Insane proposal to fix the incel problem

[JamusActimus]

I have been thinking lately about whether the incel issue has gotten worse in recent years due to the massive influx of MENA and Indian users on the Internet.

Incel lingo call them broncels, rices and currycels.

I have to admit it's hilarious

 

[Vibromatic Heart Bed]

I'd like to ask you, as I'm in this predicament, and you're representing the "standards" view. What if I'm a hopeless 25+ incel, but right now have an opportunity to marry an absolute 70 IQ lolcow - and I'm probably 120 IQ (sounds retarded, but I'm just brutally honest)? She has legit not uttered a single worthwhile thought in 6 months of daily conversation.

Whereas the moment I get to talk to literally any other person, I remember that they have their own feelings, ideas, beliefs... Like thos other day a random girl told me that people will forget me if I only talk and don't game with them. That's an unexpectedly profound thought - tied to the whole transactional nature of relationships, as opposed to purely platonic.

Does your charge apply to my case? Should I lower my standards in this most unique chance to acquire a hand-holding experience (and whatever sex even is or feels like)? Because the looks is absolutely irrelevant in this case, she could look like Mao Zedong and I wouldn't care...

70 IQ is borderline retarded, and sex with retards doesn't count. The disparity in intelligence means there will inevitably be a power imbalance that feels exploitative and gross. If I knew of a virgin who fucked a retard out of desperation, he'd become even worse than a virgin, I'd now consider him unfuckable in the future. And that goes for either gender (i.e. a 120 IQ female fucking a 70 IQ male would be gross and weird)

Keep trying to find someone at the same level as you, I promise they exist, because you exist and you're not special.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

I have been thinking lately about whether the incel issue has gotten worse in recent years due to the massive influx of MENA and Indian users on the Internet.

Certainly worse in terms of frequency but incel spaces (and probably the mano-/redpillsphere as a whole) have been majority non-white since the late 00s at least.

 

[Celestial Peace]

considering third world women are typically ugly and bellow the standards of even the most desperate man.

Can't speak for other countries but here most women are not very attractive.

Even if you don't take into account SJW woke bizarrefest fashion most women (and also men) are quite lacking in beauty overall. Maybe it has something to do with most people being the breed of drunk Portuguese settlers, Injuns and Black slaves which grants them some weird facial features.

Not to mention cosmetic procedures here are popular but only to enhance booty and tits in a very artificial method.

Incels here complain about this too but simping culture here makes matters worse.

It's not like they differ from standard appearance.

 

[Adûnâi]

So you mean instead of physical standards you're talking about intellectual ones? I don't know, I never thought about that much. Of things I value in women, being a braniac's pretty low on the list, but that's probably because I'm no genius myself. But if that borderline actual retard genuinely loves you then that should count for more than smarts.

Holy shit, people have actually started replying, thank you so much!

Yes, she does "love" me, but I'm not sure whether that word can apply to her at all? My physical standards = fucking 0. Borderline "every hole is a queen". But I wouldn't even like to have sex with said hole, I just want to hold hands with a human being who's not a male (as that would be gay). Literally. I have no other choice.

Of course, I'd like an intellectual, but I feel like I'm so desperate, I would accommodate a normie, too. (Granted, a normie would cuck me and shit in my mouth, so I probably wouldn't, but eh). I understand normies, and can sympathise with them - be it their quirks such as religion, or fashion, or travelling, all foreign concepts to me, but I would respect them and talk to them still.

But she has no interests at all. Doesn't even watch YouTube. Not a normie even.

Never marry or even date someone you have such contempt for.

Thinking women can come even close to be as interesting m, witty or thought provoking as men is an illusion but your partner should be a a minimum intellectually stimulating.

On the suicide forum, I got to know at least 3-4 females who were incredibly intelligent (one actually from the Ivy League's female equivalent). And in 2023, I was talking to a Japanese girl (now dead) who had a better command of English than I did, at the age of 18. (No, she was not using a translator, she was making typos and typed like a human, not copypasting.)

Females can be incredibly smart, in my own experience. And I'm more far-right than Hitler, I'm merely ruthlessly honest.

70 IQ is borderline retarded, and sex with retards doesn't count. The disparity in intelligence means there will inevitably be a power imbalance that feels exploitative and gross. If I knew of a virgin who fucked a retard out of desperation, he'd become even worse than a virgin, I'd now consider him unfuckable in the future. And that goes for either gender (i.e. a 120 IQ female fucking a 70 IQ male would be gross and weird)

Keep trying to find someone at the same level as you, I promise they exist, because you exist and you're not special.

