Insurrection 2021

[Terrifik]

Well Look like this the close for 2020!

Edit : Happy Year of the OX

The Oxes' Personality: Diligent, Dependable...​

Having an honest nature, Oxes are known for diligence, dependability, strength and determination. These reflect traditional conservative characteristics.

Women Oxes are traditional, faithful wives, who attach great importance to their children's education.

For male oxes, they are strongly patriotic, have ideals and ambitions for life, and attach importance to family and work.

Having great patience and a desire to make progress, Oxes can achieve their goals by consistent effort. They are not much influenced by others or the environment, but persist in doing things according to their ideals and capabilities.

Before taking any action, Oxes will have a definite plan with detailed steps, to which they apply their strong faith and physical strength. As a result, people of the Ox zodiac sign often enjoy great success.

Oxes are weakest in their communication skills. They are not good at communicating with others, and even think it is not worthwhile to exchange ideas with others. They are stubborn and stick to their own ways.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

Real talk, both the literal communists and literal fascists want the Qboomers to get into a fight with law enforcement and wage jihad on the GOVERNMENT THAT STOLE THE ELECTION!!!!!!!! because it tremendously benefits the both of their efforts towards "revolution," or at least the idea that accelerationism and the breakdown of civic society are more fertile soil than a steady, if boring mundanity.

So of course antifa is going to goad the motorized scooter boomer brigade, but the shock troops aren't going to have the faintest clue why beyond "them bad." They also tend to riot in DC for literally every presidential election, so.

 

[JosephStalin]

Give to the sick, indebted American populace? Nah, there's better uses
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Seriously, the GOP is fucking themselves in the ass with a barbed-wire covered dildo. I'm a Trump guy all the way but McConnell's fucking this up, unless he knows something we don't. GIVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THE MONEY. WE CAN AFFORD TO BORROW IT. AMERICANS FIRST, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Welcome to 2021 you sycophantic mongoloids, time to wake up and smell the ashes

 

[Terrifik]

Welcome to 2021 you sycophantic mongoloids, time to wake up and smell the ashes
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Incorrect we have a Internet & Society to Burn

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Welcome to 2021 you sycophantic mongoloids, time to wake up and smell the ashes
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Goodbye to free speech. Hello to re-education camps and economic depression.

 

[I-chi]

Happy New Year I suppose. I dunno, speaking realistically it feels like too much has shifted for anything resembling normalcy to actually return. I guess I'll buy a drink for anybody who remains adamant that it'll be boring and uneventful, I just don't see it. Could very much be wrong.

Whatever, here's to the most fucked year in our country's history. Better luck next year.

 

[José Mourinho]

I can't wait for the Trumpers to shit their pants and do nothing on the 6th. Or, they'll actually try something and will suddenly not be "Blue Lives Matter" when the cops go in dry on them. Either way, it will be hilarious.

If they can crawl out of their mom's basements first

 

[the fall of man]

> caring about politics in current year

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

All hail Xi Jingping! Happy new year.

 

[Pissmaster]

Lol, so we've already had the retarded street shitter, Shiva Ayyadurai, who pretends to have 'invented Email' join the Trump grifter fray...

The latest pretend inventor to put his oar in is a man whose real name is Jeffrey Jovan Philyaw (1964-12-19), who for the purposes of self-promotion changed his name to Jovan Hutton Pulitzer. Why would he change his name in this manner one might ask? Well, it's because he's been a scammer for decades, not as long as Donald Trump admittedly, but this is a man who was in on the Dot Com Bubble.

Philyaw was the 'inventor' behind the ueCat, a crippled barcode scammer that was mailed out in the millions to Forbes and Wired subscribers in an attempt to spy on them.
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The ueCat scam lost his investors $180 million

More recently he has focused on more traditional scams, such as creating fake historical artifacts and selling glass and cubic zirconia as 'gemstone spotting' training aids.

His new 'invention' appears to be along the lines of his previous ones, which involved running a great 'demo' for investors solidly based on total bullshit, without an actual functioning product or reasonable business plan.

It turns out that if you have an accomplice take an 'electronic poll book'- an Android tablet that has software installed that provides a full on-device copy of all registered voters for a precinct, to be used off-line on the day of the vote with all wireless functions disabled, and then you turn on the wireless functions and install TeamViewer, you can control that generic Android tablet remotely. AMAZING HACKING FROM MR. PULITZER!
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https://twitter.com/JBryanEure/status/1344372325932740608

Note that these tablets are not, you know, actually used to vote...

He has also been running some other line of bullshit where he claims that there were millions of fake ballots which he can detect readily through some mysterious method. Proof of this is.. not in evidence.

Same as they ever were
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Do you know anything more about Philyaw/Pulitzer?

