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How many of you, excluding Alec Benson Leary obviously, have directly contributed to any of Chris's antics and/or have been a significant part of a saga? Any stories that haven't been told? Anything you would've done differently?

And for those who said no, if given the chance to, what would you have done in the past to troll, whiteknight, or otherwise just interact with Chris?
 
I used to sell weed on CWCville.

But yeah, from what I know, only Marvin and Alec. Marvin was the pickleman :pickle:
 
I've never interacted with Chris before, but I've thought about what I might do if the opportunity came across. (I have family and friends in Virginia who live not too far from Chris' stomping ground, actually, and I visit them fairly regularly, so it's really not too much of a stretch... well, far less of a stretch than if I just kept myself secluded to my hometown in PA.)

I actually fit his sweetheart requirements to a T (except that I don't have a car or stable income (yet; still in school), nor do I live near Ruckersville), so I used to be kind of terrified of what I would do if he approached me and tried to convince me to go out with him. After doing some more reading up on him though, I realized that he's too passive for that to even happen in the first place, haha. :P

But what would I do... I don't have the acting abilities (nor the heart) to string him along in a lengthy trolling attempt, so I just I'd just try to chat with him for a bit, get a StreetPass tag and maybe a picture with him, if I can stomach the smell. It probably wouldn't result in anything monumental, but it would be enough for me.

One of these days when I'm down in Virginia, I want to go to the Game Place (or whatever it's called now) and do some TCG shopping there.
 
I either forced Chris to shove the medallion up his butt and nearly burn his house down or merely called Bob and talked to him for a bit. You decide.
 
I helped execute the Asperpedia Four
 
CompyRex said:
I either forced Chris to shove the medallion up his butt and nearly burn his house down or merely called Bob and talked to him for a bit. You decide.
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LOL

I live in DC. I've said before in the chat that I have an interest in visiting Monticello, and Ruckersville would be on my way. I've thought about getting publicly available information, court docs, a recent photo of 14 Branchland, maybe talk to some people in the area that have been in his sagas, IDK. Nothing that would invade Chris' privacy, or harass him, or troll him in any way. But if there are field agents actually living in Ruckersville or Charlottesville who could do this on their own then I don't know what the point would be, except maybe just to drive by 14 Branch and yell "JULAAY" (just kidding). No, but maybe just to take a pit stop at McD's on my way to Monticello. Who knows who may wander in? :tomgirl:
 
I was the main distributor of illegal Ford Aerostar, Escort and 1980-86 midsize LTD knockoffs in CWCville until I joined the CWCki Forums. :julay:

No really, I texted and emailed Chris-chan in 2010 trying to help him, with only one response of Barb yelling at me in the background and Chris babbling about Sonichu, trolls and THe GAMe PLACe (I can't remember the exact words of the convo, otherwise I'd have posted it a long time ago) and called the house phone to give my condolences to the Chandlers after Bob died, only for Barb to hang up on me. So I would be considered a former whiteknight turned CWCki forum-goer.
 
I raped his sweet australian panda bear on clyde's orders :twisted:
 
No, but I wish I could have come up with shit to email Chris for the mailbag that would have the potential to make him respond more then just "I read your mail." Or maybe draw him something during the early days that would have freaked him out.
 
I convinced Chris to sell 14 Branchland Court to a potential true and honest sweetheart. But it's top secret and I'm not allowed to talk about it.
 
It's nothing significant, but the entire forum as a whole practically played to Chris's paranoia last year when Chris started screencapping our posts and "leaking" them to his Facebook page with the proud comment:
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Champ actually made an exception to the No Trolling rule to let us try and coax Chris into making a blangry video by making him think we were planning to protest his trial in support of Michael Snyder. A bunch of us made posters and set a June 2, 2012 date that we would allegedly be at the Charlottesville Fashion Square Mall. Nothing came of it of course and Chris made an angry comment on Facebook saying he figured out we were lying and that we aren't the den of trolls he thought we were. Then he grew silent and continued to stalk our forums anyway.

Chris didn't screencap any of my posts, but he did save a copy of my own protest poster that he put on his account as "proof":
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It was a good time either way.
 
Many of the CWCki regulars (me included) posted questions in [cwc]Mailbag 13[/cwc].

And got answers to long-standing questions.

It was glorious.
 
Didn't someone from these forums take a picture of him walking to his car in a Best Buy parking lot? I know I've seen that somewhere.
 
bungholio said:
Didn't someone from these forums take a picture of him walking to his car in a Best Buy parking lot? I know I've seen that somewhere.
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Which car? The Cadillac, the Aerostar, Son-Chu or the Mitsubishi?
 
I never contributed but after I heard about Bob's schedule at Burger King, I would love to be able to sit down with him and Chris and ask them questions. Bob is the most likable person in the Chandler home, it's a shame he died :( But instead of trolling, I'd be interesting, for me, to talk to him on a personal level. I mean, this guys personal life is really fascinating. That's why I read the CWCiki in the first place. Too bad Chris would never give me the time of day since I lack a "China."
 
Fibonacci reminded me that last year Chris did screencap part of one of my posts. It was in a "is Chris scary?" thread and the part of my post he capped was me saying I thought he was scary but in the "this guy needs help" way.

Besides being part of this forum and being a JERK, I haven't done anything that would be considered trolling him.
 
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