It's hard to find solid intel on this guy. If you google him you just come up with this reality TV show bullshit. He knows how to hide in plain sight and has apparently spent at least the last decade creating some kind of smokescreen. If you dig deeper you start to notice some things though. Most of his pictures show him with other individuals. Not unusual, right? Until you notice they're black. Still not THAT unusual but then when you do research on the people he's meeting some stuff starts to click.
Couldn't find much about his personal life and if you follow him it's mostly a trail of investments, He had the foresight to buy into budding companies that appealed to the next generation and even has some smaller projects of his own in the works. He was one of the major backers of a small beverage company back in 2002. Maybe you've heard of them. They're called Monster Beverage Corporation. Yeah, Monster Energy Drinks. Alecsaxon seems to put quite a bit of money into products he feels will appeal to "impressionable white heterosexual youths" (his words). He apparently prides the fact that his money comes from young white men. Any time you see something marketed as "extreme" or "edgy" then odds are Tyronian had a hand in it.
"The other day I was being driven around another generic suburb when I glanced out my limo window and saw a group of white teens hanging around a 7/11. One of the boys pulled out one of my drinks from his backpack and pressed that long, black cylinder case up against his lips as if it was Manna from the Heavens. I felt pure ecstasy." - Tyronian Alecsaxon, anonymous source
Don't worry, those are from Deagle Nation fans. Let me explain what you're hearing: Fast faint clapping is also known as ffapping. They're applauding you for your hard work in bringing this criminal to justice. It's faint because loud clapping would wake up their moms and get them in trouble. So instead of loud, they have to do it fast. You're probably also hearing heavy breathing, because it takes a lot of physical exertion to clap so fast. Good work. It's not every day that you're rewarded for your efforts with the sounds of countless strong, muscular men ffapping.
I was fearful of revealing this information, but this is of crucial danger to many regions of mid-Africa.
What I have discovered today is that, in accordance with the style format that Big Stank Dick Dad set with his suit-wearing habit, Dicksquad agents are working to turn nations of Africa gay in order to have their homeland for their own kind, with all non-gays to either be converted or purged.
Here is a photo of three Dicksquad agents in Ghana surveying traffic in order to find people to walk up to and register into their gay ranks:
It seems they have even sent in some of the senior members of Dicksquad, possibly even the same men they are using to push the gay black agenda in Hollywood this year:
What it seems to me is that they are using the prospect of stylish dress and seemingly higher culture to try to subliminally convert people in Africa into homosexuality, with the large text of "NO MORE RAPE AND DEATH" hiding the fine print that it will just be gay rape and death of all non-gays on the continent. The worst part is they are doing this in the mid-section nations of Africa, meaning that if they take hold they essentially have a griphold on Africa, corering the more Islamic north and the more democratic south with a Rainbow Curtain that would descend over Africa, and with it they may try to spread upward into Europe, relying on the liberalism that is going rampant there at this time. This isn't just trying to turn a land into gay Mecca, this is a power move by Big Stank Dick Dad to try and outplay the Illuminati for falling back with their manipulation of rap culture to take control of cities in the continental United States. Be warned, the Rainbow Curtain can fall at any moment.
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This may not be the best time (or the safest place) to post this, but I just got some big intel on the latest Dick Squad cell forming in my hometown, Washington DC.
Backstory
So to start off, I am not afraid to admit that I have a gambling addiction. Two months ago I was going to try and double my paycheck to pay for my rent, but I lost it all. I needed to get cash fast, and low and behold a rather flamboyant man approaches me as I reach my car's door. There were red flags, sure, he was wearing some really gay zoot suit and stuff, but I was too caught up in my own problems to care, and he offered to help. He ended up giving me $20,000 cash. All he wanted in return was for me to give it back to him by the end of the month. I couldn't give him the money back, and guess why. That casino is going to be the death of me. So, for the next 2 weeks he would send his operatives to upload pictures gay porn to my office computer, constantly video call me on skype with them jacking off, mail me gay lingerie laced with ricin, and send in "night raids." I never saw it coming... I'm not talking about it...
... Then I got a text from the man, there was a way out. I just had to say exactly what he said in latin. They were actually forcibly converting me to Glans Masonry, but I didn't realize it until it was too late. I was one of them now, and had to do the boss' bidding... Or so I thought. I logged into Deagle Nation later on, and got really inspired by the community and the marine's attitude there. I realized that I didn't have to take this constant bullying by these Dick Squad guys, so I immediately went and got converted at my nearest catholic church. "Live fast, fight hard, no regrets!" as legendary marine John Cena would say. "In 1985, if you were a wrestling fan, you were into Hogan. That's just how it is." - Also by John Cena, I just thought I'd throw that out there. He's a good man. Anyway, I am going to reveal to you three of my colleagues from the 'Squad.
