick Nazis do you?" it uttered in a german accent. Mario was shocked, these penises were not only organized, but they even had a name for themselves, and could speak! "What the fuck is wrong with you?!" Mario growled. The penis spoke again: "I am Hitlers Penis and I control this world now." Mario started "who the fuck made you-" One of the guards shoved itself into Marios mouth before he could finish, nearly breaking his jaw. "You know, you may be able to defeat the likes of King Koopa, but you can never seem to outright kill him, no?" Hitlers penis continued "Well, we've taken care of that. It's now time to take care of you." Mario bit down on the penis guard in his mouth as hard as he could. It's spurted semen into his mouth, which burned like acid. The penis withdrew as Mario screamed in agony. Hitlers Penis laughed a hearty laugh and uttered the words "kill him" as he walked out. The two guards pulled out a chainsaw, and started reving it
Mario was already in terrible pain from the spooge burns, but none of that would compare to the pain he felt next. The chainsaw was rusty, and clearly dull. It inched closer and closer to his neck. The Dick Nazi held the chainsaw, reving it a mere inch away from it for what seemed like an eternity. Mario could not move at all. The semen had paralyzed him. A camera was wheeled into the room. "use this to broadcast it to the mushroom men" a DIck Nazi ordered. They were going to kill morale right then and there. Mario was the only hope of the Mushroom Kingdom. Televisions across the country were tuned into it. Not that the citizens had noticed though. They were all either dead, being horrifically raped, or being castrated so their dicks could be added to the army of dicks that was ravaging everything in sight
The chainsaw finally made contact after several minutes of reving. Mario Screamed a scream that deafened everyone in ear shot. The blades were cutting very slowly and sloppily. There was blood everywhere. The Dick Nazis watching on tv as they simultaniously raped and cheered. Thrusting into the asses and mouths of the Toads as they pumped their fists in delight! Mario screamed until the chainsaw made contact with his throat. Blood was filling his lungs, and was covering the walls. Eventually, his head reached the floor. Mario had been brutally decapitated
The Dick Nazis were unsure just what to do with Mario's dead body. They ended up throwing the body into a dumpster, but the whereabouts of the head are unknown at this time
6 days passed. Not once did the portal anus stop shitting Dick Nazis. Nearly every Mushroom Kingdom Inhabitant had been raped, killed, or both. Some, were being held hostage, used a sex slaves for the Dick Nazis in their newly built fortresses. Their minds currupted beyond repair by the Dick Nazis poisonous spooge. It was truly a fate worse than death itself...
The Dick Nazis had noticed that the body in the dumpster had not decomposed. A few of them thought they'd heard obscenities being uttered from it, but were too busy drawing dicks everywhere to investigate. on the night of the 6th day, a Naked, Headless Mario sprung from that dumpster and massacred a entire troupe of Dick Nazis. It screamed, "FUCK YOU FAGGOT NIGGER COCKSUCKING FAGGOT NIGGERS!" and ran off into the night. What happens after this is up to you
You are Naked Headless Mario
Mario woke up in a dark room, tied to a chair, naked, and beaten a pulp. There was very little light, all of which came from a small peephole in the door directly across from where he was sitting. Mario's vision was blurred, and his butthole hurt terribly. He wondered just how he was going to get out of this. He wondered if Koopa was behind it... Why would Koopa do this? the door opened. 2 giant penis guards acompanied and even bigger penis. The biggest penis had a mustache, but not like marios. It was very well groomed. The biggest penis spoke
"so you wish to defy the Dick Nazis do you?" it uttered in a german accent. Mario was shocked, these penises were not only organized, but they even had a name for themselves, and could speak! "What the fuck is wrong with you?!" Mario growled. The penis spoke again: "I am Hitlers Penis and I control this world now." Mario started "who the fuck made you-" One of the guards shoved itself into Marios mouth before he could finish, nearly breaking his jaw. "You know, you may be able to defeat the likes of King Koopa, but you can never seem to outright kill him, no?" Hitlers penis continued "Well, we've taken care of that. It's now time to take care of you." Mario bit down on the penis guard in his mouth as hard as he could. It's spurted semen into his mouth, which burned like acid. The penis withdrew as Mario screamed in agony. Hitlers Penis laughed a hearty laugh and uttered the words "kill him" as he walked out. The two guards pulled out a chainsaw, and started reving it
Mario was already in terrible pain from the spooge burns, but none of that would compare to the pain he felt next. The chainsaw was rusty, and clearly dull. It inched closer and closer to his neck. The Dick Nazi held the chainsaw, reving it a mere inch away from it for what seemed like an eternity. Mario could not move at all. The semen had paralyzed him. A camera was wheeled into the room. "use this to broadcast it to the mushroom men" a DIck Nazi ordered. They were going to kill morale right then and there. Mario was the only hope of the Mushroom Kingdom. Televisions across the country were tuned into it. Not that the citizens had noticed though. They were all either dead, being horrifically raped, or being castrated so their dicks could be added to the army of dicks that was ravaging everything in sight
The chainsaw finally made contact after several minutes of reving. Mario Screamed a scream that deafened everyone in ear shot. The blades were cutting very slowly and sloppily. There was blood everywhere. The Dick Nazis watching on tv as they simultaniously raped and cheered. Thrusting into the asses and mouths of the Toads as they pumped their fists in delight! Mario screamed until the chainsaw made contact with his throat. Blood was filling his lungs, and was covering the walls. Eventually, his head reached the floor. Mario had been brutally decapitated
The Dick Nazis were unsure just what to do with Mario's dead body. They ended up throwing the body into a dumpster, but the whereabouts of the head are unknown at this time
6 days passed. Not once did the portal anus stop shitting Dick Nazis. Nearly every Mushroom Kingdom Inhabitant had been raped, killed, or both. Some, were being held hostage, used a sex slaves for the Dick Nazis in their newly built fortresses. Their minds currupted beyond repair by the Dick Nazis poisonous spooge. It was truly a fate worse than death itself...
The Dick Nazis had noticed that the body in the dumpster had not decomposed. A few of them thought they'd heard obscenities being uttered from it, but were too busy drawing dicks everywhere to investigate. on the night of the 6th day, a Naked, Headless Mario sprung from that dumpster and massacred a entire troupe of Dick Nazis. It screamed, "FUCK YOU FAGGOT NIGGER COCKSUCKING FAGGOT NIGGERS!" and ran off into the night. What happens after this is up to you
You are Naked Headless Mario
The annotations on sample vids once upon a time were something to behold