Well, I'm Ukrainian under house arrest, never talked to a single human being in my life aside from my mom (and teachers), so first, I will have no chance until Elon Musk penetrates my brain (UwU), and second, I'm borderline retarded as well, so you should probably be chill with that?

How can I search for anyone if I cannot go outside? This future gf of mine is the only girl quirky enough to be willing to agree to my conditions.

 

[Fapcop]

I'd like to ask you, as I'm in this predicament, and you're representing the "standards" view. What if I'm a hopeless 25+ incel, but right now have an opportunity to marry an absolute 70 IQ lolcow - and I'm probably 120 IQ (sounds retarded, but I'm just brutally honest)? She has legit not uttered a single worthwhile thought in 6 months of daily conversation.

Go for it my khokhol incel friend!

People get together for the weirdest of reasons. And once you start dating her, you may just find that your love and respect for her grows the more you get to know her.

Also: Pretty sure she isn’t actually “70 iq” just because she doesn’t have an opinion on political shit or world war 2 or whatever. Her interests probably go in a different way. Hopefully cooking, nesting and cleaning up after men?

 

[DSHK]

Offer them the opportunity to take war brides in exchange for military service, declare war on China and send them to the front. Most of them will be killed and the survivors will have a woman and wont be a threat to anyone.

 

[xn--mck1c]

and big booty Latinas on the way here.

You're supposed to launch the spics to the sun with the niggers, not bring more over!

As a saner idea, enforce sociable dogs for single men. All men having to take dogs for a walk is a nice way to feel less lonely and get out and also a nice way for women to approach men comfortably, which is pretty rare these days.

Having to watch a dog sniff it's own shit for minutes on end and then having to clean it up later would NOT make me more sociable.
There are plenty of neglected pets, forcing it on unwilling owners probably wouldn't help.

 

[Adûnâi]

Go for it my khokhol incel friend!

Thanks^^

And once you start dating her, you may just find that your love and respect for her grows the more you get to know her.

Sadly, I have been texting her for 6 months at this point, every single day for 5-10 hours (the time varies, and she's not hat clingy, but one of her only few requirements has been me being online every day - despite the possible power outages).

Thankfully, it's not intellectually demanding, so I can just text her meaningless stuff (and it's worse than small talk), all the while watching YouTube.

Also: Pretty sure she isn’t actually “70 iq” just because she doesn’t have an opinion on political shit or world war 2 or whatever. Her interests probably go in a different way. Hopefully cooking, nesting and cleaning up after men?

See, you don't exactly believe me. I vaguely comprehend what normies are. My mom gets triggered when I call my slaveowner a "murderous Jewish clown", a girl I got to know on the Slowly app has told me outright not to talk about suicide or religion, and a khakhel woman I heard on radio in July mentioned the word "under the heel man" (the Russian for "simp" before "simp" existed) in a retardedly unaware sort of way.

And in each and every case I was relatively comfortable with that. I'm actually fully kind to accommodate such normie quirks. Such as how my mom loves perfumes and travelling. Or how that Christian girl had issues with her family. Or how I could imagine patiently asking the radio normie woman about why she thinks simps to be evil, and how maybe she could look at it differently.

In a word, while my brain is a supercharged 140 IQ failed genius (don't quote me on that), I could totally slow down and stoop to such lowly specimens. But these specimens have to be interested in =something at all at least!= Absolutely anything! They need to feel alive, not as lifeless dolls.

The eminent Quebecois biologist Jean-François Gariépy famously married a retarded woman (who may or may not have perished at the Gaza chimpout), and he told me to find love under the mushroom clouds (I paid him 5 USD for that lmao, this happened).

Thankfully, such retards are rare. But still, it is so disheartening. And as I have never experienced sex, I'm not even sure it's a worthwhile thing to pursue? I also have phimosis, but then again, =she's willing to accommodate any and all of my autistic fetishes=...

Apologies for subverting this thread (oy vey), but incels on their forum are unironically low-IQ niggerinoes, alas. Even their closed sub-forum is mostly wordless drivel, and one-line responses. Not all, there were some intelligent people there, but then again, what can they say? An incel will always yearn for sex, and a normie will forever be privileged cattle, whereas I'm lost between the two tribes in an autistic astral...

 

[Fapcop]

An incel will always yearn for sex, and a normie will forever be privileged cattle, whereas I'm lost between the two tribes in an autistic astral...

Nah… Incels aren’t yearning for sex, 100$ could fix that. They’re yearning for connection, and it kinda sounds like you want the same thing. Physical as well as emotional.