He's sure got a lot of patents, and under two names, too. https://patents.google.com/?inventor=Jeffry+Jovan+Philyaw & https://patents.google.com/?inventor=Jovan+Hutton+Pulitzer

I also found this long transcription of an interview on a Wordpress site that looks to have been opened just to post this, for whatever reason. (archive) It starts out with the host doing a mild ribbing at him for changing his name, and he launches into a giant spiel about how a lot of famous people change their names to be more marketable, and then he launched into a story about how he changed his name because a big burly stalker followed him home and showed up to his door holding flowers for him.

This is what he looks like:

Weirdly enough though, I can't find the actual interview, nor any proof that a show, column, podcast, or anything called "Technology Superstars" starring Michael Williams exists. Just that transcript. And oddly, there's another copy of that same interview on another Wordpress site, also apparently registered just to post that.

What's going on here? Those Wordpress blogs seem like SEO, but the interview (from what I read, anyway) sure isn't flattering.

A bit more digging, and I found his C.V. from Stanford University (archive), and an entertaining Slashdot thread from 2003 (archive). And hey, someone from Slashdot looked up and posted his WHOIS info for his websites! Thanks fren from 18 years ago!



Most of the Wayback Machine's entries on museumcrystals.com throw up an error, though the earliest entries work. (archive)



There's not a lot to them, though oddly, the pictures on the website are extremely high resolution by 2003 standards, and around 200kb each. Naughty naughty!

VertuDC.com is long since dead, and archive.org didn't archive it. Weird.

 

[HumanHive]

> caring about politics in current year

Some of us have jobs related to politics.
Kill me.

 

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Do you know anything more about Philyaw/Pulitzer? Any more scams?

He's also- as you can see on his LinkedIn- trademarked the 'Pulitzer' alias he goes by. It would be interesting to see what would happen if a journalist contacted a few of the companies he lists in his LinkedIn bio to enquire about how he was involved with them.

There's a good roundup of various archeological scams he's been involved with as the COMMANDER of TREASUREFORCE here.

He has 'authored' a number of books, including treasure hunting guides for every single state in the US that look suspiciously like they might just contain Wikipedia articles from Category:Treasure in XXXXXX State, and a guide on how to eat your dog.

Amazon.com: Commander's How to Cut Off Your Arm and Eat Your Dog eBook: Pulitzer, Commander, Cacheology Society and Institute of the United Kingdom, Cacheology Society of America, National Treasure Society, Cline, Christopher, Pulitzer, Baron Hutton

Buy Commander's How to Cut Off Your Arm and Eat Your Dog: Read Kindle Store Reviews - Amazon.com

www.amazon.com

 

[the fall of man]

Some of us have jobs related to politics.
Kill me.

At least you didn’t learn to code, the tech industry is like being the cuck who actually starts the sissy hypno thread that ruins America

 

[Terrifik]

 

[Pissmaster]

He's also- as you can see on his LinkedIn- trademarked the 'Pulitzer' alias he goes by. It would be interesting to see what would happen if a journalist contacted a few of the companies he lists in his LinkedIn bio to enquire about how he was involved with them.

There's a good roundup of various archeological scams he's been involved with as the COMMANDER of TREASUREFORCE here.

He has 'authored' a number of books, including treasure hunting guides for every single state in the US that look suspiciously like they might just contain Wikipedia articles from Category:Treasure in XXXXXX State, and a guide on how to eat your dog.
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Amazon.com: Commander's How to Cut Off Your Arm and Eat Your Dog eBook: Pulitzer, Commander, Cacheology Society and Institute of the United Kingdom, Cacheology Society of America, National Treasure Society, Cline, Christopher, Pulitzer, Baron Hutton

Buy Commander's How to Cut Off Your Arm and Eat Your Dog: Read Kindle Store Reviews - Amazon.com

www.amazon.com

andytheargumentativearchaeologist.com is definitely one of the worst URLs I've ever seen

Anyway, thanks, I edited my post above with more stuff I found. So he's a serial grifter, and his only big scam was the Cuecat?

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

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The projection and delusions are more absurd than any Q-boomer.

 

[the fall of man]

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There I was, sharing pictures of my wife’s son lying on top of a drag queen in a library, and all of a sudden my mom flipped out and kicked me out of the room! My grandma started crying, what did Drumph do to this country

 

[HumanHive]

There I was, sharing pictures of my wife’s son lying on top of a drag queen in a library, and all of a sudden my mom flipped out and kicked me out of the room! My grandma started crying, what did Drumph do to this country

Alexander Hamilton didn't die for this.

 

[(‿ˠ‿)]

The projection and delusions are more absurd than any Q-boomer.

I live in a super-red rural area in a solidly red state. I saw Biden signs in several people's yards, almost always with a UNION PROUD HOME sign next to it, and you know what the response was? their Trump-supporting neighbors put up bigger Trump signs right at the property line and literally nothing else, the supposed wave of anti-Biden violence that never was is pure martyr-complex bullshit