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With all that's going on in the world right now, the cops have better things to do than listen to your insane ramblings
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Florida woman arrested for putting Easter eggs containing pamphlets full of porn in 400 mailboxes. (archive)
www.wftv.com
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Flagler County woman placed 400 pamphlets, porn-filled Easter eggs in strangers’ mailboxes, deputies say
Flagler County deputies arrested a woman they said placed Easter eggs with explicit images in strangers’ mailboxes.
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This happened 2 years ago.
With all that's going if you faggots know what's good for you, I'm not calling the cops again, I'll just kill you myself.
Try harassing me again. Go ahead.
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There's no general thread for sports articles in Hulkamania, so this seems like the next best thing.
Sports Illustrated drama:
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SI was probably gonna die anyway, like so many other businesses after corona-chan.
Notorious sports world troll Barry McCocknier strikes again:
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Very often Barry spreads fake news about sports to scare people up. It's a fucking riot whenever his Tweets trend.
Sports Illustrated drama:
Sports Illustrated Union on Twitter
“Our statement on today’s events and those of the last few months:”
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Notorious sports world troll Barry McCocknier strikes again:
SportsCenter on Twitter
“Sources confirm to ESPN that Donovan Mitchell's desire to get away from Rudy Gobert is "100% legit". Among other issues, Gobert would frequently kiss Mitchell on the lips at random times in the locker room. Many believe this is how Mitchell contracted the COVID-19 virus.”
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Very often Barry spreads fake news about sports to scare people up. It's a fucking riot whenever his Tweets trend.
ColtWalker1847
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I found a lost kitten a couple years ago and put up notices in the usual places. With Craigslist I got like six weirdos offering to take it while rambling about how many of their cats were "stolen", "poisoned", and other disjointed shit.
Ah yes. The lucrative cat-stealing business. I hear pure uncut persian long-hair sells for $1000/kg on the street
Because if they broke into your house to steal them you would have said something. It would be weird to omit important details like that when telling a story.
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Man discovers his girlfriend buried his stockpile of beans in the woo…
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Man discovers his girlfriend buried his stockpile of beans in the woods in case coronavirus 'gets bad'
Beans may be good for your heart, but they’re not always good for relationships.
A story recently appeared on social media outlets about a couple who got into a fight over a stockpile of canned beans. Apparently, they couldn’t agree on whether to eat them immediately or keep them buried in the woods and save them for "if things get bad" (regarding the coronavirus pandemic).
The story was posted to Twitter, although it reportedly originally appeared on Reddit. While the original post apparently was deleted, a Twitter account dedicated to the “relationships” subreddit shared the original text.
According to the post, the unnamed author bought 30 cans of beans and 15 cans of chickpeas in preparation for the coronavirus lockdown. According to the story, one night he opened the cabinet to make some chili and found the beans gone.
“I asked my girlfriend,” he wrote, “and she told me she buried all of the beans in the woods.”
After realizing that she wasn’t joking, the author said his girlfriend explained that she wanted to save the beans for “if things get bad.” When the boyfriend accused her of being “ridiculous,” she reportedly responded that she was “protecting our beans.”
According to the story, the girlfriend buried the beans because “canned food was most valuable for long-terms means.” The author claimed she said she planned on burying more beans in the woods.
Apparently, the argument escalated (with the girlfriend apparently declaring that she will never “jeopardize the beans”) and the couple stopped speaking to each other. Their story has received over 23 thousand responses.
On Twitter, users seemed generally amused by the details of the story. One response read, “No strong relationship can ever be formed if you hide beans from each other.”
Another user explained, “I will never jeopardize the beans’ has broken me, I need a drink.”
Of course, not everyone was amused. One user, who apparently struggled to obtain food, wrote, “As someone who is a vegetarian I am very angry at people like this for making it impossible to cook dinner for myself. I can’t find beans right now because preppers are hoarding them. I’m so glad all the beans are buried in the woods instead of part of my usual nightly meals.”
A story recently appeared on social media outlets about a couple who got into a fight over a stockpile of canned beans. Apparently, they couldn’t agree on whether to eat them immediately or keep them buried in the woods and save them for "if things get bad" (regarding the coronavirus pandemic).
The story was posted to Twitter, although it reportedly originally appeared on Reddit. While the original post apparently was deleted, a Twitter account dedicated to the “relationships” subreddit shared the original text.
According to the post, the unnamed author bought 30 cans of beans and 15 cans of chickpeas in preparation for the coronavirus lockdown. According to the story, one night he opened the cabinet to make some chili and found the beans gone.
“I asked my girlfriend,” he wrote, “and she told me she buried all of the beans in the woods.”
After realizing that she wasn’t joking, the author said his girlfriend explained that she wanted to save the beans for “if things get bad.” When the boyfriend accused her of being “ridiculous,” she reportedly responded that she was “protecting our beans.”
According to the story, the girlfriend buried the beans because “canned food was most valuable for long-terms means.” The author claimed she said she planned on burying more beans in the woods.
Apparently, the argument escalated (with the girlfriend apparently declaring that she will never “jeopardize the beans”) and the couple stopped speaking to each other. Their story has received over 23 thousand responses.