Deshawn R. "xCR4SH_OV3RRID3x69x" Lincoln, Age 24, Danger Level: VERY HIGH Additional information: Has a party streamer fetish, master of pizza-based warfare, took CSIII in college
Deshawn is an over-confident computer science prodigy and bitcoin market manipulation mastermind. You know that crazy bitcoin price rise last year? You thought that was a coincidence? Did you even think that was the best he could do? This man has a huge hacker record, dating all the way back to the early 90's when he co-founded the dangerous cyber-terrorism groups Cult of the Brown Starfish and 4_sk1n. Yes, the same 4_sk1n that reverse-ISP-packeted post office computers around the U.S. to send thousands of pictures to preschools depicting a crossdressing president copulating with a gay dog. Deshawn is no stranger to sex. He has had sex with over 1,825 black gay males and 1 sexual encounter with a cow. Since the early 2000's he has corrupted countless pizza chains with his illegal bitcoins, adding the entire pizza industry to Lincolns deadly E-arsenal. Combine this with the anonymity of the internet, and you have a force to be reckoned with in 30 minutes or less. Lincoln has many pizza-based attacks, from poisoned free pizzas to hundreds of empty boxes that you still need to pay full price for! One particularly devious attack he uses is to bug a random pizza order with a mic in the box, wait until the customer says something that could be used for blackmail, and anonymously extort the victims for sexual favours and/or money. Sometimes he leaks the information anyway, just for kicks! His most known and most dangerous attack, however, is the Somalian Dicking: Instead of a greasy pizza, you're greeted with an IED disguised as a pizza box. That was what happened to the last kid that tried to fight Dick Squad on the internet. This man is extremely gay and extremely dangerous. If you see him online, contact the cyber police immediately.
Tavon "Auntie" Lemongallo, Age 43, Danger Level: Medium Additional information: Atheist, high school science teacher, hates Christianity (specifically Catholicism), street performs in ghettos, has a PHD in Theoretical Physics
Part drag queen truckstop performer, part science teacher, all business. Auntie Lemongallo doesn't take anything from anyone, not even the Catholic Church. Especially the Catholic Church. Auntie had a bitter past with Christianity that she will never forget. The hatred that boils up in him acts as fuel for his war on all that is holy. He studied the Athiest liberal agenda carefully, put the bibles in the "fiction" section at the library, and gave the christian kids bad grades on their papers for random reasons. Some time recently, Dick Dad met him at a gay bar and offered her a job. This was the first day of the rest of Tavon's life. His goal now is to fight political battles in the school systems to remove christian values in public schools and replace them with the gays' own evil agenda! Although this may be a bigger threat soon, there are much more dangerous members worry about. As long as you are not in a public high school you should be fine.
Abraham Weiner AKA Maurice Jackson, Age 36, Danger Level: High Additional information: Transracial, has a gambling addiction, Middle Eastern aerobics superstar, inhumanly lucky
Weiner does not seem black at first, but his heart is as gay and chocolatey dark as any other negrosexual. Do not mention to Abe that he is, in fact, a jew. Do not even refer to him as Abraham Weiner. Doing so will let loose a timeless lecture about the pain and persecution transnegroes face every day. In the early 2000's Weiner was very well known for his israeli aerobics workout programs. This all changed when he was diagnosed with HIV at his US Fab Flab Burn-off tour. Although he did not let this hinder his sex life, Weiner was given a short life expectancy and developed a higher risk taking personality as a result. His wealth and emotional instability led him to heavy drug use, alcohol use and frequent gambling. As luck favoured it, Weiner just kept on winning. Now one of the richest men in Israel, Weiner has built hundreds of Dicksquad-backed casinos all over his homeland with the sole intention of forcibly converting the local straight populace: You're welcome as long as you have the cash. Don't have money? They'll loan you money right then and there! You can't pay them back? Well, then it's off to the gay camps for you. Thousands of young straight men and women have fallen victim to Weiner's devious stank plan. This man is overall very dangerous, but can be avoided.
As an extra, one day when I went to turn in a job at The Clap (our gay stripclub and undercover HQ) a certain someone came to make a deal with our boss...
Barrack Hussein Obama II, Age 52, Danger Level: PRACTICALLY MOOT Additional Information:President of the United States, An undercover African citizen, Muslim, top secret sex pirate
God, Jesus, and Mary save us all...
I've got some more intel. He is a troll hiding in plain sight on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta. He has caused numerous dramaz between successful adult women. HE IS DANGEROUS!
Gentlemen, the situation with Tupac and the Gayluminati led by Big Stank grows even worse with what I have found.
While prior signs pointed to Tupac being held in Palestine, it seems that some time ago he was moved to Serbia, and even worse, judging by this video below, he may have been hypnotized by them into being an agent of the Gayluminati's public face of Dicksquad, with the purported name of "Long Dong James".
The proof is this video, showing an interview with Tupac where he clearly speaks Arabic in support of Palestine and Serbia, along with him dancing to his own music set to typical Arabic/Islamic accordion songs:
This may mean that Eli's efforts are in vain, as Tupac may very well be alive in another country and turned into a temporary pawn of the gay black elite in their war against straight musicians.