Sadly, I have been texting her for 6 months at this point, every single day for 5-10 hours (the time varies, and she's not hat clingy, but one of her only few requirements has been me being online every day - despite the possible power outages).

Look, as someone who have been around the block, online or even Skype isn’t the same as in person.

Relationships are more than just sitting and talking all day, and you may find irl that all the reuirements you have come up with in your head and in your fantasies aren’t all that important. Or maybe not.

But you’ll never know until you find out.

I also have phimosis,

There is a pretty straightforward solution to that. Are you worried it’ll make you a crypto kike or something.

(And no, you want lose “all sensation” lol)

What I’m saying here is go out and live a little. It may work out, it may not. Or maybe it’ll work for a while and give you the confidence to go out and find true love.

But you don’t want to sit here in a decade and sperg about some other online romance you don’t have the actual courage to do something about.

Incels don’t become old. They either off themselves or get busted for sex crimes.

So… Just do it?

 

[Spiny Rumples]

phimosis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis#Treatment

Patients are advised to stop exacerbating masturbation techniques and are encouraged to masturbate by moving the foreskin up and down so as to mimic more closely the action of sexual intercourse. After giving this advice Beaugé noted not once did he have to recommend circumcision.[33][34]

git gud

 

[Adûnâi]

Nah… Incels aren’t yearning for sex, 100$ could fix that.

Bold of you to assume every incel to live in areas where prostitution is legal (namely, Germany? And Australia?).

Sure, maybe those laws aren't as stringently enforced, but expecting someone to break the law when they're already isolated and clueless is kind of harsh.

They’re yearning for connection, and it kinda sounds like you want the same thing. Physical as well as emotional.

That is true, although I can get it online somewhat? Such as writing letters on Slowly. But it didn't necessarily work, and it's so much work keeping up the social connections (that's what I realised at the age of 15, when I had this chance to play a clown in a local school laughing contest one time).

Relationships are more than just sitting and talking all day, and you may find irl that all the reuirements you have come up with in your head and in your fantasies aren’t all that important. Or maybe not.

Umm, it was her requirement, did you read it correctly? It's a really weird one, too, as nobody else has demanded me to be online literally every day like a zombie. And she's saying she loves me and feels an "emotional connection" with me - even though we have never talked about emotions at all, it's all been rather detached and robotic.

Again, she's a certified lolcow, of mediocre fame, keep that in mind. So I guess, you may be turning slightly white knight-ish for a lolcow, just because incels are lower in your hierarchy? (Apologies if this sounds harsh, it's ok to have hierarchies.)

There is a pretty straightforward solution to that. Are you worried it’ll make you a crypto kike or something.

No, while I respect the state of Israel and Prophet Muhammad (PBUH), I'm not gonna cut off a piece of my penis, ew.

The best solutions to phimosis are fauxing and, of course, licking. (I literally purchased a harness in July 2023 just because I was feeling funny). My only sexual fantasy involving penile sex has only ever been cowgirl riding anyway (before I even learned I had phimosis, yes, I was that clueless, kind of like an Amish), the rest wouldn't involve using my dick at all.

What I’m saying here is go out and live a little. It may work out, it may not. Or maybe it’ll work for a while and give you the confidence to go out and find true love.

I'm under an indefinite house arrest due to being a male in the Ukraine. And she's likely the only human being willing to put up with that. Even though on multiple occasions I have told her that she would better find a male that's not bound to indoors existence. (And no, cuckoldry is NOT my fetish, I was merely being a good little Christcuck, thinking what's best for her.)

But then again, she has been swindled out of money and literally beaten by men in her lolcow life, and apparently 90% of females have mocked her and wished her death over her being single (my mom is in utter disbelief at this story), so considering how much of a simp white knight I am, I could maybe help her? I dunno whether it counts.

Incels don’t become old. They either off themselves or get busted for sex crimes.

I've known three incels aged 30+. One has recently ascended at the age of 34. It happens. Although probably not for me, life is already dull at my age, and sui fuel here is super affordable.

Overall, what would I like from a girl?
1. Talks.
2. Caning.
3. Cuddles.

I guess, cuddling is fine... I haven't touched an organism since I was 5 (aside from handshakes).

 

[Ælfrǣd]

>Institute mandatory conscription for all virginal adults
>Start frivolous military campaigns in a bunch of random shithole countries that nobody cares about
>No conscripts may return without taking home a war bride
It really is that simple.

Worked for the Romans

 

[KittyGremlin]

The Elliot type Snobbish entitled Incel who thinks he deserves a 10/10 sexy blonde girl, he cannot get laid because of his arrogance and shitty attitude.

These types blame other men too, and will screw you over at the slightest chance of getting pussy.