On Twitter, users seemed generally amused by the details of the story. One response read, “No strong relationship can ever be formed if you hide beans from each other.”
Another user explained, “I will never jeopardize the beans’ has broken me, I need a drink.”
Of course, not everyone was amused. One user, who apparently struggled to obtain food, wrote, “As someone who is a vegetarian I am very angry at people like this for making it impossible to cook dinner for myself. I can’t find beans right now because preppers are hoarding them. I’m so glad all the beans are buried in the woods instead of part of my usual nightly meals.”
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Fully naked woman tries to book flight at New Orleans airport
Here's her Facebook. She seems to have issues.
Here's her Facebook. She seems to have issues.
Crunchy Chick
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A bit late, but...
www.lgbtqnation.com
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In a surprising development that shocked his supporters, the Prince of Darkness today announced his resignation, effective immediately.
“I can’t keep up with Donald Trump” Mephistopheles complained.
Related: This woman’s hilarious video about ‘straight pride’ is so funny even straight people are sharing it
According to an insider close to both sides, negotiations were tough, but the devil finally agreed to let Trump own and star on The Apprentice – Hades.
“Whoever has a controlling interest in that owns Hell,” the insider explained, adding, “I don’t really care, do you?”
Asked when the series will begin, Satan was definitive. “Given Donald’s health, filming will begin ASAP,” he said.
When questioned further about his own role in the series, the Anti-Christ was uncharacteristically modest: “I’ll just be a mere contestant. We’re expecting an all-star cast: Rush Limbaugh, most of the leadership of Iran.”
“The competition will be fierce! But with Trump running the show, it’s well worth it to be a contestant,” he noted. “I’d sell my soul to Trump for the chance to learn from the best.”
Looking back on his accomplishments, the King of Hell was nostalgic: “It’s been a good few millennia,” he noted. “War, pestilence, bigotry, Lindsey Graham. I’m proud of my record.”
“I certainly never expected to be replaced. Still, it’s important to recognize superior talent when it comes along.”
For his many fans, the Prince of Darkness pledged he wouldn’t disappear entirely. “You can still catch me on reruns of I Love Lucifer, or live 24/7 on Fox News.”
“I guess Trump is my own damned fault,” confessed Beelzebub. “I knew I should’ve used a condom when I f**ked his Mom.”
BREAKING: Satan resigns because he can’t keep up with Donald Trump
“I knew I should’ve used a condom...
www.lgbtqnation.com
Photo: Shutterstock
In a surprising development that shocked his supporters, the Prince of Darkness today announced his resignation, effective immediately.
“I can’t keep up with Donald Trump” Mephistopheles complained.
Related: This woman’s hilarious video about ‘straight pride’ is so funny even straight people are sharing it
According to an insider close to both sides, negotiations were tough, but the devil finally agreed to let Trump own and star on The Apprentice – Hades.
“Whoever has a controlling interest in that owns Hell,” the insider explained, adding, “I don’t really care, do you?”
Asked when the series will begin, Satan was definitive. “Given Donald’s health, filming will begin ASAP,” he said.
When questioned further about his own role in the series, the Anti-Christ was uncharacteristically modest: “I’ll just be a mere contestant. We’re expecting an all-star cast: Rush Limbaugh, most of the leadership of Iran.”
“The competition will be fierce! But with Trump running the show, it’s well worth it to be a contestant,” he noted. “I’d sell my soul to Trump for the chance to learn from the best.”
Looking back on his accomplishments, the King of Hell was nostalgic: “It’s been a good few millennia,” he noted. “War, pestilence, bigotry, Lindsey Graham. I’m proud of my record.”
“I certainly never expected to be replaced. Still, it’s important to recognize superior talent when it comes along.”
For his many fans, the Prince of Darkness pledged he wouldn’t disappear entirely. “You can still catch me on reruns of I Love Lucifer, or live 24/7 on Fox News.”
“I guess Trump is my own damned fault,” confessed Beelzebub. “I knew I should’ve used a condom when I f**ked his Mom.”
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And the left still doesn't get satire. I mean it's an okay try for imitating the BabylonBee, but there's too much barely controlled rage in every sentence. They're not crying, YOU'RE crying, bigot doesn't create the funny as much.
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LGBTQ admits their leader can't keep up with Donald Trump.
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FWIW, the 
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Gotta love how these people are stuck in 2003 and by bringing in stuff about hell and god they're owning the fundies who barely exist as a political force anymore. Gotta get back at that pastor who said they'd go to hell for playing with Yu-Gi-Oh cards or whatever.
isn't for you.Gotta love how these people are stuck in 2003 and by bringing in stuff about hell and god they're owning the fundies who barely exist as a political force anymore. Gotta get back at that pastor who said they'd go to hell for playing with Yu-Gi-Oh cards or whatever.
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How is it possible to be this much of a fag?
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So they wrote an article to show off all the names for Satan they could come up with that was actually pretty complementary of Trumps's abilities?
Garm
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They found a way.
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Trump did quite a bit for the gays, didn't he?
IIRC he got behind stuff that even Obama wouldn't.
IIRC he got behind stuff that even Obama wouldn't.
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Well they all conveniently forget this, name another presidential candidate who has done this in a non-pandering way. Being a Republican candidate this was risky as hell.
